Two Idiot Girls

hi CHATTTTT!!!! this week we continued our silly Q&A with y'all! in this episode Deison explains the entire lore of the "XO, Kitty" universe, whether or not we'd compete in reality tv competition shows together, and Drew's current book she's reading! IF YOU LIVE IN VANCOUVER, CANADA, COME TO OUR LIVE SHOW ON 2/16/25!! Buy your tickets here: https://jflvancouver.com/show/two-idiot-girls-rio/ DR...

hi lil baby freakssss!!! we're back with a new prompt! this week we asked y'all to send in silly questions for us to answer! in this episode we talked about our favorite songs of all time/our current on repeat, our favorite bits we've shared with y'all, and what books we're currently reading! IF YOU LIVE IN VANCOUVER, CANADA, COME TO OUR LIVE SHOW ON 2/16/25!! Buy your tickets here: https://jflvan...

HAPPY NEW YEAR CHATTT!!! this week we had y'all send in your Ins and Outs for 2025! in this episode we talked about Deison and Drew's fears of the giant rave lady at the Sphere in Vegas, how we as a society need to bring back FLIRTING, and why delaying a morning poop is NEVER a good idea! IF YOU LIVE IN VANCOUVER, CANADA, COME TO OUR LIVE SHOW ON 2/16/25!! Buy your tickets here: https://jflvancouv...

hi CHATTT!!! this week we finished our annual Embarrassing and Funny Moments of 2024! in this episode we talk about our future trampoline adventures!!, what to do when your wife humbles you at karaoke, and our biggest hopes for each other in 2025! THANK YOU LIL FREAKS FOR ALL OF THE LOVE AND SUPPORT YOU GAVE US THIS YEAR! WE LOVE AND APPRECIATE YOU SO SO MUCH!  IF YOU LIVE IN VANCOUVER, CANADA, CO...

hi CHATTTTTT!!!! this week we did our annual prompt: what was y'all's funniest/most embarrassing moments of 2024?? in this episode we talked about how we'd intro So You Think You Can Dance contestants, the time Drew greened out before a really important work event, and how Deison's hunt for a new crush is panning out! IF YOU LIVE IN VANCOUVER, CANADA, COME TO OUR LIVE SHOW ON 2/16/25!! Buy your ti...

hi freaks!!! this week we've been enjoying Drew's break so we forgot to put out a prompt lol so we decided to continue our Q&A from a couple episodes back! in this episode we talked about how to make content without worrying about people's perception of you, our thoughts on Timothée dressing up like Bob Dylan's Sundance red carpet outfit at the premiere of the Bob Dylan biopic???, and the firs...

hi sick lil freakssssss!! this week we read more of y'all's funniest/worst gift stories! in this episode we talked about how to react when your in laws give you a gift themed around the favorite movie series of your boyfriend's ex, our reactions to this season's bakeoff finale!!, and Drew's fun time at the rams game! DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT...

Thank you to Sephora for partnering with us on this episode! hi chatttt!! this week we had y'all send in stories about the funniest or worst gifts you've received! in this episode we talked about the time Drew was gifted someone else's gift on purpose, when your aunt buys you pretend makeup when you're fully 20 years old???, and how to react when you buy your straight man crush designer perfume &a...

hi sick lil freaksss!! this week we concluded answering all y'all's questions! in this episode we talked about our favorite/least favorite parts of touring, how we'd ace the technical round in the Great British Baking Show, and our favorite teachers we had while growing up! DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!! CLICK HERE TO BUY YOUR COPY!! For extra...

hi sick lil baby freakssss!!! this week we continued to answer some of y'all's questions! in this episode we talked about Dramione fanfics???, eating 50 gyozas after a work event, and who we think was snubbed for the 2025 grammys! DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!! CLICK HERE TO BUY YOUR COPY!! For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR M...

hi CHATTTTT!!!! this week we wanted to catch up with y'all and we thought it would be super cutie to do a Q&A with all of you! in this episode we talked about which fictional character we'd give Drew's book to, tips on how we survived living in the Dorms, and how much fun we had at the LA Premiere for "Wicked"!!! DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT...

hi lil freaks!!! this week we concluded our beloved "Hear Me Out" series! in this episode we talk about setting boundaries, our favorite halloween costumes we saw online, and why liking Lightning McQueen isn't as bad as liking the Target Shopping Cart????? girl IDFK DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!! CLICK HERE TO BUY YOUR COPY!! For extra fun sil...

