Two Idiot Girls

hi CHATTTT!!! this week we continued to giggle over y'all's "things that feel embarrassing that aren't embarrassing" !! in this episode we discuss why it's never embarrassing to bring up your peanut allergy (attention DUH!), that awful feeling of needing to scoot out of a booth when you're feeling sweaty, and our much awaited thoughts on the newest season of "the summer i turned pretty"!!! WE'RE S...

hi sick lil bb freaksssss!!! this week we wanted y'all to send in things that feel embarrassing that shouldn't be embarrassing! in this episode we talked about Donnie's 21st Birthday trip to Disney World, Drew's intense megalophobia at work, and why it feels so humiliating to walk back to your car after you get a pedicure! DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO...

hi freaks!! we returned to giggling over y'all's Recession Indicators! in this episode we talked about Drew's most recent DNF, Deison's thoughts on the Queer Ultimatum Reunion, and our thoughts on the "Princess Treatment" trend??? DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!! CLICK HERE TO BUY YOUR COPY!! For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR M...

hi CHATTTT!!!! this week we recapped "The Queer Ultimatum" and some more of our thoughts on "Love Island USA" LOLLLL we'll go back to the recession indicator topic next week! in this episode we talked about "private time" playlists??, the funniest parts of our Patreon episode, and how we'd bring our penjamins into the villa! DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! G...

hi CHATTTT!!! this week we pulled inspo from TikTok and asked y'all to send in your silly funny recession indicators! in this episode we talked about our favorite bits at the moment, our thoughts on the current season of Love Island USA, and why Lady Gaga returning to her roots is an indicator to us that everything is going to be okay! DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHAS...

hi freaksss!! this week we concluded our series on "Propaganda You're NOT Falling For!" in this episode we talked about our New York adventures, what movie made Deison cry so hard she had to go lie down in her room, and Drew's thoughts on hey dudes??? DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!! CLICK HERE TO BUY YOUR COPY!! For extra fun silly zoomie-fille...

hi freaksss!! this week we continued to giggle over y'all's "Propaganda You're Not Falling For"! in this episode we talked about bald people, our thoughts on Eve in the Garden of Eden, and why dates taste bad and need to be DEPLATFORMED!!! DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!! CLICK HERE TO BUY YOUR COPY!! For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, J...

hi CHATTTTTT! this week we're following the TikTok trend of "Propaganda I'm Not Falling For!" in this episode we talked about Deison's final thoughts on the newest season of SLOMW, Drew's true feelings about Benson Boone???, and how we think about young people meeting each other at the gym?! DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!! CLICK HERE TO BUY YOU...

hi CHATTT!!! this week we concluded our Funniest Dating Horror Stories series! in this episode we talked about Drew's new nail journey, what to do when your date wants you to know how to cook but also pay for your guys' drinks???, and one of Deison's biggest icks! DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!! CLICK HERE TO BUY YOUR COPY!! For extra fun silly...

hi bb freaksss!!! this week we're back from vacaciones and decided to yap about our favorite things LOL in this episode Deison details the newest season of "The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives", Drew continues to spread the gospel about her current favorite book "A Fate Inked in Blood", and we dive into the Pope's job?? (or what we think he does?? girl IDK) DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWH...

hi CHATTTT!! we filmed this whilst on vacaciones and continued to cackle over y'all's funny dating horror stories! in this episode we talked about the current books we're reading, what to do when your date's studio apartment is full of cockroaches, and why we believe men started dapping each other up as a greeting! DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!...

hi CHATTTT!!! this week we decided to return to our roots and have y'all send in your funniest dating horror stories! in this episode we talked about what the heck is british butt???, what to do when your date eats your food, and how we'd react if our date kept leaving to go wash his body with just water....like multiple times...??? DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE B...

hiiiii CHATTTTT!! we filmed yet another zoomies filled episode LOL in this episode we talked about our thoughts on the upcoming season of our fave "The Summer I Turned Pretty", our transformative experience watching "Sinners", and how we'd act as doctors on "The Pitt"!  DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!! CLICK HERE TO BUY YOUR COPY!! For extra fun...

