Ryan Keeton & Jarrod Greer

Two Guys, Two Questions

Comedy EN ↓ 69 episodes

Two guys. Two questions. Endless tangents. Join Ryan Keeton, a real estate guy & VR golfer with beach bum dreams, and Jarrod Greer, a Comicon & retro toy store owner who insists his action figures aren’t dolls, as they ask each other one surprise question per episode—no prep, no rules, just chaos. From alligators to vibrators, superheroes to world problems, nothing’s off-limits. Add a monthly mystery guest, some pesky French bulldogs, and at least one existential crisis per episode—this podcast makes no sense… but in the best way. Buckle up. It’s gonna get weird. 🎙️😂

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Ryan Keeton & Jarrod Greer

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Comedy

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Latest episode

Nov 4, 2026

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Episodes

Retirement Plan is "Just Get Rich." - EP 43 14.02.2026

Ryan & Jarrod are back to unpack cruise ship chaos, pet emergencies, real estate risks, and generational money mindsets. From Franklin’s medical scare to buying another commercial building, the conversation blends humor with unexpected depth. This episode explores what truly matters, the reality of entrepreneurship, and why sometimes the biggest problems are just high-class inconveniences. It’...

Business or Friendship? - EP 42 17.01.2026

Join Ryan & Jarrod in this candid and engaging episode of Two Guys, Two Questions . They take you behind the scenes of life’s messiness, from purchasing a massive comic book collection to navigating the complexities of working with friends in business. With humor and raw honesty, they reflect on the challenges of maintaining friendships in a professional setting and the impact of expectations...

Two guys, no Camera - EP 41 03.01.2026

In this episode of Two Guys, Two Questions , Ryan and Jarrod reflect on work-life balance, personal growth, and the pressure to turn everything into a job. Through stories about Amish real estate transactions, craftsmanship, holiday traditions, friendships, and Comic-Con memories, the conversation explores slowing down, appreciating the present, and finding joy without constantly chasing the next...

The zoo - EP 40 20.12.2025

In this episode of Two Guys, Two Questions , Ryan dives into the mental side of entrepreneurship—processing big decisions, self-doubt, and the emotional weight that can follow major changes. He reflects on selling a building that is now owned by Jarrod, who operates a reptile business out of the space, and what it feels like to watch someone else step fully into an opportunity you once considered....

TikTok Terrors -EP 39 13.12.2025

Join Ryan and Jarrod in this fun and engaging episode of Two Guys, Two Questions , where they discuss everything from failed fishing trips to the strange workings of social media algorithms. They break down the "Happy Holidays vs. Merry Christmas" debate, talk about the impact of social media on society, and dive into personal stories, including Jarrod’s reptile show and Ryan's ongoi...

Black Friday Strategies - EP 38 06.12.2025

Join Ryan and Jarrod as they talk through retail sales strategies during Black Friday, the realities of real estate negotiations, and personal stories that bring humor and wisdom. From Ryan's perspective on retail promotions to Jarrod’s tips on crafting thoughtful offers, this episode has it all. They also share a bit of personal life, discussing everything from their families to their biggest...

Costa Rica Adventures - EP 37 22.11.2025

In this unfiltered episode of Two Guys, Two Questions , Ryan returns from Costa Rica with stories of jet skis, jungle tours, wild monkeys, and a resort full of persistent hustlers who somehow remembered his name… even when he didn’t tell them. Meanwhile, Jarrod  confesses to accidentally acquiring 35 new snakes —including multiple 10-foot monsters—and realizing he may have officially become a rept...

Miami Madness - EP 36 08.11.2025

Ryan reports in from Miami and Jarrod returns from ScareFest in a chaotic, hilarious, and oddly reflective episode of Two Guys, Two Questions . They cover everything from wild Key West people-watching to a moral debt that’s been eating at Ryan for decades, plus the costs (financial and emotional) of being deeply invested in reptiles. This one’s for people who like their comedy with a side of consc...

You Got Small again - EP 35 01.11.2025

Ryan checks in from Miami Beach while Jarrod shares post-con chaos from ScareFest. Between talk of cocaine jokes, AI breakthroughs, cult beards, and financial awakenings, this episode is the perfect mix of absurdity and insight. 🎧 Hosted by: Ryan & Jarrod 💡 Key Highlights: ✔️ How AI is reshaping business and saving thousands ✔️ Real estate lessons and the art of recovery ✔️ Spreadsheet enlig...

VIP Tickets - EP 34 25.10.2025

Ryan and Jarrod return for another chaotic, hilarious, and totally unfiltered episode of Two Guys, Two Questions. From Comic Con ticket meltdowns to aging, Texas land dreams, and fast food philosophies — nothing is off-limits. It’s equal parts comedy, truth, and pure chaos. 💡 Key Highlights: ✔️ Comic Con ticket drama and “VIP” outrage ✔️ Dollar General, McDonald’s, and money rants ✔️ Texas land d...

2 series of book for 5$? Y'all will love this! - EP 33 18.10.2025

Join Ryan and Jarrod in another hilarious episode of Two Guys, Two Questions , where chaos, comedy, and curiosity collide. The guys talk about getting old, overdoing cough syrup, estate sale treasures, and their latest obsession: buying Texas desert land for snake hunting. Between sarcastic life lessons and gut-busting stories, this episode is a wild ride from start to finish. 🎧 Hosted by: Ryan &...

