Two Girls One Crypt

It's the first birthday of Two Girls One Crypt! We've talked about over 100 movies the past year, so for our 1st anniversary, we decided to talk about what made us horror friends in the first place: The Haunting of Hill House. In Part 1, we talk at length about Mike Flanagan's masterpiece, The Haunting of Hill House. Here's to another year! Intro music by  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@abuela...

What do princesses, witches and diabetes have in common? Find out in this episode of Two Girls One Crypt! Movies discussed: Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters, The Green Knight, Legend and Tale of Tales Intro music by  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@abuela__⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ All podcast art created and owned by  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Kendall ⁠

Do you have a refined sense of humor? Do you appreciate high brow comedy with references of philosophical ideas and the state of the human race? If so, you're out of luck because it's all pee pee poo poo jokes here. Movies discussed: Tucker and Dale vs. Evil, Deathgasm, Shaun of the Dead and Wolfcop Intro music by  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@abuela__⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ All podcast art created and own...

Have you ever imagined what a new, undiscovered color would look like? Have you then thought about how you'd describe a new color without referencing other colors? That's kind of what it's like listening to us describe Cosmic Horror and the movies we chose from the genre. Movies discussed: Annihilation, From Beyond, The Void and The Beach House Intro music by  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@abuela__...

Happy Summerween! Are you trying to beat the heat with a chilling good time? We have so many recommendations for the perfect summerween watch or read! Intro music by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@abuela__⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ All podcast art created and owned by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Kendall ⁠

To our delighted surprise, we are so happy to talk about horror in the 1940s this episode. Move over 1950s, there's a much more lovable decade in town. Movies discussed: The Spiral Staircase(1946), Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde(1941), Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein(1948) and Dead of Night(1945) Intro music by  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@abuela__⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ All podcast art created and owned by  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠...

Strap in for a long episode, because we had a lot to say about our favorite season of one of our favorite horror series, American Horror Story. Movies discussed: American Horror Story Season 3: Coven Intro music by  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@abuela__⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ All podcast art created and owned by  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Kendall ⁠

Dracula, Frankenstein's Monster, The Invisible Man... that's right, we're talking about the eternally lovable Universal Monsters. Well, most are lovable, Misty hate The Invisible Man. Movies discussed: Frankenstein, Bride of Frankenstein, The Invisible Man(2020) and Bram Stoker's Dracula Intro music by  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@abuela__⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ All podcast art created and owned by  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠...

We're delving into a little millennial trauma this week with movies that were marketed to kids, but probably shouldn't have been. Movies discussed: The Witches, Ernest Scared Stupid, Return to Oz and Arachnophobia Intro music by  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@abuela__⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ All podcast art created and owned by  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Kendall ⁠

Have you remembered to lock your doors? Is your phone charged? Where are your car keys? Do you have a makeshift weapon nearby? Cross your fingers that that's enough. Movies discussed: Creep, He's Out There, Inside and Hush Intro music by  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@abuela__⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ All podcast art created and owned by  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Kendall ⁠

What do man eating pianos, music made with meat, a cardboard Minotaur and Justin Long all have in common? They're all probably the least weird things in the four weird horror movies we watched this week. Movies discussed: Dave Made a Maze, Flux Gourmet, Barbarian and Hausu Intro music by  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@abuela__⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ All podcast art created and owned by  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Kendall ⁠

Do you believe in guilty pleasures? We don't, but if we did, these movies would definitely qualify. And oddly enough, almost all of them were made in the early 2000s...weird. Movies discussed: Drag Me To Hell, The Covenant, Thir13en Ghosts and Silent Night, Deadly Night Intro music by  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@abuela__⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ All podcast art created and owned by  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Kendall ⁠

Your eyes aren't deceiving you, that runtime is... crazy. Whenever we start talking about Mike Flanagan, we can't stop. So pick up your knitting needles or grab a 2,000 piece puzzle because we're going to church. Movies discussed: Frailty, Saint Maud and Midnight Mass(Limited Series) Intro music by  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@abuela__⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ All podcast art created and owned by  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Kendall ⁠

