Two Old Queens

Even if you didn't love her last movie, that's no reason to try and kill her... Or is it? A WhoDunnIt with Elizabeth Taylor, Rock Hudson, Angela Lansbury, and Kim Novak has got to be pretty gay, no? We attempt to solve the mystery of THE MIRROR CRACK'D with actor and improviser Suzi Barrett (Just Roll with It, Drunk History, podcast: Family Time) Follow Suzi on Twitter: @suzi_barrett Follow Suzi o...

"I have two friends in the world. One is a cat. The other is a murderer." - Elliot Gould as Phillip Marlowe Sounds like every gay man who stepped foot in Studio 54! We pound the gritty streets of Los Angeles as we tackle THE LONG GOODBYE with actor and improviser Dhruv Uday Singh! (Good Trouble, Prodigal Son, On the Verge) Follow Dhruv on Instagram: @dhruvudaysingh Follow us on Twitter and Instagr...

They call themselves "The Who's Who of the Whodunnit" but what kind of cream in Poirot putting in that mustache of his?  Get your ticket and join us as we try to solve THE MURDER ON THE ORIENT EXPRESS. Our travel companion for this installment of our Whodunnit series is writer, comedian, and podcaster Marcy Jarreau! (podcasts: A Funny Feeling, Kar-Dishin' It, 90 DayBae)  Follow Marcy on...

The next move is murder!  We're pivoting out of our Cinematic Sondheim series into a series of WhoDunIts! We're giving Sondheim one last gasp as we start off THE LAST OF SHEILA, a movie he co-wrote with Anthony Perkins. So naturally our guest is writer/director/comedian Anthony King (co-author BEETLEJUICE: The Musical / co-creator "Robbie" / writer: Silicon Valley, Search Party, Dead to Me) F...

Let us entertain you, and we'll have a real good time, yes sir!  We travel the vaudeville circuit for the final installment of our Cinematic Sondheim series, GYPSY! So clear the deck and light the lights as we welcome lady watch-er Ryan O'Connor! (podcast: Lady Watchers, neighborhood Auntie Mame) Follow Ryan on Twitter: @RyanOConnor Follow Ryan on Instagram: @RyanOConnor1981 Follow us on Twit...

Sweeney's skin may be pale, and his eye may be odd, but how gay is he? For the third installment of our Cinematic Sondheim series we attend the tale of SWEENEY TODD: THE DEMON BARBER OF FLEET STREET! And this week our guest is someone who has worked with the man himself, it's Kevin Chamberlin! (Disney's Jesse, Broadway: Seussical, Addams Family, Dirty Blonde, TikTok Ratatouille musical) Follow Kev...

Be careful what you wish for!  We're heading INTO THE WOODS for the second film in our Cinematic Sondheim series.  Our guest is a singer, actress and starred as Little Red Ridinghood in Spectrum Players production of INTO THE WOODS at Hofstra University with one of our co-hosts, it's Tara Sands!  (Voice of Bulbasaur & Mokuba, Pokemon, Yugioh, Digimon, Owner of @loopedlajewelry )...

Sure, Maria feels pretty, and witty, and gay, but what about the rest of the cast? We take to the streets in the first of our Cinematic Sondheim series as we discuss the all singing, all dancing, ten time Academy Award winner, WEST SIDE STORY! And who better to tell us how many bullets are left in the gun than Chris Renfro! (Reno 911, Man With a Plan, CBS Diversity Showcase!) Follow Chris on Twitt...

Everyone deserves a chance to celebrate, but is James Corden part of everyone?  Our date to Ryan Murphy's adaptation of Broadway's THE PROM on Netflix is the towering delight known as Gilli Nissim! (writer on "The Other Two," & "AP Bio," host of "We're Gross") Follow Gilli on Twitter and Instagram: @Time2GetGill Follow us on Twitter and Instagram: @TwoOldQueens Follow Mark on Letterbox: @...

It's Christmas in the Playhouse! But is the yuletide gay? Joining us and the endless parade of guest stars, is one of our new Christmas traditions, Andrew Farmer! (actor/writer/co-host of "Scary Stories to Tell on the Pod") Follow Andrew on Twitter and Instagram: @thatsajellyfish Follow us on Twitter and Instagram: @TwoOldQueens Follow Mark on Letterbox: @markrennie Email us: TwoOldQueens@gmail.co...

Any special with a young Beatrice Arthur belting out a pseudo-Brecht song has got to be gay, don't you think?   Joining us as we travel back a long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away to celebrate Life Day in the STAR WARS HOLIDAY SPECIAL is none other than Connor Ratliff! (podcast: Dead Eyes, The George Lucas Talk Show, Search Party, Marvelous Ms. Maisel) Follow Connor on Twitter and Instagr...

Does Dolly Parton have what it takes to make the yuletide gay? (I think we all know the answer!) Joining us as we celebrate DOLLY PARTON'S CHRISTMAS ON THE SQUARE is national treasure Ashley Ward! (Baby Wants Candy, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Your Pretty Face is Going to Hell) Follow Ashley on Twitter: @ashleyjward Follow Ashley on Instagram: @ashleyjeanward Follow us on Twitter and Instagram: @TwoOl...

