Two Judgey Girls

The B is back as Tamra Judge rides in on her motorcycle to kick off Season 17 of RHOC. This franchise is almost a legal adult! Emily drinks out of a dog bowl, Gina is trying some new fashion looks, Heather is still rich, Shannon is zen, and newbie Jen and her boyfriend Ryan replace last season's Dr. Jen and her husband Ryne. Can Tamra and Shannon mend their friendship? Will Gina hang out with Heat...

This was the week of REUNIONS! We talk all things VPR Reunion part 2, RHONJ Reunion, and the Summer House Reunion. We also talk Martha's Vineyard and RHOA. We basically disagree about everything including: Marlo vs Kandi, Paige vs Lind/Carl, but we do agree that both Tre and Melissa can go! Come judge with us! You can find us on social media: Instagram: @twojudgeygirls Facebook:  www.facebook...

We breakdown every second of the VPR Reunion, part 1. Plus we talk about Tre and Louie's wedding, he sits down peeing. Come judge with us! You can find us on social media: Instagram: @twojudgeygirls Facebook:  www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirls Patreon:  www.patreon.com/twojudgeygirls Cameo:  www.cameo.com/twojudgeygirls2 Podcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher  Hosted on Acast....

We disagree about many things this week! Did Moriah and Phil deserved to be voted off the island? Have we ever had an issue with someone defecating and not flushing to show dominance (no, Ramona does not count...)?Is Silas controlling? Did Shanice do what she was accused of with stalking an ex? And why didn't Amir say anything about the towels?! We loved the Potomac crossover with Candiace in Atla...

We had to let Scandoval get the credit it deserved last night and have a bonus episode! We debrief the rest of the Bravos hot gossip from the week! We talk both Summer Houses, debrief the Atlanta housewives taglines, and weigh in on the finale of Jersey. What is going to happen in the Garden State? They are officially on pause! Come judge with us! You can find us on social media: Instagram: @twoju...

Any Bravo fan knows that tonight was our Super Bowl! We dissect every second of the SCANDOVAL in the Vanderpump Rules finale episode. What a time to be alive! Come judge with us!  You can find us: Instagram: @twojudgeygirls Facebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirls Patreon: www.patreon.com/twojudgeygirls Cameo: www.cameo.com/twojudgeygirls2 Podcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher  Merc...

Truly, what a time to be alive! We discuss all things Summer House, RHONJ, and SCANDOVAL. Can Danielle ever recover from that meltdown? Will she and Lindsay ever be friends again? Should Robert have stepped in? Why is no one happy for Radhouse? In New Jersey, Paulie claims he has a ring for Dolo, Danielle still isn't talking to her brother and Luis wouldn’t even share water with Joey Gorga. Why di...

The Peaches are back for Season 15 of the Real Housewives of Atlanta! Kenya feels alive again--she has been awakened and is preparing to take down Martell, Sheree's new beau. According to Sanya, she went from Mr. Community Service to Mr. Community Property. The streets are talking and saying he has enough sperm to impregnate all of Atlanta…but according to Kenya that shouldn't be a problem for She...

SEASON 3, EPISODE 13: MIAMI VICES We go back in the Vanderpump Rules archives to revisit Miami Girl's confrontation with Sandoval. What’s that expression: Hindsight is 20/20?! No truer words have ever been spoken. Kristen “flies in” Anne-Marie from Miami to tell her every dirty secret from the vacation. We find out Tom was chill, wanted to hold hands, and stayed up all night having heart-to-hearts...

An extra long podcast today because well, we have the time and, well, because we like to ramble on and on and on... This week of Summer House brought us back to the old days. Kory and Sam are the future and we are along for the ride. The Carl and Lindsay fight was brutal: Should he defend her more? Was she too harsh to him? The fighting continues on Vanderpump rules. Round 1: James vs Schwartz wit...

An unsuccessful FBI trip to Coachella, resulting in seeing not a single VPR cast member. But that's ok because we still have so much to talk about! Did you like Summer House this week? We think Summer House should incorporate more of their city life, as we got to see the RadHousewarming party. Should Carl have talked to Danielle? Will Danielle admit to having a tough summer and she and Lindsay can...

This week we break down the Tom Sandoval and Howie Mandel interview--who thought that was a good idea? Bravo definitely didn’t approve! In VPR, we get to see Scheana have her happily ever after with her #1 best friend, and come to find out she’s been married for a year! Katie and Kristina in their muppet glory watch it all from the balcony. Katie also finds out about Raquel and Tom kissing and she...

