Two Fat Guys Eat

Doritos just dropped the Ultimate Garlic Parm Doritos, and they might be the most intense Doritos flavor ever created. In this snack review showdown, we taste test this new release to see if it lives up to the hype or if it's an absolute failure. Listen to the full review to see if these chips are worth it!   Our subject from this episode are the Ultimate Garlic Parm Doritos: https://www. pepsicop...

On this episode of Two Fat Guys Eat, Sean and Colin are celebrating the pending fútbol matches by trying the American-offered Lay's World Cup-inspired flavors! We try flavors from Argentina, Brazil and France, we also throw a few possible options for future variety packs. Our subject from this episode is the Lay's FIFA World Cup '26 Variety Pack: https://sameday.costco.com/store/costco/products/11...

On this episode of Two Fat Guys Eat, Sean and Colin are celebrating Memorial Day with an MRE Taste Test! We're joined by Matthew Hickok (Army veteran and Castwave actor) as he walks us through his favorite MRE's and the struggles of separated peanut butter and brown cheese spread due to improper storage.   Our subject from this episode are MRE's or Meals, Ready-to-Eat: https://en.wikipedia.org/wik...

On this episode of Two Fat Guys Eat, Sean and Colin go out live to the 2026 Quad State Pickle Festival! Sean savors a pickle on a stickle, Colin noshes on some pickle-rogies. The boys also muse over how good the Pop Tarts Carnage from Liquid Death is. Our subject from this episode is the Quad State Pickle Fest: https://www.ifg-events.com/picklefest Show Theme: "Two Fat Guys Eat" by Derek Schaible:...

On this episode of Two Fat Guys Eat, Sean and Colin go out live to the 2026 Frederick Greek Festival! Sean drools over the spread and wolfs down a gyro in record time. Colin finds himself getting dunked on by a mascot and having a come-to-Jesus moment with some Greek desserts. #frederickmd #greekfestival #foodpodcast #foodfestival #TwoFatGuysEat Our subject from this episode is the Frederick Greek...

On this episode of Two Fat Guys Eat, Sean and Colin put three tacos head to head across three very different price points — Taco Bell, Plaza Mexico, and Uncle Julio's — to settle the debate once and for all: Does paying more money actually mean a better product? #cincodemayo #tacotuesday #tacos #foodpodcast #TwoFatGuysEat NOTE: We are aware of audio/video mismatch at certain points, Colin's video...

On this episode of Two Fat Guys Eat, Sean and Colin go live from The Garage in Frederick, MD for a review of one of the city's best spots. From the first slice to the last bite, this one had us asking one very important question: why isn't everybody talking about this place more? We also discuss our thoughts on cheesesteak composition and why cup pepperoni is the only correct version for pizza.  O...

​Burger King is out here quietly doing the work — new menu items, bold flavors, and a brand that's actually evolving — and somehow nobody is talking about it. On this episode of Two Fat Guys Eat, Sean and Colin taste test two of BK's latest Whopper variations: the Maple Bourbon BBQ Whopper and the Peppercorn BLT Whopper. One of them is genuinely great. The other is... fine. We have opinions. Loud...

On this episode of Two Fat Guys Eat, Sean and Colin dive into the wild story behind Afroman's "Lemon Pound Cake" album, break down the tracks, weigh in on the trial, and — because we wouldn't be us if we didn't — actually eat a lemon pound cake to see what all the fuss was about. Was it worth an entire podcast episode? Absolutely yes. EDIT: at 1:02, we state the deputies were from "Dayton County"...

On this follow-up episode of Two Fat Guys Eat, Colin and Sean try the Big Arch to see if maybe they can enjoy it more than the McDonald's CEO! #bigarch #fastfood #mcdonalds Our subject from this episode is the The Big Arch from McDonald's: https://www.mcdonalds.com/us/en-us/product/big-arch-burger.html  Show Theme: "Two Fat Guys Eat" by Derek Schaible  https://soundcloud.com/metro-lab/tracks

On this episode of Two Fat Guys Eat, Colin and Sean discuss the absolute dumpster fire of a promo for McDonald's latest item: The Big Arch! We also discuss the CEO sass thrown back by Burger King, A&W & Wendy's! Our subject from this episode is the CEO taste tests from the following videos: McDonald's CEO tries the Big Arch: https://youtu.be/t9AjWy_ 6_dU?si=dd02HMjuFXGoX5-_ Burger King's CEO respo...

On this episode of Two Fat Guys Eat, Sean and Colin discuss their second attempt at The Great Frederick Fair to answer a simple question, can you get a full three-course meal at the fair for under $30? They also talk about Sean's love affair with gyros no matter where they are, also how Colin thinks the Keys organization could take some lessons on what a Texas Twist pretzel should look like. Our s...

