Two Old Queens

"A New Vision of Horror!" Bold claims? Can they back it up? We do the math!  Five Cold Screams keeps on screaming! We can back up our guest because she's one of the best there is! We're talking with Betsy Sodaro! (Hubie Holloween, Ghosts, Duncanville, podcasts: A Funny Feeling & We Love Trash) Follow Betsy Instagram: @betsysodaro Follow us on Twitter and Instagram: @TwoOldQueens Follow Ma...

"Fifteen years ago, he murdered his family on stage and burned down the theater. Tonight... he's back for an encore!" We love an encore!  Five Cold Screams keeps on screaming! Wake up Orville Redenbacher and heat up the skillet because this week we're talking about POPCORN! And our guest is as essential to movie-going as popcorn itself.. it's writer/performer Joan Ford! ("Thundercats Roar," "...

"If you want to feel the rush you have to take the risk." Or you can buy a bottle of poppers! Wax up your boards ladies, we're hitting the waves with the ladies of BLUE CRUSH! Joining us is actor/comedian, Kimia Behpoornia! Follow Kimia on Instagram: @childclown Follow us on Twitter and Instagram: @TwoOldQueens Follow Mark on Letterbox: @markrennie Email us: TwoOldQueens@gmail.com WE'VE GOT MERCH!...

It's got fashion, twisted sexual activity, and it takes place in the House of Woodcock. So it's got to be gay, doesn't it? We're pulling on PHANTOM THREAD with actor/comedian/lover of ska, Drew DiFonzo Marks! ("Brooklyn 99," "Reno 911!," ska documentary"Pick It Up! - Ska in the 90s") Follow Drew on Instagram: @DrewDiFonzoMarks Follow us on Twitter and Instagram: @TwoOldQueens Follow Mark on Letter...

This month John and Mark are catching up! Talking about what they've been watching, sharing some Top Tens, answering questions and just catchin' up! Follow us on Twitter and Instagram: @TwoOldQueens Follow Mark on Letterbox: @markrennie Email us: TwoOldQueens@gmail.com WE'VE GOT MERCH! CAN YOU IMAGINE? Click on this link! h ttps://www.teepublic.com/stores/two-old-queens?ref_id=12950 Or go to TeePu...

It's "A Merry Musical Treat For The Whole Family!" but what kind of family are we talking about? We're talking about EMMET OTTER'S JUGBAND CHRISTMAS! and our guest is bound to be up your persuasion! It's actor/writer/director Mitch Silpa! ("All Rise," "Spy," "Bridesmaids," and a series of videos called Two Old Queens!) Follow Mitch on Twitter: @mitchsilpa Follow Mitch on Instagram: @mitchsilpapics...

Jingle all the Oy Vey! Is it called ALL I WANT IS CHRISTMAS? IRA FINKLESTEIN'S CRISTMAS? Or SWITCH-MAS? Helping us unwrap this conundrum, and have a little bonus Diana/Spencer talk, is actor/writer Gilli Nissum! ("The Other Two," "We're Gross!") Follow Gilli on Twitter and Instagram: @time2getgill Follow us on Twitter and Instagram: @TwoOldQueens Follow Mark on Letterbox: @markrennie Email us: Two...

It's the New Year's Eve movie everyone's heard about, but no one has seen. Until now!  Our Holi-gay's Jubilee ends with a bang as we smoke 200 CIGARETTES with John's smoking hot husband, Bryan Rucker!!! (Goop Yourself, podcast) Follow Bryan on Twitter & Instagram: @ruckerbry Follow us on Twitter and Instagram: @TwoOldQueens Follow Mark on Letterbox: @markrennie Email us: TwoOldQueens@gmai...

It's Christmas! It's Hanukkah! How can we handed off of these presents?  Speaking of gifts, our guest is the delightful and multi-talented Jennie Peirson! The Holi-gay Jubilee continues with DOUBLE HOLIDAY! Follow Jennie on Twitter: @jenniepie Follow Jennie on Instagram: @jenniebeep Follow us on Twitter and Instagram: @TwoOldQueens Follow Mark on Letterbox: @markrennie Email us: TwoOldQueens@...

"Two Dads, One Toy, No Prisoners." This was not the movie we wanted it to be. But our guest this week is everything we've ever wanted! It wouldn't be a Two Old Queens Holi-gay Jubilee without her, we're talking with Olivia Norman! Follow Olivia on Instagram: @oliviasnownorman Follow us on Twitter and Instagram: @TwoOldQueens Follow Mark on Letterbox: @markrennie Email us: TwoOldQueens@gmail.com WE...

"Strange things are a brewing at the local gym!" Are we talking about the steam room, because that's not strange!  Grab your water bottles and towels because this week we've got a day pass to DEATH SPA! Joining us is everyone's favorite coach, Ryan Stanger!  Follow Ryan on Twitter & Instagram: @stonestanger Follow us on Twitter and Instagram: @TwoOldQueens Follow Mark on Letterbox: @...

"Streisand and Caan - How Lucky Can You Get!" Mark's lucky this isn't part of a trilogy!  This week we're closing the loop on the Streisand Funny-verse with FUNNY LADY! Joining us is actor and and fan favorite, Jimmy Ray Bennett!  Follow Jimmy on Instagram: @jimmyraybennett Follow us on Twitter and Instagram: @TwoOldQueens Follow Mark on Letterbox: @markrennie Email us: TwoOldQueens@gmai...