hiiiiii freaks!! we concluded our spooky season episodes with a pair of sisters we get compared to literally every day of our lives LMAO as well as our Hear Me Out series! in this episode we talked about Drew's experience at her first ever NBA game, why Deison is locked in on James Spader, and we explain our beef with Dean Hardscrabble from "Monsters University." DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABL...

hi freaks!! this week we decided to follow our current favorite TikTok trend and have y'all send in your #1 choices for a "Hear Me Out" cake! in this episode we talked about our favorite Olsen twin movies, what happens when we "go LEGO", and wtf is TARS from "Interstellar" doing on this list??? DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!! CLICK HERE TO BUY...

hi lil freaks!!!! this week we continued to giggle over y'all's funny stories that happened to y'all while in a costume! in this episode we talked about Drew's issues with Vampire Diaries, when you get into a car accident while dressed like a Christmas tree, and our uncle who has a new bit every single Christmas Eve! DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT...

hiii CHATTTT!!!! this week we started a spooky series where we had y'all send in stories about the funniest things that happened to you while you were in a Halloween costume! in this episode we talked about our current bits only we laugh at, our past Halloween costumes, and why we've never been sweating and secretly wished we weren't wearing chonies??? guys....what's going on?? IM SCARED DREW'S BO...

hi freaks!!! HAPPY SPOOKY SEASON! the first of our 5 costumes is revealed in this episode, we dressed up like one of our current favorite tv show! we answered even more of y'all's gardening questions! in this episode we talked about the masterpiece that is Greta Gerwig's "Little Women", what Deison thinks is Drew's most surprising quirk LMAO, and why Drew worries about Deison's everyday well-being...

hi CHATTTTTT!!! this week we continued our gardening series! in this episode we talk about our weirdest/rudest celebrity interactions, a couple of comments that gagged us??, and if we could build our dream smoke circle with characters from "The House of the Dragon"! DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!! CLICK HERE TO BUY YOUR COPY!! For extra fun sil...

hi freaks!!! this week we returned to our beloved "gardening" theme! in this episode we talked about how we almost died at the hand of a squirrel in Central Park, that one time Drew forgot she necked a party size bag of spicy doritos, and we describe what "gardening" feels like LMAO this episode was A LOT *** ALSO we are aware that we misremembered what character is Bad Ape! Deison was remembering...

Thank to our friends e.l.f. and Tinder for sponsoring this episode! Hi chat!! This week’s episode has been sponsored by our besties e.l.f. and Tinder because they have a super cutie collection coming out! in this week’s episode we answered some of y’alls questions about all things DATING! DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!! CLICK HERE TO BUY YOUR C...

hi chattttt!!! this week Drew wanted to do another gardening episode due to popular demand! in this episode we talked about our thoughts on the Season 2 finale of "House of the Dragon", what advice we would've given our past selves for their first time gardening, and some of our favorite bits from tour! ***Team, our camera was trying to die at the end so that's why the episode ended so chaotically...

hi CHATTTT! SURPRISE!!! here's the live recording of our recent show in Los Angeles, California and so many of you lil freaks got to be there in person to see it! we know so many of you couldn't make it so we made sure to record one of our best shows so everyone could enjoy it! if you want to watch the rest of the live show to see us do a Q&A with our lil LA freaks, join our patreon! AGAIN we...

hi chat!! this week we concluded our series on answering all of y'all's silly questions! in this episode we talked about Deison's current beef with TSA???, Drew's current book obsession, and share more funny stories from tour! Chat, we can't thank you enough for being so sweet and kind and warm throughout this tour! THIS IS A DREAM COME TRUE!!! Thank you for supporting and loving us through so muc...

hi lil freakssss!! this week we continued to answer all of y'all's silly questions! in this episode we recapped the first 11 shows of our tour!!, we shared which ride at Disneyland we'd most like to work, as well as why our earliest memories of us eating cereal in our chonies and watching early morning cartoons at our Grandpa's house lol Chat, we can't thank you enough for being so sweet and kind...

***DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!! CLICK HERE TO BUY YOUR COPY!! ANDDDD OUR TOUR HAS OFFICIALLY STARTED! COME SEE US ON THE ROAD! You can buy your tickets at www.drew-afualo.com or www.twoidiotgirls.com !!! hi freaksssss!! this week we had y'all ask us silly questions because we were inspired by Drew being asked "If you could fight any historic...