Two Guinea Hens's Podcast

The Two Guinea Hens are still preserving their sanity this week post election and hoping the very best for ALL of their friends around the country and the WORLD. We see you, Germany! ICH BIN GABI!!!!! (Now you know who writes these little blurbs.) We will talk about pop culture and the holidays and the stuff that brings us joy and not just mental wellness stuff... We promise. Just not in this epis...

This week's episode is mostly, 99.99999% about the finale of the Election. Spoiler alert - We discuss who won so if you DVR'd the Election don't listen. The last minute is literally about 💩. Can you believe that s**t? Anyway..... We choose not to live in fear. We plan to keep our eyes wide the F open at all times. We plan to use our mental wellness and privilege to help others less...

In this week's episode the focus is on being unfocused. THAT's the show! No focus. Absolutely none. The conversation JUMPS, the laughter flows, and the mic levels feel on point. Here's the thing... The Two Guinea Hens love each other, pop culture and their family. They are two, old-fashioned yet HEP, Matock-watching, Charleston Chew eating kind of gals.  Does that make you want to l...

The Two Guinea Hens are on FIRE this episode! Rose admits to having 4,000 cups of coffee and Gab is, well, Gab. The high energy, ADHD is off the charts in this episode. Where to begin? The sisters don't just discuss their neurodiversity, it's actually on display in every single part of this episode. They discuss pop culture, politics, mental health, sociology, family and all in the same...

In this week's episode our two sisters are reunited after Rose's work trip to the great state of Texas. Gab considers Texas, America's Sicily.  The two sisters discuss their busy schedules and how they are both feeling the effects of burnout.  They discuss the psychology behind Jason Vorhees. Homicidal maniac or mercy killer? You decide. The sisters discuss the fear about coming out...

Your favorite clucking hens are back with a new episode.  They still have zero structure or format.  Speaking of which, how does one get those things?  They do have loads of energy (thank you Nicholas Coffee) and they love TV (is streaming considered TV?) and they love each other (which is why they get name-called by someone whose name rhymes with FLOHN FLAVIS). Gab wants the listeners to have ONE...

Rose and Gab are back. (We never really went anywhere.)  This is a reintroduction episode to your favorite Italian sissies! We fill you in on where have we been (gittin' sane) and we fill you in on who we are today (neurodivergent and we know it). We have been traveling to our favorite place: The Jersey Shore. This past summer we had quite the situation (pun intended). We love our state of Pe...

It's Gabby's birthday and you are invited to the party. It's just a podcast party, but still. Grab your favorite beverage and join the sisters as they celebrate Gabby's birthday. Fun fact: Rose prayed for Gab to be born. She's basically Nostradamus. Enjoy! Oh, and to our German fans, "Milka Schokolade ist die beste!" Subscribe! Tschuss! Two Guinea Hens: NOT SPONS...

Rosie and Gabby most-likely have ADHD or ADD. Gab is blatantly manic and Rose has an appointment with an ADHD specialist in 2029 (it's hard to see specialists these days). Anyway... Ride the wave of a multitude of different topics including, but not limited to ALIENS, dead people, balloons in the sky, TikTok is ruining our brains, BRAINS, and so much more..... Join the sisters for this week&a...

New Year, new you, new Two Guinea Hens episode! This week the Hens discuss cookies, streaming shows such as: Midnight Mass, Tell Me Your Secrets, She Said, Don't Pick Up the Phone, Wednesday and more! The Hens discuss mental health too because, well, it's their freaking LIVES yo. 2023 is starting off weird and that's OK. I guess... We have no control so in the words of the Mother of...

Merry Christmas! Happy Hanukkah! Happy Kwanza! Merry Winter Solstice! Happiness to all who celebrate absolutely nothing! Hello, our darlings!!!! Look, we won't be dramatic, the Pandemic didn't BREAK US. Our vacation in 2021 did.  But we're BACK, babies. And in this episode we cover it all: Christmas, medical marijuana, mental health, regular health, vampires, television shows, getti...

In the second episode of Season Five, The Two Guinea Hens (Rosie and Gabby) have a bone to pick with Libby's Canning Company. They are catering to lazy bakers and it's not cool. Pie making is not supposed to be easy! You want easy? Buy a pie! Anyway, the Hens discuss much more than pie. They discuss abortion laws in Texas! They also discuss all the shows they are both currently streaming...

