Two Monsters Rolling Dice

In which the Monsters return to the busted, rusted, and clogged series of tubes to bring you The State of the Union, circa 2006. ——————————————————— Don’t follow us on Twitter/Facebook/Bumble If you actually insist, sign up for our newsletter here . SFX & Music by TMRD, Artlist.io , and Pixabay.com ——————————————————— CONTENT WARNING: This fiction podcast contains adult characters doing adult...

What a Fiasco! The TMRD cast returns from their hermitage to bring you this special one-off episode, TMRD Presents: The Beast of Dubois. Join us as we play the improv-based and roleplaying-lite party game, Fiasco! In the swampy hills of Dubois, Swampsylvania... there's more than just wild life, hill billys, and the occasional thriving pot farm. There's a legend... a TRUE legend, about the Beast of...

What a Fiasco! The TMRD cast returns from their hermitage to bring you this special one-off episode, TMRD Presents: Exterminatrix. Join us as we play the improv-based and roleplaying-lite party game, Fiasco! Welcome back to the 1980s, but also this time IT’S IN THE JUNGLE. Join our elite group of commandos, as we proceed into enemy territory on a black-ops rescue mission… but it turns out we may n...

What a Fiasco! The TMRD cast returns from their hermitage to bring you this special one-off episode, TMRD Presents: The Arrest of Larry Labrador. Join us as we play the improv-based and roleplaying-lite party game, Fiasco! Welcome to 1940s Tinseltown, without the challenging racial and patriarchal bullshit. Cartoons live along side humans, entertaining and delighting children and adults of all age...

Originally posed as the "long-awaited" Season Two premiere of the Uncanny Valley, this disgusting prank is left up as a testament to the Monsters’ insensitivity and immaturity. April Fools! Brought to you by TMRD. Enjoy “The Uncrunchy Valley”, an audio collage made up of our edited out mouth sounds from season one. ——————————————————— Follow us on Twitter: @dice_monsters Music written and recorded...

What a Fiasco! The TMRD cast returns from their hermitage to bring you this special one-off episode, TMRD Presents: Impoids. Join us as we play the improv-based and roleplaying-lite party game, Fiasco! Welcome to rainy Littlebrook Falls, a regular old town in regular ol’ 1980’s America. I wonder what happens when a dangerous intruder comes to visit… I’m sure the horrendous little impoids will play...

What a Fiasco! The TMRD cast returns from their hermitage to bring you this special one-off episode, TMRD Presents: PaleoPoint. Join us as we play the improv-based and Roleplaying-lite party game, Fiasco! Join us as we explore Isla Booblar and learn the secrets of Paleo Point, an amusement park that houses real live DINOSAURS! Can you imagine!? We thought that up all on our own!! —————————————————...

The Season finale of the Uncanny Valley. Rico and Chanterelle confront the Telegram Gang. The Teller gets started. Adelie welcomes a guest. ——————————————————— Episode begins at 8:12 Follow us on Twitter: @dice_monsters Music written and recorded by TMRD “Cherry Pie Rag” and “Night at the Vaudeville Show” by O P Baron SFX by artlist.io and Pixabay.com ——————————————————— CONTENT WARNING: This fict...

The pieces fall into place in pursuit of the Telegram Gang. Adelie learns a lesson about the ‘Kerchiefers. ——————————————————— Follow us on Twitter: @dice_monsters Music written and recorded by TMRD SFX by artlist.io and Pixabay.com ——————————————————— CONTENT WARNING: This fiction podcast contains adult characters doing adult things in a harsh society that often mirrors the shortcomings of our ow...

The posse pulls at more threads on the trail of the Telegram Gang. Stomps and Lady have a slomo run. Adelie rides the rails. ——————————————————— Follow us on Twitter: @dice_monsters Music written and recorded by TMRD SFX by artlist.io and Pixabay.com ——————————————————— CONTENT WARNING: This fiction podcast contains adult characters doing adult things in a harsh society that often mirrors the shor...

The Player Group is finally all together, and it goes about as bad as you would think. The Posse takes to the range of the Valley, pursuing answers. ——————————————————— Follow us on Twitter: @dice_monsters Music written and recorded by TMRD Additional music and SFX by artlist.io and Pixabay.com Additional Music: “Almaz (feat. Lucky Brown)” and “Alarm Clock” written and performed by Electric Zoo ——...

The posse reels in response to the Madame’s bombshell of a tale. Adelie and the Teller come to an agreement. Chanterelle helps play dress up. Rico makes a friend. ——————————————————— Follow us on Twitter: @dice_monsters Music written and recorded by TMRD Additional music and SFX by artlist.io and Pixabay.com “Funny Comedy” written by Vivaleum ——————————————————— CONTENT WARNING: This fiction podca...

Big wheels keep on turning. The posse eases into the morning. Adelie tells a tale. ——————————————————— Follow us on Twitter: @dice_monsters Music written and recorded by TMRD Additional music and SFX by artlist.io and Pixabay.com “String Quartet in F Major: II. Assez vif, tres rhythme” written by M. Ravel; “Lacrimosa in D Minor” written by W. A. Mozart; “Peer Gynt Suite No. 1 Opus 46: I. Morning M...

