Two Guys on a Plane

If you could go back in time and give your new-hire self one piece of advice, what would it be? We asked flight attendants on Threads, and the answers poured in. This week they go through their favorite responses (from “drink more water” to “don’t sleep with pilots,” which Andrew respectfully amends) and our own hard-earned lessons, like keeping ramen in your bag, learning to bid while you’re stil...

Every time we post “please stop biting flight attendants” on social media, someone in the comments asks who on earth is doing that. This week, we answer with a tour of the most recent viral passenger incidents of the past couple of years, and explain what the videos don’t show about what’s happening behind the scenes: the steps crew take before things escalate, why diversions and restraints are a...

Flights get delayed, policies make no sense, and the first person you vent to is usually a gate agent or flight attendant. Here’s the thing: half the time,  we are just as annoyed as you are, and often they aren’t even getting paid while it’s happening. This week they go through 25 things airlines do that drive passengers and crew crazy, from delays with zero information to connection times that n...

Flight attendants, pilots, and gate agents all do it: they get on an airplane to get to the airport where they get on another airplane for work. We have both commuted at different points in their careers (Andrew for ten years, Rich for a rough six months of Megabus-and-regional-flight chaos), and this week we break down what it's actually like, from why people do it to what it costs them. We...

There's nothing worse than boarding a new aircraft and finding the galley left in shambles by the previous crew. We spend plenty of time on this show discussing passenger etiquette, so this week we are turning the mirror on flight attendants and breaking down the unwritten rules of the galley, aka the office, the kitchen, the break room, the storage closet, etc., that also happens to sometime...

"Flight attendants used to be so much nicer." We have heard it all before—in this episode, we’ll actually sit with the question instead of dismissing it. The honest answer: sometimes, maybe, but being nice doesn't mean saying yes to everything, and a lot of what passengers read as rudeness is really just policy enforcement, boundary-setting, or a flight attendant who's already...

Our DMs have been flooded with the same question: "What should I bring my flight attendants?" So this week, we settle it once and for all — with a big disclaimer up front that gifts are never required, just kindness. But since the trend isn't going anywhere, let’s break down practical gift-giving etiquette, the best (and worst) things passengers have actually brought them, and why u...

We agree, turbulence, for first-time-flyers or even regular flyers, can get a little scary.  And yes, your feelings are totally valid. In fact, we appreciate passengers who share their worries or fears with us. While we flight attendants can't promise that you’ll suddenly love flying, there are a few “flight attendant-approved” tips that you can try to make flying a little easier. In this epi...

We’re taking a closer look at the current state of the aviation industry. This is our time to talk about the realities, empathize with each other, and discuss what’s really going on in aviation right now. We’re so excited to have labor leader Sara Nelson in the studio with us this week. Sara is the International President of the Association of Flight Attendants-CWA, AFL-CIO and was called “America...

People have so many common misconceptions about us, flight attendants, and the aviation industry. Being a flight attendant is all about ensuring every passenger is safe and comfortable on board. While we enjoy great flight perks and benefits, our schedules can be incredibly tricky to manage. In this episode, we’re breaking down the 15 common misconceptions people have about flight attendants and w...

We have been on countless flights where passengers can’t seem to find anything…including the menu in their seatback pocket. While we love helping out in any way possible, we always advise looking around your seat or checking the signage before asking. In this episode, we’re talking about where the menu is hiding and the “passenger overwhelm” with all the signs, announcements, and in almost everyth...

We’ve seen some unpopular travel opinions on social media lately. Let’s talk about them and laugh about how some on this list can make us go uhh… While travel opinions might help us become better and more prepared travelers, they might not be the best pieces of advice to share. Ask someone reliable—and of course, listen to our podcast where we share fun and practical travel advice on all things av...

Oh, the seatbelt sign is on. What should I do? Well, first, you can stay seated and listen to us flight attendants! We can’t predict turbulence, but we can ensure your safety onboard. In this episode, let’s talk about turbulence and why you should stay buckled in-flight. If you can stay buckled on an hour-long car ride, why can’t you on an airplane? Right? Episode Highlights: [0:00] Welcome to Epi...