The undead come in all colors and flavors. In this episode we talk about a few, including but not limited to: goopy, pretentious, harmonious and Ving Rhames. Y'all wanna watch Pontpool? Movies discussed: Planet Terror, Pontypool, Anna and the Apocalypse and Dawn of the Dead(2004) Intro music by  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@abuela__⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ All podcast art created and owned by  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Kendall ⁠

We try to have fun here at TGOC. We aim for a safe, exciting work environment. But The Wheel has other plan sometimes. Sometimes, The Wheel makes us watch medical horror. Movies discussed: A Cure For Wellness, The Skin I Live In, American Mary and The Human Centipede Intro music by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@abuela__⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ All podcast art created and owned by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Kendall ⁠

We're back with our first wheel spin episode of the new year, and we're talking about remakes! Whether you love em or hate em, we've picked 4 remakes that we think are worth talking about. Movies discussed: Carrie(2013), Suspiria(2018), When a Stranger Calls(2006) and The Mummy(1999) Intro music by  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@abuela__⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ All podcast art created and owned by  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Kendall ⁠

Are you currently snowed in? Is the wind howling? Do you want to up that experience with some chilly and chilling horror movies? If so, join us as we talk about some of our favorite winter isolation horror! Movies discussed: Till Death, Frozen, The Lodge and The Thing Intro music by  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@abuela__⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ All podcast art created and owned by  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Kendall ⁠

Happy 2024! We're taking a break from our regularly scheduled episodes to bring you our 2023 horror favorites and our most looked forward to movies/books of the new year. Intro music by  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@abuela__⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ All podcast art created and owned by  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Kendall ⁠

Merry Chrismahanukwanzaka! However you celebrate, we hope you're having a wonderful holiday season. Today's episode is special for a few reasons. We're talking about our favorite holiday horror movie: Krampus! We're also joined by a very special guest, Misty P., from For Forks Sake. Gather around as we talk lore, revisit Kendall's boogeyman story and discuss one the best nontra...

Get ready to party like it's 1999, because we're revisiting the horror of the 2000s! It's a defining decade, and we should know, we were there. Movies discussed: The Ring, The Others, The Cell and American Psycho Intro music by  ⁠⁠⁠@abuela__⁠⁠⁠ All podcast art created and owned by  ⁠⁠⁠Kendall 

Are you sick of your family? Do you need a break? Well that's what we're here for on this fine Black Friday. We're bringing you something better....Black Phillip. That's right, we've been blessed by the wheel with folk horror. Just tell grandma and Uncle Todd you need to take a nap. Actually, tell them to go take a nap, and join us for 3 hours of nonsense. Movies discussed: The...

Do you ever make decisions that you regret, because at the time you were in a silly, goofy mood? That's kind of what happened when we watched the movies that we chose after being wheeled The 1950s. Just listen, you'll see what we mean. Movies discussed: The Bad Seed, Invasion of the Body Snatchers, Plan 9 from Outer Space and Santa Claus vs. the Devil Intro music by  ⁠@abuela__⁠ All podcas...

Happy Halloween! We've recorded a special bonus episode for our favorite holiday, about our favorite Halloween movie: Trick r' Treat, directed by Michael Dougherty. Hang out with us while you prepare for your All Hallows' Eve activities. Intro music by @abuela__ All podcast art created and owned by Kendall

Happy full moon! Serendipity was on our side for this episode. We recorded during a full moon and we decided to release this episode during a full moon. Our picks are all over the place, but there's something for everywolf... Movies discussed: Cursed, Ginger Snaps, An American Werewolf in London and The Company of Wolves Intro music by  @abuela__ All podcast art created and owned by  Kendall

Happy Friday the 13th! We've taken full advantage of this Friday the 13th in October to take on one the heavy hitter franchises. Join us as we talk about the first 9 Friday the 13th movies, that one of us stupidly watched in two days. Intro music by @abuela__ All podcast art created and owned by Kendall