Adelie, Twinklebella, and Rico hunker down. Chanterelle makes a sacrifice. The Teller has… a… dream? ——————————————————— Follow us on Twitter: @dice_monsters Music written and recorded by TMRD Additional music and SFX by Pixabay.com ——————————————————— CONTENT WARNING: This fiction podcast contains adult characters doing adult things in a harsh society that often mirrors the shortcomings of our ow...

In unity is strength, but also there is drunk Rico so maybe it’s time to split up. Chanterelle does all the work. ——————————————————— Follow us on Twitter: @dice_monsters Music written and recorded by TMRD Additional music and SFX by Pixabay.com ——————————————————— CONTENT WARNING: This fiction podcast contains adult characters doing adult things in a harsh society that often mirrors the shortcomi...

With unsteady footing, The posse convenes and decides what steps to take in the wake of violence. The Commodore administers his medicine. ——————————————————— Follow us on Twitter: @dice_monsters Music written and recorded by TMRD Additional music and SFX by Pixabay.com and artlist.io "Prelude no. 2 in C# Minor" written by G. Gershwin; "Reverie" written by C. Debussy; "In the Saloon" by PianoAmor a...

Unexpected visitors join for the night. The Gala ends normally without anything unexpected or dangerous happening at all. ——————————————————— Follow us on Twitter: @dice_monsters Music written and recorded by TMRD Additional music and SFX by Pixabay.com Additional Gala Music by Artlist.io “Behind the Black Hole” written by Yevhen Onoychenko; “Country Fiddle Dance” by Daddy S Music ; “Prelude no. 2...

The Ball proceeds as planned. Elbows rub together and everyone gets drunk. Cards hit the table and the stakes are raised. ——————————————————— Follow us on Twitter: @dice_monsters Music written and recorded by TMRD Additional music and SFX by Pixabay.com Additional Gala Music by Artlist.io "Waltz for the Elephants", by Ziv Grinberg; "Waltz for Europa", by Rex Banner; and "Voi che sapete", from "Le...

Welcome back to our weekly release schedule! The long awaited Saints and Sinners Ball kicks off. Everyone in the Valley is there, and The group tries to find a happy moment. It's showtime, folks - lemme see those Fosse hands flyin'. ——————————————————— Follow us on Twitter: @dice_monsters Music written and recorded by TMRD Additional music and SFX by Pixabay.com Additional Gala Music by Artlist.io...

We drank while recording this one, so... sorry. Adelie and Twinklebella become genuine friends. The group ambles, and moseys. Teller gets a date and has a nightmare. ——————————————————— Follow us on Twitter: @dice_monsters Music written and recorded by TMRD Additional Music written by Mabel Tilton (“That Sentimental Rag”), Claude Debussy (“Reverie” & “Clair de Lune”), and J.S. Bach ("Prelude f...

Adelie is busy with her preparations. The Teller and The Teller finally meet. Rico and Chanterelle Talk with the PTC. ——————————————————— Follow us on Twitter: @dice_monsters Music written and recorded by TMRD "Concerto for 5 Flutes, No. 4 Mvt II, Op. 15" written by Joseph Boismortier Additional music and SFX by Pixabay.com ——————————————————— CONTENT WARNING: This fiction podcast contains adult c...

Rico and Chanterelle fly south for the Port. Adelie gets her paperwork in order. Teller and the Judge go on patrol. ——————————————————— Follow us on Twitter: @dice_monsters Music written and recorded by TMRD Additional music written by Mabel Tilton Additional music by Guitar Obsession from Pixabay SFX by www. Pixabay.com ——————————————————— CONTENT WARNING: This fiction podcast contains adult char...

The posse come home. Adelie makes a purchase. The Teller has a conversation with himself. Chanterelle and Rico plan a trip. ——————————————————— Follow us on Twitter: @dice_monsters Music written and recorded by TMRD Additional music written by Mabel Tilton SFX by www. Pixabay.com ——————————————————— CONTENT WARNING: This fiction podcast contains adult characters doing adult things in a harsh socie...

The posse get their hands dirty in the name of Friendship. A wild boiler hunts and stalks the Teller. Adelie lights a fire. ——————————————————— Follow us on Twitter: @dice_monsters Music written and recorded by TMRD “Western” by QubeSounds on www. Pixabay.com SFX by www. Pixabay.com ——————————————————— CONTENT WARNING: This fiction podcast contains adult characters doing adult things in a harsh so...

The posse arrives at the ruins of Friendship. Adelie plans a party. The War of the Brothels begins. ——————————————————— Follow us on Twitter: @dice_monsters Music written and recorded by TMRD “Now This is Heaven” written and recorded by Dustin McMahon and Harlowe Shannon Additional Music written by George Gershwin SFX and additional music by www. Pixabay.com ——————————————————— CONTENT WARNING: Th...