Two Judgey Girls

We recap Southern Charm, which has Venita and Salley facing off, Shep looking to fill his house, Craig talking to his "therapist", Randy burning his phone in the oven, and  Patricia hosting her annual "Guys Dinner". Craig and Austen can’t seem to quit each other, can they be friends again? Plus, we catch up with VPR from the last 2 weeks! You’ve got to give the new SURvers a chance, PUMPs and...

We recap the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City Season 6 finale with an epic Greek Tragedy, The Sisters of Salt (and no this is not in reference to table salt). Was it a cinematic masterpiece or are the women doing just too much? Did this feel like the Text finale 2.0? Are you Team Meredith/Lisa or the SLC Fox Force Five? Because according to Heather, those are the two options! Come judge with us!&...

New year, same us! We catch up on all the Bravo news! We had an arrest, Bravolebs stuck in the Caribbean, Tre and Melissa eating sprinkle cookies, an engagement, and rumors of Kyle and Mo rekindling! We chat this week's Potomac with the ladies fighting the altitude but still able to fight each other. Can Angel redeem her season? We also chat last week's RHOSLC episode complete with wet hair, conce...

Happy NYE! It’s our final podcast episode of 2025 and we’re holding ourselves accountable! Which of our 2025 predictions actually came true—and which were way off? Plus we go over all of our 2026 predictions from seemingly obvious to absolutely outlandish. See you in 2026! Come judge with us! You can find us: Instagram & Threads: @twojudgeygirls TikTok: @marytwojudgeygirls & @courtneytjg F...

(Part 2) We are breaking down our top Bravo moments from 2025. From break ups to hard launches, babies to housewives returns, 2025 held a lot of amazing moments. We chat through them all as we reminisce over the past year. Come judge with us! You can find us: Instagram & Threads: @twojudgeygirls TikTok: @marytwojudgeygirls & @courtneytjg Facebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirls Podcast: A...

(Part 1) We are breaking down our top Bravo moments from 2025. From break ups to hard launches, babies to housewives returns, 2025 held a lot of amazing moments. We chat through them all as we reminisce over the past year. Come judge with us! You can find us: Instagram & Threads: @twojudgeygirls TikTok: @marytwojudgeygirls & @courtneytjg Facebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirls Podcast: A...

You asked and we answered! We are sharing more about our lives and Bravo opinions and answering lots of questions that you all had for us. We want to thank you all for the support because without you, we wouldn't be here. Hope you're enjoying your holidays! Come judge with us! You can find us: Instagram & Threads: @twojudgeygirls TikTok: @marytwojudgeygirls & @courtneytjg Facebook: www.fac...

Happy Holidays, Jurors! Join us as we go back into the Housewives vault and rewatch RHONY S8 E9 + E10, where they head to the Berkshires for a night. Dorinda thought she was hosting a fun pre-Christmas evening not realizing what would happen. Bethenny came straight out of the gate to attack Lu, who was deemed not a girls girl and called every name in the book. Lu says she invented Skinny Girl marg...

Thank G, Mary survived the great SF Blackout of 2025! This RHOP episode had a lot going on: Ashley telling us she hooked up with Charisse's son (it was more than a kiss?), Thiemo and Stacey heat things up (watch out kitchen counter!), Greg embarrasses Keiarna again (this time with a picture frame), Wendy and her mom go at it over Wendy's dad (both of their feelings are valid!), and somehow we stil...

Boz throws a fun speed dating event where the women are all wearing black, perhaps in mourning. Erika is awkward while Dorit excels. Is Mary coming around to Kyle more as we learn some additional details about her former relationship? Could she go Brad or Angelina?! We learn more about Amanda and can't decide if the producers are setting her up to be a fraud and the villain or they are just workin...

Craig throws a Memorial Day party on a Wednesday and Austen is a no show. Salley and Charley are competing for Craig's heart. But have Salley and Craig already hooked up after a hot tub night sleepover? Molly and Salley get into it about a down there surgery, all because Venita spread the gossip. Madison has a heart to heart with Craig and Shep wears a speedo! Come judge with us! You can find us:...

It’s Mother’s Day in Santorini. Will the Friendship Commandments bring the women closer together or further apart? Heather can’t seem to let the plane antics go and Meredith isn’t having it. She just wants to talk to Brooks on the phone. Britani trademarks “High Body Count Hair” and Angie is pissed. DITZERELLA!!!! Plus, hear about Courtney hitting another red carpet and interview the winner and co...

