Two Flat Whites Podcast

It's time to say goodbye, but only for a while. With Laura's babe due in a matter of weeks, we've decided to go on a little hiatus while she adjusts to motherhood. Although we're wrapping up, we've got two AI readings in this episode as a treat to finish off our run, with a Batman story that absolutely sends us into hysterics. We hope you enjoy this last instalment for a little...

Ever feel like your life is similar to perpetually falling down a flight of stairs? Yes, us too. We all know that life can throw you curve balls, but how you deal with said balls determines how they land - in your hands or in your face. Can you guess how sore our faces are? Fear not! It isn't all doom and gloom in this penultimate episode of Two Flat Whites. We do have a good ol' giggle at...

Fontanelles, tastebuds, blue eyes and more 👶🏻 Babies are fascinating and in this season finale we've lined up some cool facts about them that will BLOW YOUR MIND (unless you know all of this already...doubt it). We also debunk some common baby myths which is cute. Just give us our own TV show already. We can't forget about CHRISTMAS! 🎄 Tune in as we say cheerio to 2023 with a Christmas...

Have you ever wondered why yawns are contagious? 🥱 It's this strange human phenomenon that all of us have experienced before, but why the involuntary bodily response? Well we've done the research for you so take a seat, get comfortable and join us for this cool as heck explanation. Of course on the menu is a fresh set of miserable moments from this duo who simply radiate positivity. Grant...

Do you have an internal monologue? Can you visualise images in your mind? No? Well my friend you've come to the right place because today we're discussing Anauralia and Aphantasia, the lack of both of these aforementioned things. We're looking at why some people have it and why some don't, why it exists and how it exists. Intrigued? Yes. Also on the lineup - some typical life woes...

Have you ever stopped to think about how Wi-Fi actually works? This invisible energy source zooming around your home, sending information to almost every electronic device you own. WE HAD TO KNOW MORE. In our brand new segment 'Is This a Stupid Question', we dive into the history of Wi-Fi, radio waves, physics and more. While we're on the path of completely nerding out, if you're a...

Fright this way! It’s the Halloween edition of Two Flat Whites Podcast 🎃 We love our themed episodes and hope you’re ready for some ghoulish content this week. Ever wondered what Halloween is like for an Australian? Let’s just say we don’t eat candy corn by the bucket load for the duration of October. We’re giving you the history of Halloween and the origins behind the bizarre traditions you’ve c...

We're back again! Alex has returned from his galavanting tour around Europe while Laura shivered in Melbourne for a couple of months. So in celebration, we're kicking of Season 4 with some very exciting news for you listeners. But you'll have to listen to find out what it is. In this ep we tackle the ever expanding conversation about Aliens and whether they're real and have visited...

Ask and you shall receive! You guys wanted another Reddit Reacts episode, so here is another juicy instalment where we delve into the crazy world of internet chronicles. A WHOLE HOUR OF REDDIT CONTENT WOOH! Reacting to some of the wildest true stories we could find from people around the world. Hold on to your hats because some of these take some ridiculous twists and turns. Don't forget to su...

It's the Season 3 finale! Our main juicy topic of this episode is diet culture. Is it evil or beneficial? Sustainable or setting us up for failure? As always there's a hint of misery in our life updates, involving strained eyeballs and warty feet. Another round of general life habits are uncovered, such as showering schedules and grocery store etiquette in 'How Do You Do'. Have you...

In a miraculous turn of events, Laura turned 30 and didn't cry about it. HUZZAH! This ep we're discussing meme culture. We get into how the term "meme" came to be, how prevalent memes are in our daily lives and most importantly, why. Alex sheds a light on his newest hobbies and why he's decided to prioritise experiencing new things. And don't forget the beloved Reddit Rea...

A neggy trip down the road of our latest experiences with customer service. Why did Alex's parents end up an extra $4,000 out of pocket just to get to America? And why is it so hard for Laura to order food at a restaurant? More wild 'Reddit Reacts' from the depths of the web, showcasing an entitled groom to be that just wants to have fun in Vegas and the all too classic tale of a woman...

We are so addicted to our phones it seems to be as hard a habit to break as smoking. Golly! 'My Miserable Moment' showcases Alex's sensitive 30-year-old tum and Laura's apparently shitty eyesight. We cover questions about living off the grid in solitude and get heavy about what you'd change about your childhood. And we're sharing our 'Fav Void Distractions' with you...

