Two Girls One Crypt

Dust off your brooms and picks up your familiars, because we're talking witches! Oh and don't forget to turn off your cauldron before you head out. Movies discussed: Hagazussa, The Craft, Gretel & Hansel and The Love Witch Intro music by  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@abuela__⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ All podcast art created and owned by  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠...

We’re joined again by Jay of Film Strip Podcast for the conclusion of our Hellraiser franchise series. Let us thrill you as we talk about the good, the bad, the really bad, the unforgivably bad and the infuriatingly bad. Movies discussed: Hellraiser: Inferno, Hellraiser: Hellseeker, Hellraiser: Deader, Hellraiser: Hellworld, Hellraiser: Revelations, Hellraiser: Judgement and Hellraiser(2022) Intro...

We're embarking on a journey of pleasure and pain(mostly pain) for this wildly bloated franchise. Joining us to expertly navigate the 11 Hellraiser movies is Jay from Film Strip Podcast! We have such sights to show you... Movies discussed: Hellraiser(1987), Hellhound: Hellraiser 2, Hellraiser 3: Hell On Earth and Hellraiser: Bloodline Intro music by  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@abuela...

Toothbrush? Check. Sunscreen? Check. Crop top and booty shorts? Check. Machete? Double check. Alright, everybody on the bus, we're going to Camp TGOC. It's gonna be one hell of a summer... Movies discussed: Hell of a Summer, The Burning, Fear Street: Part Two-1978 and Sleepaway Camp Intro music by  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@abuela__⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ All podcast...

It is true that sometimes fact is stranger than fiction, but maybe we should regulate the phrase "based on a true story." Movies discussed: The Exorcism of Emily Rose, The Town That Dreaded Sundown, Monster and Fire In the Sky Intro music by  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@abuela__⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ All podcast art created and owned by  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠...

If you listened to our last episode, you already know that The Wheel glitched and AI chose itself as our next sub genre, after a creepy premonition by Misty. So I guess we have to say it: Hey Siri...played Two Girls One Crypt Episode 32: AI. Please...and thank you. Movies discussed: Ex Machina, M3gan, 2001: A Space Odyssey and Chopping Mall Intro music by  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@abuela_...

Almost exactly 2 years ago, we recorded our very first episode: Slashers. In a welcome coincidence, The Wheel gave us slashers again. We're here to redeem ourselves and answer the years old question: Is Saw a slasher? Movies discussed: Happy Death Day, Black Christmas(1974), Terror Train and Totally Killer Intro music by  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@abuela__⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠...

We're back with the second and final part of our Conjuring Universe series. Joining us again is Anthony of Tis the Podcast to discuss the heart of the Conjuring franchise. Movies discussed: The Conjuring, The Conjuring 2 and The Conjuring:The Devil Made Me Do It Intro music by  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@abuela__⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ All podcast art created and owned by  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠...

In 2013, The Conjuring, directed by James Wan, took the horror world by storm. Led by Patrick Wilson and Vera Farmiga as Ed and Lorraine Warren, we've had the pleasure of seeing 8 (technically 9) films in The Conjuring Universe. We're joined by friend of the podcast Anthony Caruso of Tis the Podcast in part 1 of our 2 part series. Movies discussed: The Nun, The Nun 2, Annabelle: Creation,...

In lieu of a regular episode, we offer a short bonus episode full of ghost butts, a wet man and a friendly game of Stab, Stalk, Survive. Shorts discussed: Portrait of God, Man on a Train, The Other Side of the Box, Lights Out and Storytime Intro music by  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@abuela__⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ All podcast art created and owned by  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Kendall ⁠

"That's the hardest thing about doing sequels - you've lost the element of surprise." If you thought that incredibly inspiring quote was said by Sylvester Stallone, you're right and we're here to prove him right. Sometimes, you need a bigger boat, Palpatine has somehow returned and Angela Baker is a brand new woman. We're talkin sequels! Movies discussed: Nightmare on...

The year is 1932...cars don't have windows, the wind is louder than it's ever been and pyromania is on the rise. Join us, as we navigate the post silent film, pre-Hays code era of horror that is apparently known as "golden". Movies discussed: Doctor X, Vampyr, Freaks and The Old Dark House Intro music by  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@abuela__⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ All podcast art created and o...

