Two Old Ladies and a Microphone

Chosen Con is an annual gathering for fans of The Chosen , bringing people together who love the show and the story it tells. It’s more than just panels and meet-and-greets, it’s a space where faith, storytelling, and community all collide in the best way. In this episode, a few friends and I sit down to share what it was really like to be there. We talk about our favorite moments, the unexpected...

Hi Friends! We’re taking a little break but will be back with you as soon as we can! In the meantime, please feel free to keep listening to our Season 1 episodes and thank you so much for your support!  Courtney and Carissa (Courtney will be dropping one more nonaffiliated episode soon) Stay in the loop: https://linktr.ee/twooldladiespodcast Follow us, send love mail, or just creep our cat pics. W...

In this episode of 'Two Old Ladies and a Microphone', we delve into the fascinating and often bizarre world of human bodies that we’re calling “Boddities.” We’ll explore “Why do bodies do that?” looking at various bodily functions, reflexes, and quirks and discussing everything from the science behind goosebumps to the phenomenon of hysterical strength. Then in our new segment we’re callin...

In this episode of 'Two Old Ladies and a Microphone', we venture into the nature of advice, particularly focusing on the bad advice people often give and receive. We explore the reasons behind why bad advice is so prevalent, and share some of our personal anecdotes of unhinged advice we’ve encountered, and reflect on our own experiences of giving advice. Then it’s our first semi final game...

In this episode of 'Two Old Ladies and a Microphone,' we dive into the chaos and joy of holiday traditions. We’ll explore the essential elements for a perfect Christmas, from mood music and festive snacks to beloved holiday movies and our own personal aesthetics. We’ll let you in on our Christmas Eve rituals and Christmas Day traditions before squaring off in our final round of Red Rover....

In this episode, we explore the relationship between humans and animals .Which ones do we like, not like or are scared of? How many animals exactly have chased Courtney?  And why? Then we each pick our favorite animal (or insect ) from land, air, and sea. This week’s episode of Red Rover is featuring Africa's Big Seven with the introduction of the “stinky kid”. And of course Cat Chat to round...

Awooooo! Welcome to our Halloween episode! Are you team Werewolf or team Vampire?  In this episode, we will be sharing a little bit of history on each as well as how the famous “rivalry” came to be. Then we will be doing a Werewolf vs Vampire breakdown based on various categories we chose based on absolutely nothing at all! We return to Red Rover with the Scooby Gang from Buffy the Vampire Slayer...

In this episode of Two Old Ladies and a Microphone, the topic of discussion is the concept of “is ignorance really bliss?” We’ll then share our own “dumbest dumb I ever dumbed” and reflect on the lessons learned from those moments. We return to Foursquare with 'beautiful magical himbos' before wrapping up with Cat Chat. Stay in the loop: https://linktr.ee/twooldladiespodcast Follow us, sen...

In this episode of 'Two Old Ladies and a Microphone', we are celebrating the awesomeness of life! We will chat about some of our favorite things as well as some of our favorite “groups” of people. We are changing things up a bit this week, so instead of our usual Foursquare, we’re going to attempt to play a virtual game of  Red Rover featuring the cast of Friends. And we’ll wrap up with so...

In this episode, we spare no detail as we spill the tea on the chaos of office life, as we air our petty grievances in a segment we like to call “Dear Diary”. And since we love to stick things in categories here, we’ll then attempt to classify various annoying behaviors before settling on a final four for this week’s Foursquare. We’ll wrap up with the always entertaining antics of our furry friend...

In this episode, we explore the concept of moral ambiguity in the media, and discuss how characters are often portrayed with complex motivations that blur the lines between good and evil, before moving on to a more light-hearted game where we challenge each other to a “quote off”. Next up is Foursquare where we rate some big time directors and then wrap up with some updates on our beloved 4 legged...

In this episode of 'Two Old Ladies and a Microphone' , we dive into our food opinions, discussing everything from the mystery of shelf stable meat to the controversial addition of ketchup in chicken noodle soup. We then share our most memorable food experiences, including a disastrous fondue party and a cringe-worthy anniversary dinner. Finally, we wrap up with a fun foursquare with classi...

Hi friends! We had a great new episode planned and recorded (twice, actually ) but audio gremlins struck, and we decided to spare your ears the chaos. So today, we’re throwing it back to where it all began—our very first episode. Whether you’re new here or just want to hear how far we’ve come (tech glitches and all), this one’s a fun revisit. We’ll be back next time with something fresh! In this e...

In this episode we delve into the complexities of mental health terminology and the impact of casual language on our understanding of mental health issues. We discuss the misuse of terms like trauma, narcissism, and gaslighting, and the importance of using accurate language in mental health discussions. Our conversation also touches on the role of social media influencers in shaping perceptions of...

This episode, we're digging into all things family. From bizarre quirks to those oddball phrases only your family understands (you know the ones), we're celebrating the delightful secrets that make each family unique. Plus, a Foursquare showdown featuring our favorite sitcom families. And of course, it wouldn’t be complete without some quality cat chat — because let’s be real, pets are abs...

In this episode, we dig into the posters-on-the-wall era of our lives. From 90s boy band obsessions to who has captured our attention today, we reflect on the famous faces that stole our hearts growing up—and the ridiculous lengths we went to just to catch a glimpse (hello, teen magazines and dream wedding plans). In a twist on our usual FourSquare segment, we pick crushes for each other. And of c...

In this episode of ' Two Old Ladies in a Microphone' , we dive into our favorite music, discussing our top picks for desert island discs and exploring the distinctions between bangers, bops, and jams. This episode's Foursquare features rockstar boyfriends and of course, cat chat! To follow along with our 100% science based rubric check out our instagram @twooldladiespod Disclaimer: We’...

In this episode of Two Old Ladies and a Microphone , we dive into the intersection of menopause and mental illness — with as much humor and honesty as we can muster. From brain fog to mood swings, we unpack symptoms and share personal stories in the most unqualified way possible. This episode’s FourSquare features a nostalgic nod to The Golden Girls, along with a candid chat about how life and pop...

In this episode of 'Two Old Ladies and a Microphone', we dive into a variety of topics, including our hot takes on celebrities, the nature of artistic films, and our irrational attachments to TV shows. We explore the concept of celebrity privacy and play a fun game called Foursquare where we choose our favorite celebrity characters. The episode wraps up with a light-hearted discussion abou...

Just a quick intro to who we are, why we're doing this and what you can expect. Basically the about section....but out loud!