Is the ever growing monster that is consumerism exhausting you? Us too. We take a dainty dive into how it affects our day-to-day lives and mental health, as well as what life would look like without it. Also on the smorgasbord: the listener favourite 'Reddit Reacts' segment and a double 'Tongue Tester' that leaves our mouths dryer than the Sahara Desert 🐪🌵 Don't forget to sub...

Could we possibly have more animal home-invasion stories? The answer is YES. Which critter will enter Laura’s comfort-zone this time? And what medical woes will thrust themselves upon Alex's already painful existence?  We've got some juicy philosophical 'Would You Rather' questions to make you contemplate your life. Another unsettling 'Tongue Testers' segment (which we'...

Saucy sleeping, boxing emus, self-inflicted electrocution, and simply just…too much fish. This is just a taste of the absurdity covered in this week's ep. Oh and if you're wondering why we're so existential, we delve into the big doozy: why we left religion. FUN. For our references on the census and religion stats, refer to our show notes in Episode 11. Don't forget to subscribe to...

Honestly, this episode is chock full of shock and teeming with terror. Join us on a journey with the squid jerky from hell that we might never recover from. Alex’s spider stories that make Laura want to curl up into a ball and rock back and forth. Does the concept of AI frighten or excite you? And has anyone ever told you you have a nice wand? Well a certain Harry Potter film star can help you the...

Two Flat Whites Podcast is back for 2023! With a brand new format, this season is sure to get you gaggling. Laura and Alex take you through their New Year's existential crisis leading to the show’s refreshed format with some brand new segments, including chats about everything from Alex's ugly hands to Laura's friendly haemorrhoid. Don't forget to subscribe to our show to be the fi...

SLEIGH IT AIN'T SO - A BONUS EPISODE! 😮 It's that festive time of year again and we're here to fill your stockings with a bonus episode all about Christmas! 🎄 What a treat, tee hee. We investigate the origins of Christmas, unpack traditions, regale you with terrifying tales from European folklore and of course, react to some juicy holiday-themed Reddits. Get ready for the fa-la-la-la...

Contrary to popular belief, being a millennial is bloody rough sometimes. And being a creative millennial? Forgeeet about it. We've got more opportunity and resources than any generation before us (except the housing market lolz), yet we're discontent, disconnected and anxious as f. We're spoilt for choice, yet we're paralysed. WHY? Let's discuss, shall we? 🤷🏻‍♀️ As a cute li...

Welcome to Earth, a place where societies run on pure fantasy and we just make up shit as we go along 🌏 In this episode titled 'Nothing Is Real', we explore different aspects of our modern world that just don't seem to make...any sense? Royalty, time, gender norms, money - the list goes on! Dive in to explore the hogwash. Show notes and references: 'Is Time an Illusion?' | Cra...

You guys loved episode 9 so much, we decided to do a Reddit Reacts Part 2! Once again we delve into the crazy world that is: Reddit. Reacting to some of the wildest true stories we could find from people around the world. Hold on to your hats because some of these take some ridiculous twists and turns...we hope you're ready 😬 The two subreddits we read from in the episode are: 'Am I the A...

What would you say if we asked you whether you believe in aliens or not? 👽    Show notes and references:  -▶️ Drake Equation - Andrzej Dudnik: www.youtube.com/watch?v=80Ryq6bH2aY  - We Asked a NASA Scientist: Do Aliens Exist?: www.nasa.gov/feature/episode-5-we-asked-a-nasa-scientist-do-aliens-exist  - Carbon & Silicon-based life: astronomy.stackexchange.com/questions/20858/why-do-aliens-have-...

Forever alone or never alone? That is the question 💀 Today we look at the concept of being in a relationship versus being a single pringle, from the vastly different perspectives of Laura (who's currently in a 12 year relationship) and Alex (who has never been in a long term relationship). We'll be breaking down the history of why humans pair up, monogamy, stats and figures, societal expe...

Isn't it fun to bond over mutual hatred of things? Welcome to Episode 10 - 'Pet Peeves'. The land of impatience, rage, eye-twitching and passive aggressive (not to subtle) hints that what you're doing ain't okay. Don't forget to subscribe to our show to be the first to hear our latest episodes! To follow Two Flat Whites on your favourite social media platform or to support...