The Ballad of Billy Jack - EP 32 11.10.2025

 Hosts Ryan and Jarrod share a chaotic, hilarious, and reflective episode of High-End Fellas . From snake hoarding and reptile show adventures to family mysteries and the tragic story of Billy Jack Greer, they explore how personal quirks, curiosity, and hobbies shape life. Alongside real estate insights and business frustrations, this episode is a mix of humor, storytelling, and reflection on frie...

Thousand cockroaches or one human? - EP 31 04.10.2025

Ryan Keaton and Jared Greer dive into a chaotic, unscripted discussion about everything from festival adventures and merch lines to retro toy trends, vinyl collectibles, and bizarre science theories. They reflect on Tyler Childers’ concert, explore the rise of graded media, and talk about real estate nightmares, Schrodinger’s cat, and the Cheerio Flux Theory. Get ready for laughs and random knowle...

The Chaotic Dogs - EP 30 27.09.2025

Ryan and Jared are back with another wild episode full of unpredictable conversations. From real estate investment advice to exploring kayaking in an old limestone mine, the guys dive into a myriad of topics. They touch on everything from generational shifts and the impact of social skills, to their favorite concert experiences and wrestling memorabilia. Plus, Jared opens up about his business str...

Love Letters - EP 29 20.09.2025

In this wild and unpredictable episode of Two Guys, Two Questions , Ryan Keaton and Jared Greer chat about the bizarre and strange finds that make life a little more interesting. From a storage locker filled with unsettling memorabilia to a debate on Bigfoot and the Mothman, the hosts dive into the most unexpected topics. They also discuss the ethics of collecting rare items and the value of authe...

We're Livestreaming? - EP 28 13.09.2025

Ryan and Jared return with another unscripted episode of Two Guys, Two Questions . This time, they explore chaotic family stories, side hustles, and the oddball way they approach life. From Ryan’s uncle’s wild hustle to getting a free ride home, to Jared’s refusal to get excited about low-paying hustles, this episode is packed with humor and unpredictability. They dive into everything from day tra...

Wild College Days - EP 27 06.09.2025

Join Ryan and Jared in this unscripted, off-the-rails episode as they chat about everything from lawn payments, old college stories, to wrestling fantasies. They explore the complexities of judging the past with today’s standards and share wild tales from their unpredictable lives. Get ready for laughs, reflections, and a whole lot of chaos! 🎧 Hosted by: Ryan Keaton & Jared Greer Key Takeaway...

Warehouse Chaos - EP 26 30.08.2025

Ryan and Jarrod are back with another unscripted rollercoaster. From Jarrod’s massive $5 warehouse sale and the wild items people actually bought, to swamp ass survival tips, flipper hustle, and a naked airport meltdown—you’ll laugh, shake your head, and maybe even learn something (probably not). The guys also confess their guilty pleasure trash TV habits and share thoughts on meteors, meltdowns,...

Chick-fil-A - EP 25 23.08.2025

In today’s episode, Ryan gets real about his life’s quirky stories, from his hilarious pet store mishap to an unexpected bachelor party. He shares personal failures that he now laughs about and reflects on what they’ve taught him. Join Ryan and his co-host as they talk about the importance of keeping a sense of humor while navigating life and work, whether it’s real estate or embarrassing personal...

Fish Tanks - EP 24 16.08.2025

Join Ryan and Jared for an unscripted, chaotic episode of Two Guys, Two Questions . In this episode, Ryan recounts how he ended up buying a 210-gallon reef tank off Facebook Marketplace in the middle of the night. The duo also dives into their dumbest habits, from late-night shopping binges to falling down rabbit holes of self-help programs. They chat about pet store rivalries, the economics of ph...

Time Travel in future 20 years - EP 23 09.08.2025

In this fun episode of Two Guys, Two Questions , Ryan and Jarrod cover everything from vacation stories and grandbaby news to the hypothetical of perfect health. The conversation jumps from time travel dilemmas to treasure hunts, and even the influence of documentaries on our decisions. The hosts reflect on their bucket list adventures, motion sickness solutions, and negotiation strategies, with p...

Mr. AI Ambassador - EP 22 02.08.2025

Ryan and Jarrod dive deep into an unpredictable conversation about AI’s current and future role in life, privacy, and healthcare. They explore irrational fears like snakes, aging, and the role of technology in modern business. From discussing the potential for AI to revolutionize industries, to exploring the impact of technology on privacy, this episode has it all. Tune in for a mix of humor and t...

My Pet Monster - EP 21 26.07.2025

Join Ryan and Jarrod in this episode of Real Estate Success, DFW as they reflect on an eventful week. They discuss the importance of action, how missed opportunities in the past could have shaped their present, and the rise of OnlyFans as a business. From navigating unexpected setbacks in business to sharing childhood memories, they explore the role of pressure in helping them move forward and emb...

How many of them got Bidet? - EP 20 19.07.2025

Join Ryan and Jarrod as they navigate the complexities of adult life, from unexpected mishaps to deep reflections on friendship, aging, and personal growth. This episode takes a humorous turn with a discussion about the essential life hack of using a bidet, offering valuable insights into the everyday moments that make life easier. They also explore what it means to "grow up," and why yo...

Dead Snake in the Garage - EP 19 12.07.2025

Join Jason and Ryan as they tackle some of life’s big topics, from dealing with the death of a loved one to navigating the challenges of taking risks in life and work. In this episode, they dive deep into the realities of family, legacy, and making difficult decisions. They reflect on their own experiences with loss, sports, and how personal growth often involves stepping outside of the comfort zo...

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