Two Judgey Girls

Season 3 of Winter House kicks off strong with a new cast from all over: Below Deck, Summer House: OG, Summer House: MV, VPR, and a new blonde girl. The house seems to be an even playing field for everyone with snowball fights, hot tubs, and many single friends. Is this Hook Up House? Jordan denies both Alex and Brian in the first night and Kory won’t admit he is dating Sam. Schwartz comes with ba...

Things we are excited about this week: Britney Spears' new book, Taylor Swift being our Roman Empire, Jessel in Rolling Stone and Southern Charm. The finale of RHONY was a last minute attempt for some drama and Courtney may or may not be coming for Sai. Seriously though, who is this Connecticut man? Will Jenna Lyons come back next season? What do we grade this overall inaugural season of new RHONY...

So much Bravo, so little time! We chat all things Southern Charm, RHOC, RHONY and RHOSLC! Charleston seems like a VERY small town where everyone is involved in each other's lives. Would strictly a hook up between Austen and Taylor be more acceptable than questioning if they should be in an actual relationship? Would you be sad to not get the invite to the "after party"? RHOC had a great season but...

This is week we are unhinged (is this surprising anymore?!)! The trailers for RHOBH and RHOM were released this week and we are going to be fed this winter! We can’t get enough of Lisa Barlow celebrating her riches, Mary fat and fashion shaming, Whitney making Monica tell Angie a made up rumor and Heather with her best friends aka her daughters. In New York, Jessel continues to be a star and Erin...

Mary is back this week and she is MARRIED! She gives us all the details about her amazing day and the absolutely beautiful wedding that took place. We are SOOO happy for her and she made the most beautiful bride! She catches up on all the Bravo happenings while she was away. We chat the RHOC finale and who is a loser. What we think will happen next season and cast predictions. We really loved ever...

While Summer Mary prepares for her weekend nuptials (YAY!), we are joined by special guest, Courtney's mom! Dee from HB joins us to discuss all things Utah with both Sister Wives and RHOSLC. We chat about the state of the Browns and what we think is next. Is there a next? Why do they do this show? Did Sobbin Robyn finally get the monogamy she wanted out of plural marriage!? Courtney then asks her...

The boys (and girls) are back in town in the Season 9 premiere of Southern Charm! Somehow we just can't resist this show! Looks like the season will be surrounding if Taylor and Austen hooked up. What do we think happened there? The tangled web we weave as Shep and Taylor learn how to be around each other, Austen wades through his exes of Madison and Olivia and Paige has to decide if she wants to...

We recap the RHOA reunion (a 3.5 out of 5!) where Andy Cohen is the real star giggling throughout, the RHONY women vs. Jenna, and RHOC in HD. Kenya “serving” Marlo with a blank document was classic reunion behavior. We couldn’t get enough of Sheree pretending like this was her first nose job and She News. The ladies of New York had to start stirring the pot so they sacrificed Jenna Lyons. Mar...

Salt Lake City is back and it gave us the chills! Honestly, this season premiere was pure gold. We are literally fighting about taking baths! Mary Cosby is back talking about flatulence and is unsure of her son is married even though they live in the same house. Heather can’t stop talking about her black eye, Whitney has never looked better, Angie is kissing Barlow butt, and we meet Monica who is...

We interrupt your week to discuss pressing news--it was announced today that Carl and Lindsay have ended their engagement. We talk what we know, what may have happened and what could happen. Hold your loved ones tight and come judge with us! You can find us: Instagram: @twojudgeygirls Facebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirls Patreon: www.patreon.com/twojudgeygirls Cameo: www.cameo.com/twojudgeygi...

RIP to Summer Mary, it felt like we hardly knew her this year. As we mourn the loss of SM, we deep dive into the Bravo of it all. First off, what is wrong with B*thenny Fr*nkel? Ok now—What will next season of RHOA look like? Will the OGs return? Will we get to see Single Drew? Are Courtney and Ralph not really cousins but perhaps having an affair? For you Sister Wives fans—are Ralph and Kody Brow...

We wrap up the remaining parts of Rachel’s interview with B*thenny, the number one podcast in the whole entire world! In Atlanta we talk about why Ralph is jealous of Drew plus Bob bringing his girlfriend/daughter. Do you think Sheree knew about her previously? RHONY celebrates a 10 year marriage with a vow renewal and Erin always having an issue with everyone. We want to know more about this Frie...

Rachel finally breaks her silence on B*thenny's podcast this week. 3 parts?! One was enough! We break it down for you so you don't have to listen. Is Bethenny Rachel's new leader? Is he using Rachel as a pawn for her lawsuit? We also break down the RHOSLC trailer and Courtney "sings" a new single we made for Lisa Barlow. On Atlanta, Ralph still sucks, and Sanya tries to announce her pregnant we're...

