Two Judgey Girls

We are still at Itchy Grass Farms and Austen’s single status is slowly migrating through the group, which Salley couldn’t be more excited about. Shep eventually finds out fishing with Rod and Austen. Charley and Craig have a Notebook moment Venita walks away from Salley which brings into question where their friendship stands. Plus, Madison goes into labor and we say goodbye to Chauncey with a bea...

We’re still together and we're chatting Summer House! We are shocked by how much Kyle and Amanda fighting we’re getting. Can you imagine if they hadn’t mentioned the separation? We’re already hearing about Kyle falling asleep at a fan’s house and it’s wild. We loved seeing HubbHouse back on our screens and meeting newbie Mia. The new roommates seem to be fitting in seamlessly! We also enjoyed seei...

Courtney came to SF and we had A WEEKEND! We were lucky enough to be invited to the Reality Hot Seat Pre-Game Sailgate and we break down all the absolute fun we had. We also chat about Traitors, Rob vs Candiace, both playing a strong game but one had to go. Eric, who knows Johnny's handwriting, has a big decision to make about becoming a Traitor. Will he accept? Come judge with us! You can find us...

Happy Friday! We break downt this week's episode of RHOBH. How did Amanda actually escape that Dorit fight and turn it on Kyle? Are you Team Dorit or Team Kyle? Were you shocked Rachel stepped in to help Dorit? And WHY is Kyle still filming with Amanda? Sutton is finally at the cool girls’ table, even if there is no salad dressing in sight. We also dive into The Valley, Persian style, wondering wh...

We catch up on the news and Courtney continues to believe that Bronwyn and Todd are not divorcing. We deep dive into Southern Charm as the cast heads to Itchy Grass. Who is telling the truth regarding Charley: Salley or Craig? Is Salley an agent of chaos? We also catch up on Vanderpump Rules with the cast getting wasted on a wine tour and we continue our love of Shayne Davis. Come judge with us! Y...

Please welcome our guest today, the OG Southern Charmer, Shep Rose! He joins us for a refreshingly open and honest conversation. Is he actually looking for love? Where does he really stand in the Austen vs. Craig divide? We talk friendships, growth, wearing his heart on his sleeve, and even that text! Come judge with us! You can find us: Podcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, wherever you listen! Instag...

Our favorite show is back and it feels like a warm hug! We meet four of the six newbies and love the energy they are bringing. Kyle and Amanda announcing their separation before the show now makes sense as they let us know immediately that their relationship is not in a good place. West throws a great kickoff party and the cast has a blast until a group skinny dip starts another fight with Kymanda...

Happy Monday! We deep dive into “Karen Going Home” and have a lot of opinions. Did she actually take accountability? Do we want her back on Bravo? Plus, we get into Traitors! Did Yam Yam cheat by yelling out Lisa when he was murdered? Who should’ve taken the elixir? Where was Tara’s big moment? And who do we think will be murdered next? Can Rob and Candiace regain trust? Come judge with us! You ca...

Buckle up for this very judgey conversation with our guest, Lindsay the Bravoholic. She gives us all her hot takes on RHOSLC (she’s a proud member of the Barlow Fan Club), Southern Charm, and more. We deep dive Beverly Hills and can’t help but feel sad for Kyle. We also discuss Amanda being verbally “accosted” and share our ongoing obsession with Rachel Zoe. We talk about how much we love The Vall...

We break down moment by moment of the Core Four dinner on Southern Charm.  Is Craig the biggest gaslighter on Bravo? Are you Team Austen or Team Craig? Does Madison still fit in the group? Does Venita need a new storyline? Is Salley regretting the chickens?  Plus we touch on VPR and can’t help but love Shayne Davis! Come judge with us!  You can find us: Instagram & Threads: @two...

We wrap up Season 6 of RHOSLC with an extended episode. Did Whitney make Brownwyn's moment about her? Is Heather a walking pharmacy? Did Meredith actually take accountability or is she just good with her words? Can this group fix the fractures and move on to a better place? We have an idea of how to open up Season 7! Another season in the books, we hope these ladies get the rest they need! Come ju...

Here's Part 2 of our Monday pods! Mary finally watched Heated Rivalry and gives us her likes and dislikes of the show. We also discuss the most recent episode of The Traitors. Will someone give Ron a hug?! Did Rob make a good move at the round table? Has Lisa been playing scared and will this subsequently make her next to go? Was Colton's proposition a good move? Who will touch the amulet!? Come j...

