Two Fat Fathers

Episode 16 is an absolute fever dream, and yes — we still somehow call it parenting . 👨‍👧 Darren’s daughters are sending him TikToks that would make a raccoon gag. And who the hell is Bonnie Blue ?! Why does she look like she lives in a vape cloud and eats batteries?? 😱 Attempting to scar the kids with horror clips backfires spectacularly. Darren’s girls? Emotionless Terminators. Ben’s boy? Ful...

Welcome back to Two Fat Fathers, the podcast equivalent of a Greggs sausage roll dropped in a pub car park – messy, confusing, but somehow still oddly satisfying. This week, the chaos reaches new cholesterol-filled heights: Ben’s Job Search Still ongoing. Still a disaster. Honestly, at this point, we think the only thing hiring is the local skip. CV Porkie Pies One of Ben’s old colleagues gets cau...

🎙 Two Fat Fathers - Episode 14: Nuclear Nonsense, McDonald's Mayhem & Smirnoff Softboi 🎙 Strap in for another outrageous episode of Two Fat Fathers , where common sense goes to die and middle-aged rage thrives. This week: 🔥 We flirt again with the idea of WW3 – nuclear war? Bring it on (as long as it doesn’t interfere with takeaway delivery times). 😤 Darren once again winds Ben up – by not r...

Strap in (and maybe powder up), because this week on Two Fat Fathers, things get sweaty, chaotic, and downright ridiculous. - We kick things off with a public health warning: hot weather + testicles = human Velcro. It's science. - Ben attends his stepdaughter’s first sports day—It was meant to be a wholesome family moment — instead, it turned into a full-blown emotional meltdown featuring tear...

Two dads. One microphone. Zero qualifications. This week, the Two Fat Fathers stumble through: 🥪 Ben’s heroic lunchtime smackdown when a rogue seagull tried to assassinate his colleague. ✈️ Darren contemplates selling a kidney after finding out how much it costs to send his kids to China for a school trip. 🎟️ Ben spends 8 hours in customer service hell trying to sell Ed Sheeran tickets. Was it wo...

Two Fat Fathers Podcast – Episode 11 Title: Beats, Brawls & Basil the Boy Racer This week on Two Fat Fathers, we're diving headfirst into the soundtrack of our lives – from childhood bops to fight-night anthems. We unpack how music hits differently depending on the mood – from chilling in the bath to contemplating a bar fight. Darren reveals his ultimate battle soundtrack (hint: it’s VERY...

Welcome back to Two Fat Fathers! In this episode, we're diving belly-first into the world of fitness and fancy water... yeah, we know how that sounds — but trust us, it's better than it sounds (barely). THE CHALLENGE IS ON! Ben and Dazza are officially in battle mode — seeing who can lose the most weight and torch the most calories without crying into a donut. Spoiler: Ben might be sweatin...

Two Fat Fathers - Episode [Insert Number Here] | Business Ventures & Bladder Adventures Welcome back to Two Fat Fathers – the only podcast where dad bods meet business plans and bowel disasters. This week, we’re putting on our entrepreneurial hats (that barely fit over our fat heads) and diving into the world of starting a business… and starting other, more urgent things . Darren gets all seri...

🎙️ Two Fat Fathers Podcast – Episode Whatever 🍩This week, your two favorite husky heroes dive deep into the important stuff—like sexualities, golf fails, and why building a pillow fort is still a valid adult coping mechanism.⛳ We butcher golf etiquette.🌈 We try to understand the alphabet mafia.🛏️ We construct forts like emotionally unstable architects.💥 And of course, we pick our superpowers w...

🎙️ Two Fat Fathers – Episode 6 🍻This week, the Dad Rage is extra spicy. We’re venting about what’s pissed us off — more than usual — and trust us, it’s a long list. ☀️ Plus, we’re sharing what’s got us actually excited for summer (hint: it’s not swimsuit season).👀 We might introduce some guests… but only if they’re listening. If you're not tuning in, you don’t exist to us. Sorry, that's...

🎙️ Two Fat Fathers - Episode 7: “Woking Hell!” 🚧🍻In this episode, we take a dangerously nostalgic (and mildly incriminating) trip down memory lane to the one and only Woking – the town that raised us, scarred us, and probably still has a few of our fingerprints on scaffolding poles. Expect tales of:⚽ Getting way too emotionally invested in Woking Football Club🏗️ Climbing cranes like hungover Sp...

This Week on The Two Fat Fathers Podcast…We’re talking about the moment we became dads — and let’s just say, it wasn’t exactly textbook.👶 Ben’s mrs’ waters broke and, like any responsible adult, he… carried on drinking. Next thing you know, he’s sweating tequila in the labour ward and trying not to throw up during contractions. Cheers to poor life choices. 🍻👶 Darren thought he was having one ki...