hi CHATTTTT!! this week we filmed an entire episode of just zoomies LMAO if ya'll enjoy this episode format pls let us know! in this episode we recapped our time at Coachella Weekend 1, our current favorite tv shows, and bits we've been obsessed with LOL DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!! CLICK HERE TO BUY YOUR COPY!! For extra fun silly zoomie-fi...

hi lil freakssss! this week we finished up our Gardening series! in this episode we talked about our favorite perfume scents, what music video we wish we could dance in, and our thoughts on "flower" with silly names!  DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!! CLICK HERE TO BUY YOUR COPY!! For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!!...

hi freakssss! this week we had y'all send us questions for us to answer after we've "gardened"! in this episode we talk about Drew's current thoughts on the book she's reading, how Deison almost died at her massage, and our thoughts on the best activities to partake in once you've "gardened"! this was a really cute sweet one! DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!!...

hi CHATTTTTTTT!!! this week we finished up our Best Revenge/Karma Stories theme! in this episode we talked about our time at the Season 2 Premiere for "The Last of Us"!!!, what to do when your ex marries your best friend on your birthday??, and how Damon lives to torture Stefan at least once a year - just like some of y'all with your exes! DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PUR...

hi lil bb freaksssss!! this week we continued to cackle over y'all's best revenge and karma stories! in this episode we talked about how Drew used to torture men in college??, how to trick your cheating boyfriend into thinking he has a heart condition LOL, and how the worst thing you could ever do to us is make us your enemies! DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!...

hiiii CHATTTTT! this week one of our patreoners (s/o Shelby F!) suggested we have y'all send in your best revenge/karma stories! in this episode we talk about Drew's karma on her mean professors, getting the best revenge when you experience a hit and run, and what to do when your cheating ex has a heart attack??? DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!!...

hi lil bb freakssss!!!! this week we concluded our series on y'all's Niche Red Flags in Men! in this episode we talked about Drew's time at The Oscars!!, why it's annoying when men don't like fruit??? (GROW UP), and how to avoid men who ride electric skateboards and don't own trinkets! DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!! CLICK HERE TO BUY YOUR COPY...

hi freaksssss!! this week we continued to giggle over y'all's niche red flags! in this episode we talked about what it was like for Drew to meet Timothee Chalamet LOL, the ick of when men ask to rip your penjamin, and what to do when men go out of their way to let you know they didn't watch "Barbie" LMAOOOO DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!! CLICK...

hi lil freaks!!! this week one of our patreoners suggested we ask y'all: what are your niche red flags for men?? in this episode we talked about all of the fun we had in Vancouver!!, that ONE guy who takes his beer softball league too seriously, and when men are too insecure to wear a halloween costume? GROW UPPPPPP DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!...

hi CHATTT!! this week Drew posted a Q&A on her Instagram and we answered y'all's questions! in this episode we talked about what dream fantasy world we'd love to live in, why Deison's lips have been so chapped recently, and the time Drew greened out at a family game night and had to take a quick power nap to work it off! DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! G...

hi CHATTTTT!!!! this week we continued to giggle over y'alls fangirl confessions! in this episode we talked about whether or not Deison is actually gay??, how Drew knows that Matt Bomer is for sure in "Suits", and how to get an A in your class by reading Lady Gaga's "Marry the Night" monologue for a project! IF YOU LIVE IN VANCOUVER, CANADA, COME TO OUR LIVE SHOW ON 2/16/25!! Buy your tickets here...

hi lil freaks!! this week we had y'all send in your fangirl confessions! in this episode we talked about Deison's thoughts on A24's "Babygirl", what to do when you wanna send love letters to every male cast member from "Harry Potter", and where we were when we found out Zayn was leaving One Direction LMAO IF YOU LIVE IN VANCOUVER, CANADA, COME TO OUR LIVE SHOW ON 2/16/25!! Buy your tickets here: h...