Two Filthy Nerds

This season we have graduated from Hogwarts and begin classes with Dr. Indiana Jones at Marshall college! But fear not, even though we are older and wiser, we're still as filthy as ever. Enjoy this preview episode as we gear up for "Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark" later this week. Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Sub...

Revisit the finale of the Harry Potter movie series. Yes, the books were ALL better, but we still enjoyed these last two movies including the weird naked Harry and Hermione sexual tension and the disappointing lack of Nicole's last spit roast daddy standing- professor Lupin. So enjoy this last rebroadcast as we graduate from Hogwarts and prepare to move to the archaeology department at Marshal...

Why was this movie even called The Half Blood Prince? There's barely a mention of the Half Blood Prince. This was by far the most disappointing of the films. Extra Luna, Yay! Less Tonks, Boo... And NO Moaning Myrtle? This movie is as useless as the writers randomly burning the Burrow. The Book Was Better. NERD MERCH! - "Who's Your God Daddy?" Available HERE! Subscribe to PATREON! f...

The movies start to hit their stride! This was Nicole's favorite book AND movie (at the time.) But we could have used more God Daddy, so, "The Book Was Better" NERD MERCH! - "Who's Your God Daddy?" Available HERE! Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook g...

Why wasn't this TWO MOVIES??? Its twice as long as book seven! This movie was just the tip. No Dobby, AKA Nicole's clit. No WINKY!? Obviously... "The Book Was Better." NERD MERCH! - "Who's Your God Daddy?" Available HERE! Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join th...

Its movie number three... its getting a little darker... its a good movie... but "The Book Was Better." NERD MERCH! - "Who's Your God Daddy?" Available HERE! Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group!  At Two Filthy Nerds, we believe trans witches are wit...

Enjoy this rebroadcast of "The Book Was Better" for the longest movie in the Harry Potter collection. But guess what? Length isn't everything. The book was still better. Side tangent: JMS relives her high school hockey glory days. NERD MERCH! - "Who's Your God Daddy?" Available HERE! Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Sub...

While we're on break, enjoy these remastered revisits of our Harry Potter "The Book Was Better" episodes, starting with "The Sorcerer's Stone." In this remastered episode we officially named the pod, we announced what house Nicole had been sorted into, and we start to see Nicole's series long hatred of Ron. NERD MERCH! - "Who's Your God Daddy?" Available HER...

Do not pity the dead, pity the living. And above all, those who live without Harry-Mother-F***ing-Potter... This is it! The Filthy Nerds are graduating from Hogwarts and sharing their final thoughts on their year with the Harry Potter series. You may now send Nicole ALL the memes. NERD MERCH! - "Who's Your God Daddy?" Available HERE! Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings,...

Its our last Harry Potter "The Book Was Better" episode! And yes, the book WAS better... BUT... splitting the movie into two parts means they got a LOT right for a change. Still, we run our mouths on the cuts that bothered us the most, and all the awkward and unnecessary sexual tension? NERD MERCH! - "Who's Your God Daddy?" Available HERE! Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive li...

As Harry Potter comes to a close the nerds say goodbye to their cohabitation in the Ravenclaw tower. NERD MERCH! - "Who's Your God Daddy?" Available HERE! Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group!  At Two Filthy Nerds, we believe trans witches are witches and Bl...

Holy snitch you guys! This is the end of the Harry Potter books! We finish "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows" and bid adieu to the wizarding world. Stay tuned next week for our episodes on the final two movies! NERD MERCH! - "Who's Your God Daddy?" Available HERE! Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTub...

The end is near... JMS loses part of her wizard spit roast and Nicole realizes that she has a new favorite character... BUT FIRST! With only two episodes left of Harry Potter, we announce our next series! NERD MERCH! - "Who's Your God Daddy?" Available HERE! Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past vide...

WORLD STAR!!!!! Get your folding chairs ready cause we're Running Our Filthy Mouths on videos of people getting hurt. NERD MERCH! - "Who's Your God Daddy?" Available HERE! Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group!  At Two Filthy Nerds, we believe trans witch...

We get some steamy hot Dumbledore tea from Aberforth, the gang heads back to Hogwarts, and Snape gets shown the... window. NERD MERCH! - "Who's Your God Daddy?" Available HERE! Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group!  At Two Filthy Nerds, we believe trans witc...

Rather than joining LinkedIn, we're riffing on our resumes. NERD MERCH! - "Who's Your God Daddy?" Available HERE! Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group!  At Two Filthy Nerds, we believe trans witches are witches and Black Lives Matter. Advertising Inquiri...

The time for mourning Nicole's clit is over, we're headed to Gringotts to snatch a horcrux from Bellatrix's red hot vault. NERD MERCH! - "Who's Your God Daddy?" Available HERE! Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group!  At Two Filthy Nerds, we believ...

Think we can't get from Grandpa Joe in "WIlly Wonka and the Chocolate Factory" all the way to abortion? Hold our Butterbeers. NERD MERCH! - "Who's Your God Daddy?" Available HERE! Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group!  At Two Filthy Nerds, we bel...

Warning: Nicole's clit takes one for the team escaping Malfoy manor and she is NOT okay. Then Voldy gets a firm grip on a dead man's wand. NERD MERCH! - "Who's Your God Daddy?" Available HERE! Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group!  At Two Filthy Nerd...

Today: a reasoned dissertation on the economic impact of... never mind, BOOZE! NERD MERCH! - "Who's Your God Daddy?" Available HERE! Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group!  At Two Filthy Nerds, we believe trans witches are witches and Black Lives Matter. Adve...

Ron finally saves the day (unless you ask Nicole) AND we announce the finalists for our next nerdy series! NERD MERCH! - "Who's Your God Daddy?" Available HERE! Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group!  At Two Filthy Nerds, we believe trans witches are witches...

Do you think JMS and Nicole have any strong opinions on Valentine's day? Well settle in with your Valentine's snuggie and find out. NERD MERCH! - "Who's Your God Daddy?" Available HERE! Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group!  At Two Filthy Nerds, we b...

Harry and Hermione carry on without Ron, and lets face it... they're probably better off... We also start to spill Dumbledore's steamy tea. NERD MERCH! - "Who's Your God Daddy?" Available HERE! Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group!  At Two Filthy Ner...

Today, instead of Running Our Filthy Mouths, we Peddle our filthy mouths about Nicole's new Peloton. NERD MERCH! - "Who's Your God Daddy?" Available HERE! Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group!  At Two Filthy Nerds, we believe trans witches are witches an...

We've got a mad eye on Umbridge. Surprise! Ron sucks at apparating. Ron pretty much sucks at everything. Bye Ron! NERD MERCH! - "Who's Your God Daddy?" Available HERE! Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group!  At Two Filthy Nerds, we believe trans witches a...