In Part 1 of our Monday pods, we deep dive the end of this very terrible Colorado trip. While this trip was horrible for the women, it was a blast for the viewers to watch. The women have spent more time in the car than they did in any of the locations! Angel gets lost, the girls end up at a gas station and driving in cars make them all a bit cuckoo! Did the women ever make their flights?! Come ju...

In Beverly Hills, Kyle spills to Sutton about Jennifer Tilly talking behind her back, Dorit announces a book deal that she's already spent her advance and Amanda shares some personal news. That dinner was beyond uncomfortable. Over in The Valley PS, the group heads to Palm Springs, where a medium proves to be surprisingly powerful for Amir and Natasha. Dennis crashes the trip by showing up to dinn...

We deep dive into the Beckham family drama. Are we Team Posh or Team Brooklyn? What really happened on the dance floor at the wedding? Plus, we recap Southern Charm! We need to see more of the engagement after-party! We're starting to feel bad for Audrey at this point. Are we Team Austen or Team Craig? Come judge with us! You can find us: Instagram & Threads: @twojudgeygirls TikTok: @marytwoju...

We speculate all about the Kyle and Amanda break up and have more questions than answers. Will the break up happen on In The City? Are they still living together? Who gets the dogs? Is it amicable? BUCKLE UP as we dive into Part 2 of the RHOSLC reunion. Is Candice Story actually Lisa? Why does Mary always get a pass? And we finally get answers to why Meredith can’t stand Britani. Come judge with u...

Today we welcome Vanderpump Rules' breakout star (and best bartender), Natalie Maguire! Natalie tells us all about her status with Demy and what happened with Paolo, her current dating status, who she talks to from the OG cast, and why she wanted to work with Lisa. Come judge with us!  You can find Natalie: Instagram: @nataliemmaguire TikTok: @nataliemariemaguire On Vanderpump Rules every Tue...

In Potomac, we continue on the Trip from H*ll. Is this Angel's fault or production? Should she have checked in on the girls or communicated with what she was trying to do or should Aspen have been enough? Did we need to have the Mauricio cameo? On The Traitors, we watch the Faithfuls continue to accuse each other of being Traitors and have a big showdown at the roundtable between Colton and Michae...

Sutton Brown continues hosting the ladies in Sedona with a 1am dinner and then the following day, a dinner at the airport. Guys, we kind of love Amanda. Mostly for how much she annoys the group, how unself-aware she is and watching the group figure out how to manage with her. In The Valley, GG shows us she hasn't changed but maybe she and Dennis can make amends. Are the other couples going to make...

(Part 2) Our guest today is one of our Bravo besties, Ryan Bailey! In Part 1, we talk all things Bravo with him including his thoughts on the housewives, Traitors and more! In Part 2, we deep dive the most recent episode of Southern Charm. Did Salley buy the chickens because of Craig or is she really just wanting fresh eggs every morning? Austen was so excited Craig went home so he could gab with...

(Part 1) Our guest today is one of our Bravo besties, Ryan Bailey! In Part 1, we talk all things Bravo with him including his thoughts on the housewives, Traitors and more! In Part 2, we deep dive the most recent episode of Southern Charm. Did Salley buy the chickens because of Craig or is she really just wanting fresh eggs every morning? Austen was so excited Craig went home so he could gab with...

We are loving the VPR reboot! LVP is informed of Jason's pump, which the whole crew is now finding out about. We learn more about Shayne Davis's past and he may be melting Mary's heart! Rooting for him! Part 1 of the RHOSLC reunion had us exhausted. We started right out of the gate with Meredith vs Whitney. What was the lie?  Can Courtney defend Baby G? Did Bronwyn hold court and stay calm, c...

Happy Monday! We chat about the Golden Globes and some of our favorite moments. Then we're back in Colorado with the Potomac ladies who seemingly have no water. Is Angel responsible for that or is production? Angel hosts the women at her house with some not so welcoming guests but otherwise a beautiful dinner and a 7:30pm curfew. Will Aspen make this a better trip for them? We also break down the...

Find out what Whitner had to say about our post from yesterday! The ladies of Beverly Hills take the PJ (waiting 90 minutes for Dorit) to Sedona with Sutton Brown . Sutton is clearly doing an image revamp and it’s agreeing with her AND us. Amanda is in the hot seat: is she being edited for us to question her or is that just her? Plus, Erika opens up about her new man. We also do our predictions fo...

With the premiere of Traitors tonight, we give our predictions on who will be Traitors and the first to be banished and murdered. We then break down the first two episodes of The Valley: Persian Style. We are so glad to have MJ back on our screens! We are introduced to new couples who may or may not want to divorce their husbands. GG is back and spending thousands a month on both rent and weed and...