It's time for the 14th SUR photoshoot! Kim and Marcus are somehow back together after fighting and taking over the night before. Venus confronts Marcus which in turn makes Kim and Marcus tell all the SURvers everything bad Venus ever said about them. Natalie turns down Shayne Davis, which may be a first in his life. Still enjoying watching these crazy kids! Come judge with us! You can find us: Ins...

Stacey gets disinvited to the polo event, kind of makes up with K and then gags the girls with her potato salad and bringing Thiemo to the Potomac and Parties event. Angel has an issue with her AirBnB, which means she must go back to Colorado (but not a different home in Potomac?). Will Angel finally get to know the cast when she hosts her trip or will she be a one and done and the cast moves on?...

We have Hannah Aaron Brown from the Not Aspirational Pod on TJG today! We chat all the things including what the hot girls are doing, discussing Bronwyn's split, BravoCon and overall Bravo sentiment! We also deep dive RHOBH and truly mention it all. How are people feeling about Kyle finally admitting she was in a relationship? Is it too late for fans? Sutton and Erika have a very interesting conve...

We pick back up at Whitner's Literary Party. What would you dress as if you were invited? Austen and Craig continue to duke it out in the kitchen as Craig tells Austen that Austen isn’t scared of him! Although Austen is scared of Craig... Meanwhile, Shep feels horrible for giving light to this not noteworthy gossip and would do anything to get back in Austen’s good graces. He even tries to make Mo...

Let's be Greek for a week! The ladies head to Santorini but not before Heather buys two Cartier watches to get under Lisa's skin. Unfortunately for Heather, it did not have the reaction she had hoped. Bronwyn backtracks on the Todd of it all. Meredith tries to make amends with Heather but falls flat. Is Heather really mad about the plane or does she want to be ranked higher in friendship than Lisa...

Courtney went to SUR last night and got to meet the “new class”. She made drinks with Venus and Natalie and had an absolute blast! Why weren’t Chris and Jason at the party? Plus, we break down this week's episode and can’t help but root for these crazy kids. Are Marcus and Kim the Ross and Rachel of the group? Is Natalie leading with her heels? Will a romance spark between Chris and Audrey? Is Dem...

You’re about to hear a preview of 'On Our Mind', our new Patreon-only series where we break down the top five things currently living rent-free in our brains, from Bravo to life to pop culture and more. It’s unfiltered, a little chaotic, and all in video—so you can watch us spiral in real time. If you like this sneak peek, come join us at www.patreon.com/twojudgeygirls! Hosted on Acast. See acast....

We chat the Summer House trailer (Kyle out till 6:30am? West and Ciara?!), Reality Hot Seat (Did it work? Would we watch it again?) and the newest episode of RHOP. Gizelle and Monique make up Ashley breaks up with Josh because he's poor, Greg pretends to ring shop for Keiarna and Stacey has the launch of Shayo. TOODLE-DO! Come judge with us! You can find us: Instagram & Threads: @twojudgeygirl...

The diamond ladies are back in their glitz, glam, and maybe a blurred filter or two. We catch up with the RHOBH ladies and reintroduce ourselves to Rachel Zoe. Rachel makes a splash in her Housewives debut, showing vulnerability with her divorce and how she forges on. We are excited to see more of her! The ladies question where Avi is and what went wrong with Garcelle but we get no answers. PK and...

Ba ba doooo! The boys are fighting this time and its Austen vs Craig on being in a relationship vs being single, while dressed as Hermione and Rufio. Is the grass greener for each other? We learn a bit more about Whitner and we are charmed to say the least. Austen gets some cats, Shep gets some of his parents furniture and we get to see Madison's new house. Come judge with us! You can find us: Ins...

Join us and the Founding Fathers as we deep dive this week's episode of RHOSLC. Whitney blames Justin for the downfall of Wild Rose: it was headed towards Sephora before he got involved! We think Muzzy deserves a second chance from the Bravo community. Bad Weather don't like that Britani and Meredith made up, so they change the narrative at Spill the Tea Party. Lisa tells us she owns a horse with...

We dive into VPR: The New Class. A brand new cast, a struggling SUR and Lisa in her matriarch role. We were pleasantly surprised by the premiere and had a lot of fun watching it. Each cast member had traits of an OG but also brought something new to the show. Marcus and Natalie were the standouts to us but we can't wait to see what crazy the new cast brings. Come judge with us! You can find us: In...

Are Gizelle and Ashley doing too much or not enough? Should this be the end of the road for one of them? The women can't seem to stop going after Stacey, who remains unbothered running a gummy bear empire and eating pizza with her fam. Monique and Stacey meet and seemingly have no problem with each other since there seems to be no problem at all. We also talk the latest in SLOMW, including Whitney...