Happy Cupid's Day from your favorite secret admirers! On this revered day of celebrating love, we offer you two movies that do exactly the opposite of that. However, to make up for it, we also bring you a new game, so things even out. Movies discussed: Cupid(1997) and Cupid(2020) Intro music by  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@abuela__⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ All podcast art created and owned b...

We're back to our regularly scheduled format with the master of suspense himself, Alfred Hitchcock! Movies discussed: Psycho, Rope, Shadow of a Doubt and The Birds Intro music by  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@abuela__⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ All podcast art created and owned by  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Kendall ⁠

Buckle up friends because for the next 4 hours, we're gettin Randy. We're joined by friend of the podcast Anthony ,of Tis the Podcast , as we discuss the entire Scream franchise and possibilities for Scream movies in the future. What's your favorite scary movie? Intro music by  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@abuela__⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ All podcast art created and owned by  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠...

Join us as we wrap up 2024 with our favorites of the year, including our #1 horror of 2024, The Substance. *Disclaimer: this episode was recorded before the theatrical release of Nosferatu, thereby making Misty's #1 choice a bit of a white lie.* Intro music by  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@abuela__⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ All podcast art created and owned by  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Kendall ⁠

Happy winter holiday season! Have you seen Silent Night, Deadly Night? Ok but did you know it has FOUR sequels? Hell yeah we watched all of them. Movies discussed: Silent Night, Deadly Night, Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2, Silent Night, Deadly Night 3: Better Watch Out!, Silent Night, Deadly Night 4: Initiation and Silent Night, Deadly Night 5: The Toy Maker Intro music by  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠...

It's 1991 and you're chillaxin at da crib. You're majorly bored and need a rad horror movie to watch with your homies, what are you picking? Movies discussed: There's Nothing Out There, The People Under the Stairs, Sometimes They Come Back and Cape Fear Intro music by  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@abuela__⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ All podcast art created and owned by  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Kendall...

Happy Thanksgiving from us, Kendall and Misty! No doubt we're all headed into a stressful week of some sort, dealing with either work, food or family. Take a break from those awkward weird uncle or wine aunt conversations and talk about some Thanksgiving themed horror with us! Movies discussed: Black Friday(2021) and Thanksgiving (2023) Intro music by  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@abuela__⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠...

Do you need a break from the extreme horror that is US politics? Come sit with us and talk about some real nasty movies. Movies discussed: Hostel, Audition, I Saw the Devil and Antichrist Intro music by  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@abuela__⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ All podcast art created and owned by  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Kendall ⁠

Happy Halloween! We're bringing you an extra special bonus episode about some of our favorite horror movies that happen on Halloween night. Join us as we talk about our favorite spooky season watches. Movies Discussed: All Hallows' Eve and Haunt Intro music by  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@abuela__⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ All podcast art created and owned by  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Kendall ⁠

We can guarantee at least one audible WTF for each of these movies. And don't watch any of these at 8 AM... Movies discussed: Infinity Pool, Santa Sangre, The Perfection and Eraserhead Intro music by  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@abuela__⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ All podcast art created and owned by  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Kendall ⁠

Raise your hand if you've been personally victimized by Signs. Movies discussed: Signs, Dark Skies, Under the Skin and 10 Cloverfield Lane Intro music by  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@abuela__⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ All podcast art created and owned by  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Kendall ⁠

Happy Friday the 13th to all who celebrate! We're back on F13 with the remaining 3 movies in the franchise, and this time around we may have had a better time. Movies discussed: Jason X, Freddy vs. Jason and Friday the 13th(2009) Intro music by  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@abuela__⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ All podcast art created and owned by  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Kendall ⁠

In part 2 of our birthday bonus episodes, we discuss Shirley Jackson's novel The Haunting of Hill House, along with the movies it inspired. Join us as we reminisce and plan for the future. Thank you faithful horror friends! Movies discussed: The Haunting(1963) and The Haunting(1999) Intro music by  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@abuela__⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ All podcast art created and owned by  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠...