Mark Wallace and Christopher P Kemner

Two Douchebags and a Microphone

Music EN ↓ 711 episodes

topic driven format with odd news stories, regular features and skits. kind of a morning show vibe with more raunchy humor because it's not governed by the FCC! please give us a listen and give us input at doucheb66@yahoo.com.

Author

Mark Wallace and Christopher P Kemner

Category

Music

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Latest episode

Jul 9, 2026

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Episodes

Rob asses up mark's pudding pop 22.02.2025

Mark tapes raw liver to Robs forehead after he was drugged.

Mark writes a poem about termites to Rob 20.02.2025

Rob loves his pet termite

sports bastards collides with the music creeps, you get the sports creeps! 18.02.2025

sports bastards collide with music creeps, you get sports creeps.

Mark buys a sack of limbs for 4.99 18.02.2025

Rob gets Mark to buy a sack of tree limbs for 4.99

Mark send a a trained wasp to sting Rob's ass cheek 14.02.2025

Rob screams after being stung by a wasp

Superbowl review, kinda....... 13.02.2025

Superbowl let down being discussed

music talk from the creeps 13.02.2025

creepy music talk

The two douchebags sell stamps to the homeless. 12.02.2025

Rob and Mark get sex changes on this podcast......just kidding

Superbowl predictions and NFL news 08.02.2025

Superbowl predictions and latest NFL news

music talk from the creeps 07.02.2025

music talk from the creeps

Mark bites his own nipple off 05.02.2025

Rob chews a hole in his nipple

Mark and Rob save pencils for fun 03.02.2025

mark is so happy over his and Rob's pencil collection

music talk from the creeps 01.02.2025

music talk from the creeps

topher and mark cover the NFL like butter on a steaming hot biscuit 30.01.2025

Topher and Mark cover the NFL like butter on a steaming hot biscuit

Mark n rob start to wonder if the box of air they bought might be a hoax 29.01.2025

Rob n mark love their new box of air

A visit with Wyatt at the city market 28.01.2025

We found a new friend, Wyatt at the city market!

Mark throws up in Rob's pudding 28.01.2025

Rob throws his pudding at Mark

music talk from two creeps 25.01.2025

enjoy music talk from the creeps

Mark tips a jug of piss over and it hits Rob in the mouth 23.01.2025

Rob pisses on Mark when he's sleeping

NFL divisional breakdown plus the conference championship predictions 22.01.2025

NFL divisional talk plus conference championship breakdown

Rob times Mark's new speech to earthworms 20.01.2025

Rob tries to train earthworms to attack mark

sports Bastards solocast by Mark. ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK 16.01.2025

sports Bastards solocast by MARK...ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK

Topher and Mark go over the wild card playoff games and look ahead to the divisional games 16.01.2025

Topher and Mark go over the wildcard results and go over the divisional games

Mark bops rob on the nose with a sharp pencil 15.01.2025

Rob bops Mark on the nose with a sharp pencil

looks like someone got a brand new sports bastards, sorry about your luck. 10.01.2025

brand new sports bastards for your listening discomfort

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