Hollywood has a lot to say about flight attendants! While we aren’t always depicted correctly, we still love most of the shows on this list. Flight attendants are trained to be safety-centered and approachable, yet we're often portrayed as overly dramatic or the first to panic in critical situations. In this episode, we’re breaking down 20 movies & TV shows that may or may not have proper...

Side hustles are the best way to fully express yourself, explore more hobbies, and fuel the passions you’ve always wanted to pursue. Most flight attendants we know have a side hustle or “side quest” they are deeply passionate about. In this episode, we are honored to feature the Queen of Side Hustles herself, Kara Adams! Kara is a loving mom, flight attendant, artist, author, yoga instructor, and...

We’ve all been there. Getting on your first flight can be scary! But no matter how nerve-wracking it can get, flight attendants will always be there to ensure your safety onboard. With that being said, if you’re a first-time flyer… there’s a good chance your flight attendants can spot you a mile away! In this episode, we’re talking about the 15 signs that tell us you are a first-time flyer, sharin...

If you’ve ever found yourself staring at your schedule wondering how you’re supposed to do one more trip, counting down the days until vacation before your current one even starts, or questioning whether you still love a job you once couldn’t imagine doing anything else… this episode is for you. We’re talking all about flight attendant burnout—what causes it, what it looks like, and how we’ve lear...

What language are flight attendants speaking? No more guessing—you’ll learn the secret flight attendant terminology with us! In this episode, we’re decoding crew jargon, cryptic galley phrases, and the coded chaos of the aviation industry. We’ll break down important flight attendant terms, popular aviation acronyms, and trendy lingo only we aviation pros can understand. This might sound like a lot...

Are all TikTok “travel hacks” even real? Obviously not! We’ll tell you which TikTok hacks are good, bad, or not even a hack at all. In this episode, we are debunking travel hacks that make us cringe. Listen to our “flight attendant-approved,” real-life advice and practical hacks that will make your trip safer and more comfortable. Don't believe everything that you see on TikTok. As responsibl...

Behind every airline is a huge group of hardworking people ensuring the safety and comfort of every flight. It is the frontliners who truly run the show and are the real heart of aviation. But what happens to the thousands of aviation professionals when an airline disappears? In this episode, we are talking with former Spirit Airlines flight attendant and union representative, Donald Gionta. Donal...

Happy Pride Month, everyone! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Let’s appreciate how far we’ve come as a community—how we’ve earned our place, gained a meaningful representation, and how we can walk freely and fearlessly anytime, anywhere. While there are still stereotypes surrounding the LGBTQ+ community and so much work to be done in breaking those stigmas, we can’t help but be proud of the progress and effort each of...

Have you seen the standby list in July? If you have, then you completely understand the stress and crazy things passengers go through at this time of the year. Non-Rev travel in the summer is not for the weak! You need a solid backup plan, good weather, and hopefully—an extra tablespoon of patience. Non-revving can be chaotic, and that’s okay! It has taught us the value of patience and flexibility...

This week, we are flying with a purpose. We recently connected with a team of inspiring individuals who work to make a resounding impact in their communities. Galley Gang, let’s remember that even our smallest acts of service can truly create a ripple effect that inspires change. In this episode, we are joined by Reid & Alé from Elevated Access —a non-profit organization that connects individu...

Are flight attendants judging you? (Maybe, just a little). In reality, we are focused on your safety and on-watch for potential threats or issues that might arise onboard.  In this episode, we’re reacting  to passenger red flags and how we “calmly” deal with them—from coping with rude remarks to managing a large group of rowdy adults. Trust us, a day in the life of a flight attendant is never shor...

We need more good passengers on our flights! While people often think flight attendants are hard to approach, it’s actually incredibly simple. In reality, it’s the most basic acts of politeness and common courtesy that keep us flight attendants happy and grateful. In this episode, we’re throwing some well-deserved love and appreciation to all the lovely passengers out there. If you're already...