Mark Wallace and Christopher P Kemner

Two Douchebags and a Microphone

Music EN ↓ 711 episodes

topic driven format with odd news stories, regular features and skits. kind of a morning show vibe with more raunchy humor because it's not governed by the FCC! please give us a listen and give us input at doucheb66@yahoo.com.

Author

Mark Wallace and Christopher P Kemner

Category

Music

Podcast website

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Latest episode

Jul 9, 2026

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Episodes

music talk from the creeps 12.04.2025

creepy music show.

Mark puts flakes of rust in robs ice tea 09.04.2025

robs ice tea tastes like rust flakes

Sports talk from two bastards 09.04.2025

two bastards talk sports

Mark buys a pet cockroach from Rob. 07.04.2025

Rob sells Mark a cockroach that the picked up in a corner.

creeps discussing music news 05.04.2025

music news and facts from two creeps

Rob's fishing lures look just like metal forks 04.04.2025

Rob bends forks trying to make homemade fishing lures, it doesn't work.

music talk from your favorite creeps 03.04.2025

music talk from the creeps

sports from the bastards 02.04.2025

sports talk from two bastards

Mark throws sewage at Rob 01.04.2025

Rob stomps on mark's groin area

more music talk from the creeps 27.03.2025

music talk from the creeps

Rob sells old socks to buy a hamster 27.03.2025

rob buys a hamster with old socks money

brand new sports bastards yay 26.03.2025

yup you read it here first, new sports bastards!

Mark and rob have several topics and pretty much crap 24.03.2025

crap and stuff

Mark is a bullshit magnet, more of his barrage of shit. Rob has some comments on current events, mark has some odd facts plus more 19.03.2025

Rob has commentary on news articles and Mark has more bullshit that was dumped on him.

discussion on the sad state of modern corporate radio, mark is injured again plus odd stories comical bits. 18.03.2025

discussion on the state of modern corporate radio, mark is injured again plus odd stories and comical pieces.

Mark looks for super powers after being shocked by jabbing a fork in a toaster 13.03.2025

Rob is convinced he has super powers after being bitten by a termite

Rob tears off marks big toenail. the bastard 11.03.2025

Rob eats marks big toenail as a joke.

music creeps talk music and other assorted bullshit 08.03.2025

Creeps talking music and other random bullshit

yay a brand new douchebags........... 06.03.2025

yay a brand new douchebags.......................................

NFL talk from the idiots 04.03.2025

Idiots talking NFL

Rob invents a new dance called the tumble 04.03.2025

mark tries out Rob's new dance the tumble.

NFL talk from the bastards 02.03.2025

NFL talk from the bastards

Rob puts icy hot on mark's ass crack 26.02.2025

mark screams in pain after Rob puts icy hot on his ass crack

music talk from the creeps 26.02.2025

what if's, music news and a giant air balloon lands close by

Mark is confuesed by the drive thru speaker, rob thinks it's a living creature 24.02.2025

Rob and Mark run off, not understanding the drive thru speaker wasn't a ghost speaking to them.

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