To think that Mary didn’t think anyone would watch VPR this season... We have been dissecting every seconds of this show! Do not miss Schwartz on WWHL! Can you believe Raquel Alex McCord had to deliver the message to Katie Jill Zarin about not being able to use the pool with a swim up bar, you know like the pool that you can swim up to the bar? We also discuss gaslighting Schwartz, LVP trying to s...

It feels like it's been much too long, but here we are! Congratulations to our March MANness 2023 Winner, Captain Jason! We are so excited to have him join the Hot Hall of Fame (which is taking place this week in our stories)! People say they aren't enjoying Summer House, but why? Are Carl and Lindsay real? Is Lindsay hiding her true self? Is Danielle projecting? Are the others not ready to confro...

Coming early to you this week! We hope you're all having fun with March MANness! We break down where the brackets currently sit, the upsets, and who we see continuing on. Who do you think will be our 2023 March MANness Winner? Don’t forget you can buy merch (is it... Merch MANness?)! We also deep dive the VPR mid-season trailer and are somehow on Team Raquel after the Katie Divorce Trip. In RHONJ,...

It's the Most Wonderful Time of the YEAR! It's March MANness time! We break down the bracket and seedings, discuss who we think will win, where we see upsets and which men are already excited to participate. Everything kicks off Thursday with voting in our Instagram stories. In the meantime, fill out your bracket, reach out to your favorite Bravolebrity to send in their photos, and get ready to ca...

We'll always remember where we were when news broke that Ariana and Sandoval had broken up due to a months-long affair between Tom and Raquel. Our lives have been consumed by this Scandoval and it seems like as soon as you put your phone down, something else happens. We do our best to walk you through the timeline of events and our reactions to it all. Could anyone have predicted this to happen? I...

We come to you early this week chatting a bit of RHOM, VPR, Part 2 of the RHOP Reunion, and Summer House! Will Adriana be able to move past her comments about Frankie? We will be listening to her song all week long while in Hawaii sipping on mai tais. Is Marysol a negative presence for the group? Is Scheana doing the dirty work? Did Raquel and Schwartz already hook up? Who is this Jo character? An...

It's good to be back! We deep dive the Potomac reunion which had Andy roasting Robyn and defending Chris and Candiace. Did Karen even talk or was her contribution a simple yawn? Does Mia know the difference between board members and managing members? In the Hamptons, Kyle couldn't take it anymore and says Carl shows up drunk and on drugs for work. Is Carl not being compensated enough? Is...

The Season 7 premiere of Summer House is here! Things are different this time around, including only having access to 5 bedrooms and RadHouse being a staple this season. Will there be rotating room assignments? We have 3 new cast members and it seems like they'll be making a definite impact: Gabby, who is our Astrology Queen; Sam, who works at Cosmo; and Chris, who is begging to make it to next se...

We are talking the Season 10 premiere of Vanderpump Rules! We love the new opening credits, showing off all of the different spinoff locations. But why are the girls featured in TomTom?! This episode was a nice way to get us all caught up on what is happening in these SURvers (former??) lives since we left them last year. Including: Tom and Katie divorce, Lala and Rand break up, James and Raquel e...

The Season 13 premiere of RHONJ is here! We meet new housewives Rachel and Danielle plus a Friend Of in Jen Fessler. The new girls seemingly fit right in which has us wondering--where have they been all this time? Teresa and the girls have moved in with Luis and we question whether she has EMBRACED his family or REPLACED her family. Speaking of... the Guidice/Gorga drama is still going strong. Is...

This week we officially wrapped season three of Salt Lake City. Where will these four go from here? Is Mary Cosby coming back? Will we watch Jen go to prison? Will Whitney and Heather ever get out of this storm? Will Lisa and Meredith ever be friends again? Can they finally leave the country for a cast trip? Will Angie H hold a snowflake? We think not...but she will help Jen Shah pay her legal fee...

We are up against the clock this week in the battle of the podcast vs Mary's dying computer. We still manage to recap the Potomac ladies in Mexico and the first of three parts of the RHOSLC reunion! Where is the Emmy for Potomac production? Between Gizelle’s stomach, Grande and Dame Special Potomac Unit, and the sketch of Juan’s mature woman, they had us howling! Does Juan have a girlfriend? Does...

Happy week, Jurors! When you're talking bad about someone do you whisper? Do you do a quick look around to make sure they aren't near?! We had a blast watching Traitors and recommend you do the same (but if you haven't--skip ahead a bit as we jump right into it!). We need Kate Chastain back on our screens! The women in Potomac are in Mexico fighting about funerals, fake weddings, if Mia hooked up...