Two Book Bitches

Kat & Cass discuss the final part of the second book in the Blood and Ash Series: A Kingdom of Flesh and Fire by Jennifer L. Armentrout. Listen as Kat and Cass detail the inappropriate sexcapades of Poppy and Casteel. Discover a dick tingling secret and why Casteel is a caveman. Enjoy a sexy Poppy sandwich and find out exactly what she has on her mind. Finally, bask in the post-coital glow and...

Kat & Cass discuss the first part of the second book in the Blood and Ash Series: A Kingdom of Flesh and Fire by Jennifer L. Armentrout. Join Kat and Cass as they welcome the return of the butter knife and discuss who signed their death certificate very early on. Listen to Poppy the Virgo play 20 questions and discover the faucet people. Find out why Kat and Cass find everything weird and susp...

Kat & Cass interview author, artist, and all around wonderful human being, Diana Pinguicha, in this very special bonus episode! Join them as they chat about Diana's debut novel, A Curse of Roses, video games, the adorable cat sushi, and much more!  A Curse of Roses debuts on December 1st, 2020 and is available for pre-order! Please go support this amazing #ownvoices retelling of a Portugu...

Kat & Cass discuss the last part of the first book in the From Blood and Ash Series: From Blood and Ash by Jennifer L. Armentrout. Listen as Kat and Cass debate the merits of peaches, watermelon, and honeydew. Find out what wildly inappropriate scene may cause Poppy to need a chiropractor. Decide if Kat and Cass do, in fact, need therapy and learn about which body part needs to be perfectly pH...

Kat & Cass discuss the first part of the first book in the From Blood and Ash Series: From Blood and Ash by Jennifer L. Armentrout. Listen as Kat and Cass discuss Hawke's other sword and whether he is "the rock" or "the hard place" that Poppy is stuck between. Discover why Kat would never want to be the maiden and why Cass loves brooding men. Find out which endearment rivals "sweetheart" and "...

Kat & Cass discuss the iconic Harry Potter series written by Daniel Radcliffe. Listen as Kat and Cass proclaim their shameless love for all things Dramione. Discover which Harry Potter hill Kat will die on and what new fact she learns about Cass. Differentiate Book Ginny from Movie Ginny as Kat and Cass read passionate listener submissions condemning Movie Ginny for constantly tying Harry's sh...

Kat & Cass discuss the last half of the second book in the Serpent & Dove Series: Blood & Honey by Shelby Mahurin. Listen as Kat and Cass explain the merits of having women run the world, because they always have plans A through Z. Find out who is off their rocker and who needs to attend marriage counselling with Devereaux as the therapist. Discover why you should never attend a masque...

Kat & Cass discuss the first half of the second book in the Serpent & Dove Series: Blood & Honey by Shelby Mahurin. Listen as Kat and Cass argue over the meaning of "next Saturday" and wonder why they don't know any good French swear words. Cringe as Kat details horrible hair experiences and find out why she has an intense aversion to bangs. Join Kat and Cass as they rant about Luna fr...

Kat & Cass discuss the last half of the first book in the Serpent & Dove Series: Serpent & Dove by Shelby Mahurin. Listen as Kat and Cass discuss who is afraid of heights and what special item is on their Christmas wish list. Brace yourself for the return of the "roof dilemma" and discover the pitfalls of having sex outside in the middle of winter. Ponder the possibility of red-head sc...

Kat & Cass discuss the first half of the first book in the Serpent & Dove Series: Serpent & Dove by Shelby Mahurin. Listen as Kat and Cass discuss Brendan Fraser, Jeremy Renner, and how God could possibly be a woman. Discover who is a vanilla boy and uncover a shocking connection between Reid and The Shining. Join the wicked and manipulative women as they embark on a journey filled wit...

Kat & Cass discuss the final book in The Folk of the Air Trilogy: The Queen of Nothing by Holly Black. Listen as Kat and Cass discuss how faerie children are the product of bad parenting and no love. Uncover big misunderstandings and ruminate over Cardan's middle name which could very well be "Tail". Discover Jude's big power move and how when there's a murder, it's always the spouse. Finally,...

Kat & Cass discuss the second book in The Folk of the Air Trilogy: The Wicked King by Holly Black. Listen as Kat and Cass discuss the finer details of whiskey dick and whether Cardan is a grow-er or a show-er. Discover the 'Twins Charter of Rights' and who is always nervous and confused. Find out what Cass' conspiracy theory is and how Kat was rendered speechless by the (totally possible) idea...

Kat & Cass discuss the first book in The Folk of the Air Trilogy: The Cruel Prince by Holly Black. Listen to Kat and Cass struggle to pronounce virtually every name in this book. Discuss the finer details of Cardan's tail and discover the mental gymnastics that Cass performed to understand the political plot. Find out what Kat and Cass would hate to leave behind if they were taken away to Faer...