We are back after what feels like forever! We chat about what we did over our break and update each other on life. While we were out, a lot seemed to happen: the Southern Charm trailer, RHONY Legacy switcheroo, Kyle in Morgan Wade's new music video plus a quick recap of Below Deck Down Under and RHOA. We deep dive RHONY and wonder who is the number one girl in the group. Is Jessel the Ramona? Is B...

The women of RHONY are still in the Hamptons fighting over Jenna sleeping at her own house and David the personal trainer. We question if Jenna is a real housewife or in a league of her own? We learn that Brynn came out of the womb flirting, the ladies all get laid in interesting positions and places and Jessel got a popsicle stuck up… somewhere... Come judge with us! You can find us: Instagram: @...

Welcome to Bishop Gray Academy, a world of high-stakes and cut-throat competition. Academy, a riveting coming-of-age audio drama co-produced by AT WILL MEDIA and Wondery, follows the story of Ava Richards, a scholarship student who transfers to Bishop Gray, one of the most elite and competitive boarding schools in America. As Ava tries to find her place in this high-pressure environment, she soon...

Episode two kicks off immediately with the ladies headed to the Hamptons. Erin opens up her 6500 square foot home to the women and greets them with caviar while Sai brings Charmin as her house guest gift (she refuses to use 1-ply which we are pretty sure Erin has never had in her house anyways). We learn more about Jenna and her upbringing and she kindly gifts everyone with lingerie. Jessel does n...

Join us as we recap the Season 14 Premiere of Real Housewives of New York City! We meet all the women: Brynn Whitfield, Jenna Lyons, Jessel Taank, Sai de Silva, Ubah Hassan, and Erin Lichy. The first episode starts off strong with the women fighting about an unnamed restaurant and #cheesegate. Are you Team Erin or Team Brynn? Did Sai really say “that’s weird” about eating cheese? Who are your favo...

This week we catch up on the news and have a breathe of fresh air with Crappie Lake! We are thrilled to have Lu and Sonja back on our screens. In Atlanta the girls raise money for MommiNation and the OG's audition for their return...unfortunately none of them make the cut. In Orange County Heather is definitely not the tres amiga, Gina finds comfort in Travis, against Heather's advice, and Jenn co...

This week we update you on the Kyle and Mauricio drama and talk about our 4th of July celebrations. In RHOC, we are still in Montana and watch Tamra run over Jenn with and then burn the bus. Jenn is constantly defending her character to Gina, who is triggered by Jenn's infidelities who then comes to find out Ryan said he was going to "f*ck Tamra, watch." Shannon continues to drink tequila and Tayl...

On the Third of July our lives were forever changed when People Magazine exclusively announced that Kyle Richards and Mauricio Umansky have separated. Get our immediate reactions as this story develops... (don't worry, we are sharing Courtney's minor in Psychology to discuss). You can find us: Instagram: @twojudgeygirls Facebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirls Patreon: www.patreon.com/twojudgeygi...

This week we catch up on Summer House: Martha’s Vineyard finale and Below Deck Sailing Yacht. Are we really arguing about having that time of the month? Come on, Gary! Will Mary defend Marlo this week? Drew records her first music video and we saw an apology from Kandi to Sheree! The ladies of Orange County head off to Montana to confront Heather and her acting career. Gina is still triggered by J...

This week we talk all thing Atlanta and Orange County. Has Mary switched to Kandi's side? Is Kairo hotter as a father? Are we watching Drop Ralph? Is Sanya playing both teams? Will Kenya have another baby with Mark? In Orange County we watch "CUT it Closed" and see Tamra and Emily throw their cake and eat it too! Tamra is having the Sunday Scaries and is on an apology tour to Shannon, it's working...

We recap Mary’s Bachelorette Party in Puerto Vallarta and catch up on almost all things Bravo. We are enjoying Summer House: MV and Below Deck Sailing plus we talk RHOC and the final RHONJ with an appearance from the men. In OC, the girls go on a yacht and Tamra quickly falls back in place calling Shannon a drunk and telling her to f*ck a duck. Is she overproducing? Is Heather likable this season?...

You didn't think we would miss out on talking about the final episode of this season of Vanderpump Rules did you?! After a wild ride of a season, we finally come to an end with Raquel giving her side of the story (a few different times). The big reveal seemed to not be so big and overwhelming as we may have initially thought. Ariana had some choice words for Sandoval and Raquel. But do we actually...