On this episode of Two Fat Guys Eat, Sean and Colin discuss their thoughts on Quad State Cheese Fest, an IFG sponsored event in Boonsboro, MD! They discuss the vats of alcohol you can purchase, the merits of having live music in an outdoor venue and how there was a distinct lack of cheesemakers represented at this event. Our subject from this episode is the Quad State Cheese Fest in Boonsboro, Mar...

On this episode of Two Fat Guys Eat, Sean and Colin discuss a recent outing to Frederick's NYMEO Field and their experience enjoying the food offerings for the Frederick Keys. We also debut a new mascot, his name is Jerome. Our subject from this episode is the food served at NYMEO Field in Frederick, Maryland - https://www.mlbdraftleague.com/frederick/ Show Theme: "Two Fat Guys Eat" by Derek Schia...

On this episode of Two Fat Guys Eat, Sean and Colin eat a bunch of snack wraps from McDonald's, Arby's, Sonic, BK and Popeye's to see who's got the best. We also discuss how you should tip your carhops at Sonic and how Nicolas Cage yelling about snack wraps should be in his next film. Our subject from this episode is the snack wrap from McDonald's, Arby's, Sonic, BK and Popeye's. Show Theme: "Two...

On this episode of Two Fat Guys Eat, we celebrate National Pizza Day (02/09/25) with a taste test to see who makes the best pizza in town! Will it be the local favorite J&P New York Pizza (could be)? Perhaps the slightly fancier alternative, Coal Fire (maybe)? Could it be the fancy restaurant, Cugino Forno (probably)? Who will be proclaimed the finest available pizza in our small town? You'll just...

On this second part of the TFGE Holiday Spectacular, we debut a new segment called The Food Court, in which we discuss certain hot-button food topics. In this inaugural outing, we ask the question: does Eggnog need booze to be good or can you drink it straight from the carton? Find out as we lose our keys and our Lactaid pills to get to the bottom of it. Show Theme: "Two Fat Guys Eat" by Derek Sch...

In this two-part Christmas special, Two Fat Guys Eat celebrates the holidays by asking what's the best Christmas-themed tree-shaped treat: The Reese's Peanut Butter Tree or The Little Debbie Christmas Tree Cake? It's the holiday themed head-to-head that no one asked for! Two snacks enter! No snacks leave! Our subject from this episode is REESE'S Milk Chocolate Peanut Butter Snack Size Trees and th...

This time on Two Fat Guys Eat, we do our follow-up panel from last year's Twin Cities Con, where someone made the suggestion that we should do an episode on Midwestern (or Minnesota, depending on who you ask) salads, the good, the bad and the ugly. We're going to line up the best to the worst recipes that the internet has to offer and rank them! This episode was recorded live on location at Twin C...

On this insulin-pumping episode of Two Fat Guys Eat, we celebrate spoopy season by trying the newest edition to the Monster Cereal family, Carmella Creeper! We discuss its' aesthetic and lack of original flavor and lament the loss of Fruit Brute. We then discuss an impulse buy in Kit-Kat's latest offering, Chocolate Frosted Donut flavored Kit-Kats! Our subject from this episode is Carmella Creeper...

On this episode of Two Fat Guys Eat, we're celebrating the dog days of the season and talking about the quintessential summer treat, the S'more! We try some suggestions from the Frederick Fattys, a local FB group who love food too! Sean & Colin discusses their history with S'mores and camping, as well as their perfect S'more recipe. Show Theme: "Two Fat Guys Eat" by Derek Schiable - https://www.me...

On this episode of TFGE, Colin and Sean discuss their thoughts on the state of fast-food, bone-in, fried chicken in America (no chicken strips/tenders/nuggets.sandwiches this episode). They try and rank the top four chains in America: Popeye's , KFC , Bojangles' and Church's ! They based their scores on taste (is it seasoned properly?), technique (is it cooked properly?) and texture (is it crispy,...

On this episode of TFGE, Colin and Sean discuss their particular tastes when drinking beers or enjoying some herbal refreshments. Sean discusses his favorite drunk foods and why Ledo's pizza tastes even better after 5 or 6 cold ones. Colin talks about his favorite foods while high and why pierogi dogs and Krispy Kreme burgers should be a thing. Our subject from this episode is various items that w...

On this episode of Two Fat Guys Eat, we're back with the remaining matchups of THE MEAT 16 2024! In this episode, we make our cholesterol-induced arguments to crown the best fast-food sandwich! Will your favorite win? Our subject from this episode is various items from McDonald's Burger King, Wendy's, Shake Shack, Steak and Shake and many more. Show Theme: "Two Fat Guys Eat" by Derek Schiable - ht...