Kat & Cass discuss the final part of Crescent City: House of Earth and Blood by Sarah J. Maas. Listen to Kat and Cass barely get through recording this episode without bursting into tears. Find out why everyone is so confused and who ends up dead, dead versus just regular dead. Join Kat and Cass as they delve into the mysteries of Atlantis and El Dorado. Finally, grab your tissues and vacuum c...

Kat & Cass discuss the second part of Crescent City: House of Earth and Blood by Sarah J. Maas. Listen to Kat and Cass simp over Hunt Athalar for an hour and a half. Find out why Kat and Cass hate eggs and gun-carrying wolf shifters. Discover if you're team "sweetheart" or team "darling" in a debate that almost ended eight years of friendship. Finally, stay tuned until the end of the episode t...

Kat & Cass discuss the first part of Crescent City: House of Earth and Blood by Sarah J. Maas. Learn about Greece and Roman antiquities from two women who have no authority to teach you anything. Listen as the Scooby-Doo gang solves a good ole' mystery and what it would feel like to hug a tree trunk. Find out Kat and Cass' deepest fears and discover a brand new sexual tension rating system. &n...

Kat & Cass discuss Midnight Sun by Stephenie Meyer. Find out the one difference between Breaking Dawn and Midnight Sun. Discover how no one but Stephenie Meyer could make them buy the same book three separate times. Learn about new words like "unselfish" and "thinkception". Listen to Kat and Cass dissect Edward's questionable outfit choices. Finally, get yourself a guardian vampire. Tune in ne...

Kat & Cass discuss A Court of Frost and Starlight, a novella by Sarah J. Maas in their first ever bonus episode. Find who Kat and Cass would cast in a movie adaptation of the series. Discover who is hot coffin dust and who is in the band of misfits. Listen as Kat and Cass once again struggle with simple concepts such as musical instruments. Finally, sit down and bang your husband because we're...

Kat & Cass discuss the second part of the third book in Sarah J. Maas' trilogy: A Court of Wings and Ruin. Listen to Kat and Cass discuss a theory linking a Disney movie to this entire book series. Find out if Cass passes Kat's vibe check. Discover how low the bar is set for Tamlin and whether or not he is a triple agent. Finally, uncover the true name of the Suriel: Chicken Cloakenson. Tune i...

Kat & Cass discuss the first part of the third book in Sarah J. Maas' trilogy: A Court of Wings and Ruin. Listen to Kat and Cass discuss their learning styles and how much they miss Rhys. Find out if cauldrons can be fixed by putting them in rice. Frustrations grow over maps, directions, and compasses before daddies Azriel and Cassian save the day. Finally, discover why war-time bl*wjobs shoul...

Kat & Cass discuss the second part of the second book in Sarah J. Maas' trilogy: A Court of Mist and Fury. Listen to Kat and Cass discuss how soup becomes sexy and how glow stick juice can really rekindle a relationship. Learn the difference between an inch and a centimetre. Find out who was feasted on and the most comfortable roof type to have some fun on. Finally, discover why nude is always...

Kat & Cass discuss the first half of the second book in Sarah J. Maas' trilogy: A Court of Mist and Fury. Listen to Kat & Cass lament the lack of anatomical terminology in YA literature. Discover who has immaculate timing and who has Golden Retriever energy. Find out how one can be both beautiful and creepy at the same time and which pronunciation Kat & Cass agree on. Finally, snack wi...

Kat & Cass discuss the first book in Sarah J. Maas' trilogy: A Court of Thorns and Roses. Listen to Kat & Cass disagree on just about every name pronunciation in this book. Discover who Amarantha is and why she is a lucky woman. Find out Kat & Cass' fake names and why you should always have a fake name prepared for emergency situations. Finally, prepare your butterknives and your chick...

Kat & Cass discuss the final book in Stephenie Meyer's saga: Breaking Dawn. Listen to Kat & Cass rant about the abysmal 30% statistic as they examine the mechanics of human-vampire sex. Consider how venom is extracted from vampires and ponder the effects of venom on a condom. Find out what vampire powers Kat & Cass would have and how long they think a 100-year-old vampire would last in...

Kat & Cass discuss the third book in Stephenie Meyer's saga: Eclipse. Take a shot every time you hear Kat & Cass say "mhm". Find out the difference between South America and the South of America. Discover why it's so hard to be hot and ponder how a 6'10" man can whittle a tiny wolf. Enjoy an awkward sex talk and find out who's dick Bella would die for. Tune in next Wednesday for the final...