Two Old Bats in the Belfry

Words have power. They can stimulate our brains, provide comic relief, or help us express emotions when nothing else will do. Shelley and Vicki dive into their lifelong love affair with language in this delightfully candid conversation about keeping mentally sharp as we age. The two hosts share how their passion for reading began early—with  checking out "30 books at a time" from the lib...

Swimsuit season is upon us, and there's nothing quite like stripping down in a poorly lit dressing room to bring all those body insecurities rushing back! Shelley and Vicki dive deep into the universal dread of bathing suit shopping, reflecting on how they've struggled with body image throughout their lives—even when they were young with what they now recognize were "cute little bod...

What does dating look like when you've got decades of life experience behind you? Shelley G and Vicki Z, the self-proclaimed "Two Old Bats in the Belfry," tackle this question with unflinching honesty and their signature humor that will have you laughing out loud. The duo dives deep into what they'd look for in a "silver fox" if they were suddenly single again. Both a...

Ready for some honest, unfiltered humor about getting older? Shelley G and Vicki Z are back with their signature candor in this laugh-out-loud episode of "Two Old Bats in the Belfry." Ever heard that flatulence doesn't smell on airplanes? Shelley emphatically debunks this myth through hilarious personal anecdotes that will have you giggling in recognition. Meanwhile, Vicki confesses...

We share our fears of spiders and cockroaches, exploring how they shape our lives. Laughter proves to be an essential tool in discussing aging and life's challenges. Our discussions about planning our own funerals lead to reflections on legacy and friendship. • Discussion about fears and phobias, particularly spiders and cockroaches  • The concept of having a mock funeral and reactions to it ...

We explore the laughter and realities of dating and sexuality after 50. This fun yet deep conversation reveals the joys and complexities of finding love later in life, encouraging listeners to embrace their experiences with humor. - Introduction to navigating dating after 50  - The challenges and quirks of modern dating  - The role of humor and acceptance in dating and intimacy  Remember to subscr...

We're buzzing with excitement over the impending arrival of our first grandchild! In our latest podcast, we delve into the joy and challenges of becoming grandparents, sharing our experiences along the way.  • Special announcement about the baby on the way  • Our shopping adventures and the latest baby trends  • Reflecting on the importance of love and influences in grandparenting  We can&apo...

What happens when two old bats take on the holidays with all the joy, chaos, and stretchy pants that come with it? Join us, Shelly G and Vicki Z, as we recount our festive escapades, from the riotous family gatherings to the inevitable struggle of resisting those mouth-watering chocolate chip cookies and bundt cakes. We’re back on the airwaves, a little raunchier and definitely crazier, sharing la...

Ever had a job that led to encounters with celebrities, bizarre mishaps, or the unexpected chaos of tax season? Join us, Shelley G and Vicki Z, as we recount some of the most wild and unforgettable moments from our diverse work histories. From Shelley's outrageous run-in with a bum in Manhattan and her tenure near a morgue in a New York hospital, to Vicki's tales of selling soft pretzels...

Why should young folks have all the fun on reality TV? Picture this: seniors racing with bedazzled walkers, competing to name the most medications, and unraveling soup theft mysteries in assisted living. In this uproarious episode, Vicki Z and I, Shelly G, brainstorm the most hilarious and imaginative reality TV shows tailored for the senior citizen crowd. From the exercise-centric "It Depend...

What happens when two old friends party like it's college all over again? Tune in to this uproarious episode of Two Old Bats in the Belfry, where Shelly G and Vicki Z reminisce about reconnecting with long-lost pals and making new ones who know how to have a good time. We dive into the importance of nurturing these cherished relationships and share the hilarious moments that made us feel youn...

Are you ready to laugh and maybe shed a tear about the joys of aging? Join us, Shelly G and Vicki Z, on the latest episode of Two Old Bats in the Belfry, where we tackle the hilarious and often unglamorous realities of getting older. Ever heard of an "organ reciter"? Tune in as we share side-splitting anecdotes about friends who can’t help but list their health issues like items on a men...

Ever feel like shedding pounds is an uphill battle, especially as you age? This week on "Two Old Bats in the Belfry," join Vicki and Shelly as they hilariously navigate the rollercoaster of weight loss in their golden years. From the triumphs of Vicki's medically supervised protein-sparing fast to Shelly's lifelong, laugh-out-loud tales of battling the bulge, we tackle everythi...

Take a trip down memory lane with Shelley and Vicky as they reminisce about their dating adventures in the pre-marriage era. From awkward blind dates to unexpected encounters, these two seasoned veterans of love share candid tales of insane dates, hilarity, and everything in between. Join them as they peel back the layers of nostalgia and share the wisdom gleaned from their past romantic escapades...

Join us for a hilariously relatable episode as we dive headfirst into the world of embarrassing moments. From awkward encounters to cringe-worthy mishaps, our hosts share their most memorable tales and invite listeners to laugh along at the absurdity of human folly.

Join Shelly and Vicki in a candid and humorous exploration of the holiday season's indulgences and quirks. From stretchy waistbands becoming the norm to the annual feast extravaganza, these two delightful hosts dive into the comedic chaos of overeating, overspending, and over-familying. 

In this heartwarming episode, Shelley and Vicki express their gratitude as they gear up for Thanksgiving. From cherished fans like Kim and beloved friends to the mouthwatering anticipation of Thanksgiving feasts, they share what fills their hearts with thanks. The conversation turns into a delightful journey through holiday gluttony, family traditions, and the joy of celebrating all year long. Whe...

Join Shelley and Vicki in this episode as they embark on a humorous exploration of the ever-blurring lines between seasons and the decline in customer service standards. From Christmas decorations in the summer to Black Friday deals year-round, these two seasoned ladies share their bewilderment at the changing landscape of holidays and shopping. They reminisce about the good old days when Christma...

Get ready for a hilarious joyride with Shelley and Vicki in this episode. From wild New York traffic tales to the shocking road habits of their current location, these two ladies share their adventures behind the wheel. Whether it's the disappearing turn signal epidemic or the unnerving sight of hands steering without a head in sight, you'll be in stitches as they navigate the ever-chang...

Grab your venting goggles and join Shelley and Vicki on a pet-peeve petting party! In this uproarious episode, our dynamic duo takes a dive into life's most irksome irritations, from shopping carts to people on their cellphones. With more eye-rolls than a tilt-a-whirl, they let loose their hilarious grievances and remind us that sometimes, the best therapy is a hearty laugh over shared annoya...

Shelley and Vicki unpack the wild ride of aging, from navigating wrinkles that rival treasure maps to pondering the purpose of getting older. These fearless ladies prove that growing old might be a bumpy road, but it's one heck of a journey. 

Get ready to snicker with Shelley and Vicki in this rib-tickling episode! From bathroom blunders to the art of gracefully aging, these two witty ladies spill the beans on life's quirkiest chapters. Join the laughter as they prove that even when things go awry, there's always a chance to cackle and carry on. Tune in for a barrel of chuckles and a masterclass in embracing the "oopsie-...

Hang onto your seats as Shelley and Vicki tackle anxiety in their hilariously candid style! Join the giggles as they share personal stories, quirky coping strategies, and yes, dive into the wild world of the dik-dik. These ladies prove that even in the face of anxiety, there's always room for a good laugh and a newfound appreciation for nature's quirks. Tune in for a dose of laughter and...

Adventures in the Ladies room.

Shelley G and Vicki Z talk about the fashion show at the gym.