What on earth do Christmas and Hanukkah have in common?  Helping us unwrap that question is a guest who will make your heart grow three sizes! We're talking about the lovely and delightful JENNIE PIERSON! (Blackish, Kidding, Powerless) Follow Jennie on Twitter: @jenniepieand  Follow Jennie on Instagram: @jenniebeep Follow us on Twitter and Instagram: @TwoOldQueens Follow Mark on Letterbo...

We're kicking off our series of holiday themed tv movies with the story of a man named Brady!  Enjoy a slice of Alice's pie as the gift known as Julie Brister! (Goliath, podcast: Christmas Steve) joins us to discuss the gayness of A VERY BRADY CHRISTMAS!  Follow Julie on Twitter and Instagram: @bristahsouljah Follow us on Twitter and Instagram: @TwoOldQueens Follow Mark on Letterbox: @ma...

"Beware the hostile fag. When he's sober, he's dangerous. When he drinks, he's lethal." That's right, we're talking about The Boys in the Band!  Our guest is the opposite of hostile! It's the lovely and delightful FRANK DECARO! (author: "Drag: Combing Through the Big Wigs of Show Business" and "A Boy Named Phyllis: A Suburban Memoir.") Follow Frank on Twitter and Instagram: @FrankDecaroShow F...

This episode we're opening up the mail bag and answering YOUR questions!  No guest on this one! Just the queens themselves!  Follow us on Twitter and Instagram: @TwoOldQueens Follow Mark on Letterbox: @markrennie Email us: TwoOldQueens@gmail.com WE'VE GOT MERCH! CAN YOU IMAGINE? Click on this link! h ttps://www.teepublic.com/stores/two-old-queens?ref_id=12950 Or go to TeePublic.com and s...

Mirror mirror on the wall, who's the gayest one of all?  This episode we're looking at Gay Icons!  Who will make the cut?  It's a "living list" so this is just the start! Joining us is comedian, actor, defender of Funny Girl, Jimmy Ray Bennett!   Follow Jimmy on Twitter and Instagram: @JimmyRayBennett Follow us on Twitter and Instagram: @TwoOldQueens Follow Mark on Letterbox: @...

We've come to the end of our Elm Street series and now we definitively know how gay all of the Nightmare movies are! This episode we take a close look at the romantic comedy FREDDY VS. JASON!  Joining our sleepover is comedian, actor, writer, NAOMI EKPERIGIN! (Cohost @couplestherapypod ) Follow Naomi on Twitter: @Blacktress Follow Naomi on Instagram:  @BlacktressComedy Follow us on Twitt...

We continue our trip down Elm Street to find out how gay all the movies in the Nightmare franchise are! This episode we take a close look at WES CRAVEN'S NEW NIGHTMARE! Joining our sleepover is writer, actor, and former Maury intern Steve Szlaga! (podcast: Why Do You Know That)  Follow Steve on Twitter: @SteveSzlaga  Follow Steve on Instagram:  @szzzzlaga Follow us on Twitter and In...

We continue our trip down Elm Street to find out how gay all the movies in the Nightmare franchise are! This episode we take a close look at NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET 6: Freddy's Dead!  Joining our sleepover is the delightful lover of trash, Betsy Sodaro! (Disjointed! Duncanville! Hubie Halloween! Golden Arm! Podcasts @funnyfeelingpod and @welovetrashpod !!!!)  Follow Betsy on Instagram: &...

We continue our trip down Elm Street to find out how gay all the movies in the Nightmare franchise are! This episode we take a close look at NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET 5: THE DREAM CHILD Joining our sleepover is the Zaddy who's responsible for the Two Old Queens, Jon Gabrus! (High & Mighty, Action Boyz)  Follow Jon on Twitter and Instagram:  @gabrus Follow us on Twitter and Instagram: @...

We continue our trip down Elm Street to find out how gay all the movies in the Nightmare franchise are! This episode we take a close look at NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET 4: THE DREAM MASTER  Joining our sleepover is the legendary Joan Ford! (DC Superhero Girls, Thundercats Roar, Yabba Dabba Dinosaurs, Quibi)  Follow Joan on Twitter and Instagram:  @joanhaleyford Follow us on Twitter and...

We continue our trip down Elm Street to find out how gay all the movies in the Nightmare franchise are! This episode we're talking NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET 3: DREAM WARRIORS  Joining us is notorious lover of trash, MANO AGAPION ("Drag Her," "We Love Trash")  Follow Mano on Twitter and Instagram: @manoagapion Follow us on Twitter and Instagram: @TwoOldQueens Follow Mark on Letterbox:...

EPISODE ORIGINALLY POSTED ON PATREON ON 9/21/20 We continue our trip down Elm Street to find out how gay all the movies in the Nightmare franchise are! This episode we discuss the notorious NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET 2: FREDDY'S REVENGE! And who better to join us than the legendary Oscar Montoya! (Bless the Hearts, Adam Ruins Everything, Spanish Aqui Presents)  Follow Oscar on Twitter and Instag...

EPISODE ORIGINALLY POSTED ON PATREON ON 9/14/20 Welcome to our Patreon! It's a fun extension of our regular podcast! But here we'll be talking about all sorts of things, not just movies! But sometimes movies! (Isn't this fun already?)  Up first, we're reviewing all of the Nightmare on Elm Street movies to find out how gay they are!  Joining us for our first episode is the iconic Eva Ande...