Two Chunks And A Hunk

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Smart House, but most importantly, we each take turns putting our feet in our mouths and saying the worst things we've ever said on our podcast. We've got that Night Time Recording energy in this one, and we may never recover. This episode contains spoilers for Smart House. Obviously. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Pr...

In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, we do some work for the James Bondiverse (that may have already been done), we play a riveting round of Movie Golf: Lower Score Wins, and we disagree about our first date story. Tune in every Monday for a new bite-size, zero calorie, full Chunk mini-sode! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Zenon: Girl Of The 21st Century, Jordan makes nachos, Carter can't skate, and Doz does a good talk. This episode contains spoilers for Zenon. Obviously. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, Extra Credit robs us of our mental faculties and leaves us grasping at straws when trying to remember the name of a Hugely Popular Nineties Sitcom. Don't worry though, we do manage to come up with about a dozen wrong names for the That's So Raven Sequel. Tune in every Monday for a new bite-size, zero calorie, full Chunk mini-sode! Advertising Inquiries: http...

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review The Luck of the Irish, but mostly we spend a fair amount of time talking about talent shows, lip synching, and Trader Joes. This episode contains spoilers for The Luck of the Irish. Obviously. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, we play journey down some seldom-traveled Rabbit Trolls, we wonder if NASCARS have horns, and we bring you the latest salacious details of our blood feud with Sabrina the Teenage Witch. Tune in every Monday for a new bite-size, zero calorie, full Chunk mini-sode! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

In this SURPRISE BONUS EPISODE of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Hocus Pocus, we find our Halloween spirit, and Carter refuses to drink coffee. This episode contains spoilers for Hocus Pocus. Obviously. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review The Silence of the Lambs (finally giving Carter a chance to talk about his favorite movie), we do lots of bad impressions (but it's no skin off our backs), and we discover that Buffalo Bill has been working on secret projects for Marvel and for Fashion. This episode contains spoilers for The Silence Of The Lambs. Obviously. Advertising Inquir...

In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, we play some Extra Credit. If you've listened before, you know how it goes. We cleanse our palates with some Rumpelstiltskin (a game that we literally can't lose), and we find out the exact boundaries for the size of a monster. Tune in every Monday for a new bite-size, zero calorie, full Chunk mini-sode! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Pr...

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Get Out, Jordan is very interested, Carter sings some acoustic guitar, and Doz discovers the ugly truth about Zordon's popularity. This episode contains spoilers for Get Out. Obviously. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, he slips through our fingers like water. We know he's there, at the fringes of our vision, the very perimeters of our perception, manifesting as a shimmering mirage that vanishes when we try to look more closely. We hear him whispering, calling to us across space and time, yet we are unable to listen. But you should listen. To this podcast. So you can hear us ro...

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review It Follows, Doz eats his spinach, Carter's running out of jumps, and Jordan suffers a potentially life-threatening injury at the hands of a Sour Patch Kid. This episode contains spoilers for It Follows. Obviously. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, the energy we've brought to the intro is all kinds of weird. You'd think after three years it would all be muscle memory, but that is clearly not the case. We're demonstrably flustered, we're shouting, and we're singing weird songs (which now that we write it out sounds like a pretty classic Mini-Monday). Tune in every Monday for a new bite-size,...

In this spooktacular episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review The Shining, we come up with several different metaphors (all at once) to assess the ScareFactor of a movie, and fully one third of us is physically incapable of doing a Jack Nicholson impression. This episode contains spoilers for The Shining. Obviously. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://...

In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, Jordan and Doz test their monster mettle against one another in the competitive task of costume compilation, and we celebrate the spookiest season with our spookiest soundbite. Tune in every Monday for a new bite-size, zero calorie, full Chunk mini-sode! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Knives Out, we celebrate some special anniversaries, and Mister E. makes his grand exit by giving away some merch. This episode contains spoilers for Knives Out. Obviously. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, we each reveal our top four ensemble casts, we continue to heap (mostly undue) praise at the feet of Fast and Furious, and the face off (or rather, axe off) that we've all been waiting for is finally here. Tune in every Monday for a new bite-size, zero calorie, full Chunk mini-sode! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://r...

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Zodiac, we think we caught the real Zodiac (or maybe that's just the placenta effect), and we get really bummed out about Dermot Mulroney. This episode contains spoilers for Zodiac. Obviously. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, Carter does a perfect impression, we "BAM" up a classic Mini-Monday game, and we make some bold and, frankly, long overdue changes to the Oreo brand. Tune in every Monday for a new bite-size, zero calorie, full Chunk mini-sode! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review The Fugitive, we wear special shirts for Twenties Boys, and we offer our definitive and unchanging opinion about fast food chicken. This episode contains spoilers for The Fugitive. Obviously. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

In the distance, you hear hooves thundering toward you. You squint, barely able to make out three silhouettes on horseback, each wearing a comically over-sized ten gallon hat. As their features come into focus, you recognize these boys. They're the three podcasting-est, prospectoring-est podboys you've ever seen. And they're here to whisk you off on a wild west adventure. One that will...

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Gone Girl, we reference Brink! again (we know you were worried it wouldn't come up), and we finally learn how to be funny after all these episodes. This episode contains spoilers for Gone Girl. Obviously. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, the boys encounter fearsome monsters at every turn. They are nearly "chalmped" by a Duneworm, their homes are aggressively improved upon by Tonathan Jaylor Jhomas, they are propelled through space and time by Adam-Sandler-With-That-Remote, and just when they believe they have completed this ghoulish gauntlet, what horror should greet their eyes than that gri...

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Clue, we discover the artistic merit of a well-timed balloon fart, and we are introduced to a mysterious man with phenomenal cosmic powers. This episode contains spoilers for Clue. Obviously. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, Carter introduces a brand new game. Which you'd think would be exciting, right? A new game, brimming with new possibilities; the promise of potential victory finally within our grasp. Yeah, right. If you think that we're going to be good at this new game, you haven't been paying attention. Tune in every Monday for a new bite-size, zero calorie, full Chun...