"There is nothing to be afraid of!"  I hope you've RSVP'd because you've been invited to THE INVITATION! And our plus one for this party is none other than writer, producer, and host of the podcast An Invitation to THE INVITATION, Jim Penola!  Follow Jim on Twitter & Instagram: @jimpenola Follow us on Twitter and Instagram: @TwoOldQueens Follow Mark on Letterbox: @markrennie Email us...

Friends to the End! We've reached the end of our search for the gayest movie in the Child's Play franchise with CHILD'S PLAY (2019) and we've got one of our dearest friend's to help us talk about it!  We're talking with writer, performer, and Wild Horse: Erin Whitehead!  Follow Erin on Twitter and Instagram:  @girlwithatail Follow us on Twitter and Instagram: @TwoOldQueens Follow Ma...

"You may feel a little prick!" Okay, we're interested! We continue our search for the gayest movie in the Child's Play franchise with CULT OF CHUCKY!  Joining us is one of our friend's to the end, a writer, who's dealing with the sniffles, it's Connor Shin! ("Harley Quinn," "Fairfax") Follow Connor on Twitter: @thatconnieshin Follow Connor on Instagram: @madam_connie Follow us on Twitter...

Fear has a new home, and we love the architecture!  Our search for the gayest movie in the Child's Play franchise continues with CURSE OF CHUCKY! Be afraid. Be effing afraid, because we're talking with actor and comedian Kristen Rozanski! ("Adam Ruins Everything," "Scilicon Valley," "black- ish ") Follow Kristen on Twitter and Instagram:  @kristenrozanski Follow us on Twitter and Instagr...

Deliver Us Some Evil!  We're getting a load of Chucky as we continue our search for the gayest movie in the Child's Play franchise with SEED OF CHUCKY! It's time to raise some hell with comedian and writer Joan Ford! ("ThunderCats Roar!" "This Day in Useless Celebrity History," "Tiny Toons Looniversity") Follow Joan on Twitter and Instagram:  @joanhaleyford Follow us on Twitter and Insta...

Here comes the bride... there goes everyone else. We're continuing our search for the gayest movie in the Child's Play franchise. Our "plus one" is your favorite and ours, Betsy Sodaro! ("Golden Arm," "Duncanville," podcasts: @funnyfeelingpod and @welovetrashpod) Follow Betsy on Instagram:  @betsysodaro Follow us on Twitter and Instagram: @TwoOldQueens Follow Mark on Letterbox: @markrennie Em...

This week John and Mark are catching up! Indulging in a little self-care, talking about what they've been watching, and just catchin' up! Follow us on Twitter and Instagram: @TwoOldQueens Follow Mark on Letterbox: @markrennie Email us: TwoOldQueens@gmail.com WE'VE GOT MERCH! CAN YOU IMAGINE? Click on this link! h ttps://www.teepublic.com/stores/two-old-queens?ref_id=12950 Or go to TeePublic.com an...

There comes a time to put away childhood things. But some things just won't stay put! We're continuing our search for the gayest movie in the Child's Play franchise. Joining us to talk CHILD'S PLAY 3 is actor and writer STEVE SZLAGA (co-host of the podcast: Why Do You Know That?) Follow Steve on Twitter: @steveszlaga Follow Steve on Instagram:  @szzzzlaga Follow us on Twitter and Instagram: @...

"In 1988, He startled us with a frightening vision. Then, he was destroyed and left for dead. Now, he's about to be reborn." We're continuing our search for the gayest movie in the Child's Play franchise. Joining us to talk CHILD'S PLAY 2 is actor and writer JUSTIN MICHAEL ("Infinity Train," FX's "Cake," podcast: Nature Talks to Itself) Follow Justin on Twitter and Instagram:  @heyjustin Foll...

"When people have nightmares they dream of Freddy. When Freddy has nightmares he dreams of Chucky." And that's why we're starting our second year of Patreon by asking the question: "What's the gayest movie in the Child's Play franchise?" We're starting at the beginning because as that icon of horror Julie Andrews always says, "It's a very good place to start!"  Joining us to talk CHILD'S PLAY...

We're letting you inside our closet to see how the sausage is made!  John & Mark are revamping their scoring system and in this episode you get to listen to them fight it out as categories go from the cannon, bonus, the wheel, etc!  Welcome to the sausage factory, dear listeners!  Pick up John's book, Baked! Sex, Drugs, and Alternative Comedy: https://amzn.to/3tUbvOM For autogra...

"They're Down On Their Luck And Up To Their Necks In Senoritas, Margaritas, Banditos And Bullets!" Sounds like a pretty fun weekend to us! Saddle up boys, because we're headed to Mexico to talk THREE AMIGOS with a delightful señorita known as comedian/writer/artist Rachel Van Nes! (McSweeneys, New Yorker, Reductress) Follow Rachel on Twitter & Instagram: @vannesexpress Pick up John's book, Bak...

It's the first feature film directed by a black lesbian filmmaker! What took us so long! This week we're looking at the iconic landmark in "New Queer Cinema," THE WATERMELON WOMAN! And speaking of iconic landmarks in new queer cinema, our guest this week is actor/comedian Kale Hills! (Adam Ruins Everything, Scare Package, College Humor, UCB) Follow Kale on Twitter: @KateEthan Follow Kale on Instag...