In the return episode of the Two Guinea Hens (name under construction), sisters Rosie and Gabby discuss their absence from Buzzsprout that was directly related to the worst vacation of their lives. The sisters visited the Kidnapping Capital of the East Coast. In segment two, the sisters discuss their favorite television shows (and there are a lot... These two need to learn cross stitching). Segmen...

In this week's episode: the 2GH's review the Friends Reunion now streaming on HBO MAX (not sponsored). They also discuss Mare of Easttown and tell every single spoiler so if you haven't watched, you shouldn't listen to the first half of this podcast. What else? ROSE CHOKES and Gab's lozenges are candy canes. And there is a commercial for Big Shot Bob's (not sponsored)...

New episode, listeners. Yinz are still listening, right? We don't know... We can't tell (I mean, we can because Buzzsprout alerts us to listens per episode, but you know what we mean). We need to hear more from you... Your fears, cheers, jeers... Is that a word? Anyway, be sure to hit us up on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram so that we know that you still are listening. We love feedback....

In a rare, sober episode of The Two Guinea Hens... Gab and Rose are still as wild as ever! Who says, "You need booze to have fun?" Alcoholics do, but they also say you need booze to drive, perform surgery and exist.... So.  Rosie and Gabby discuss classic cinema like the Sally Field Drama: An Eye For an Eye. They also discuss a super crappy documentary about John Wayne Gacy. Far less clo...

Ciao! Welcome to Season Four, Episode 3 of the Two Guinea Hens. This week your favorite (mostly) Italian sisters talk about all things religion, pandemic, dog poop,  pop culture, psychology, family and so much more.  Sure they giggle when they talk about their dead parents, but that doesn't mean they murdered them. Listen to find out what these two nutty ladies are thinking about this week! T...

We did it. We stuck to our word, we made a second episode. Woo Hoo. Ha ha, take that depression. We won (this week). This episode is a little longer than per usual because the Hens got super chatty during the second portion. Hey! You tune in to hear us cluck, right? Thanks for listening, downloading, supporting and sending kind messages. It means the World. Ciao, Rosie and Gabby Two Guinea Hens: N...

Your favorite duo of unhinged Sisters are back for a brand new season of YAMMERING. That's right, this year: We have an original theme song. This year: We are slightly less depressed than last year. This year: We still don't have sponsors  (Email us if you want us to do old timey advertisements live on our podcast for your brand.) This year: More consistency and more crazy. This year: We...

In this episode of Two Guinea Hens, Rose and Gab discuss the state of the World and the state of their minds. "The World is a dumpster fire." - Rose "I watched an episode of Friends and became a Buddhist." - Gab Be sure to listen and share your thoughts with Rose and Gab on social media. "The World is a Vampire." - The Smashing Pumpkins and The Smashing Rose Bonesso T...

After hours. After dark. More specifically, after two bottles of Coppola Pinot Noir.  Rose hates feet and JD Salinger. Gab's apathetic. Or as a Psychiatrist would describe her, "depressed". Enjoy! Ciao. Two Guinea Hens: NOT SPONSORED by AMC+ (yet)

In their second episode back, the Two Guinea try super hard not to be political or depressing. Sadly, they don't achieve their goal. Come on, with the current state of our country, what do you expect them to talk about? The World is on FIRE, y'all! They also polished off a bottle of Coppola Pinot Noir during this episode. Salami and Provolone were also present on set. Ciao! Two Guinea He...

Ciao! First - Let us apologize for going MIA during this Global Pandemic. We both were struggling mentally and we were adjusting to this "new normal".  With that said, we're back and we hope you are ready to listen to your favorite Italian-American Sisters discuss mental health, politics, pop culture and life.  The next few months of being an American are going to be intense and we...

#CoronaVirus2020 Your favorite sisters are back with another episode. This week they are CoronaVirus obsessed as are most of the World during this GLOBAL PANDEMIC. They talk CoronaVirus, they talk death, they talk about Gab's new "shitty" (literally) neighbors and Rose can't stop hitting the microphone. Enjoy! Ciao! Two Guinea Hens: NOT SPONSORED by AMC+ (yet)

#CoronaVirus2020 Our Two Guinea Hens are NOT panicking about the CoronaVirus. Or are they? In this week's episode the sisters talk about mortality and preparedness and mostly, toilet paper.  Also.. Rose teaches the listeners how to make their own pasta while Gab teaches the listeners how to make their own toilet paper (maybe, don't listen to Gab). Thanks for listening! Ciao! Two Guinea H...