Two Book Bitches

Kat & Cass discuss theories for the entire Sarah J. Maas Universe of books: A Court of Thorns and Roses Series, Throne of Glass Series, and Crescent City Series. Discover shadow powers and who would have a field day with a modern weapon. Make some mates along the way and find out why Cass hates the term "love triangle". Indulge in some brilliant marketing and read what you want. Fina...

Kat & Cass discuss the entire Throne of Glass series. Ring some small bells and find out which character likes to do it for the plot. Meet everyone's fae-sone and find out which character has no chill. Set fire to the rain and participate in just girly things. Take down Erawan, the evil grocery store, with a full cast of hot characters just fucking shit up. Finally, put on your evil friend...

Kat & Cass discuss the final chapters of House of Sky and Breath. Enter the chaos that is the last chapters of any SJM novel. Manifest and realize that being delulu is the solulu. Let TikTok run your life and figure out everyone's M.O. Defend Hel's diet and find out what possible Crescent City name Kat hates. Finally, practice your villain's monologue, eat some bread, and open your...

Kat & Cass discuss chapters 65-70 of House of Sky and Breath. Skim battle scenes and increase your imagination budget. Dive straight into the Mariana's Trench and side sit, Little Mermaid style. Try your best to remember Olivia Roderigo lyrics and beg SJM for a Midgard globe. Finally, save the pets, poof off your clothes, and enter the matrix in this amends making episode. What's next?...

Kat & Cass discuss Iron Flame part 2 by Rebecca Yarros. Join us for a Sorrengail sibling reunion vacation and wear your favourite fantasy ball gown. Find out why Kat and Cass would rather be Bob the Builder and college drop outs. Use your big girl brain for once and welcome Hiccup from How to Train Your Dragon to Basgiath. Finally, put on your mood rings, connect the dots, and blink twice if y...

Kat & Cass discuss chapters 57-64 of House of Sky and Breath by Sarah J. Maas. Visit the beautiful country of Lithuania and search for the Maasiverse Bible. Enter your Saturn Return year and attend yet another masquerade ball. Get angry over the lack of names and tell Savannah that he's a good man. Finally, forget how to draw a star, and become best friends in this slightly mean episode. W...

Kat & Cass discuss part 1 of Iron Flame by Rebecca Yarros. Suffer through the last month of the month (yes, it's typed right) and find your emotional support bone. Enter your hater era and discover some favourite places to cry. Learn about the absolute lie that hibernation is and ponder the hottest thing a man can do. Finally, bury your turtles, sniff a candle, and take this episode at a b...

Kat & Cass discuss chapters 48-56 of House of Sky and Breath by Sarah J. Maas. Listen up as Two Big Idiots discuss all the clues and subtle hints they missed. Enjoy the mental image of Medusa and a hot Voldemort. Take a whiff of the smelly effects of the mating bond and decide on your signature scent. Experience oxygen deficiency and find out which name is stupid. Finally, stuff your coffers,...

Kat & Cass discuss The Hunger Games and The Ballad of Songbirds & Snakes by the amazing Suzanne Collins. Question your morals as you fall in love with the villainous white boy of the month, Coriolanus Snow. Mature with Cass as she realizes that Peeta was the right choice all along. Celebrate with Kat as she correctly remembers the origin of the three finger salute. Experience Mandela effec...

Kat & Cass discuss chapters 42-47 of House of Sky and Breath by Sarah J. Maas. Enjoy an episode of Love is Blind: Crescent City Edition and fall in love, sight unseen. Flip flop into a sarcophagus and yearn for the time of Shakespearean insults. Welcome the return of velvet steel and find out which brain cell Kat and Cass are sharing today. Finally, try not to sexport and keep your social insu...

Kat & Cass discuss chapters 34-41 of House of Sky and Breath by Sarah J. Maas. Solve the crime of who B-and-E-ed and take a look in the mirror. Wonder if its a mating bond or just indigestion. Press yourselves against walls and pretend the floor is lava. Discover who has Airtags on them and what keeps us up at night. Finally, grab your block of cheese, hard bread, and deep dive into the longes...

Kat & Cass discuss chapters nine to seventeen of House of Sky and Breath by Sarah J Maas. Listen in to find out who doesn't get a family and friends discount and who needs to be calling HR. Debate the merits of the Critically Acclaimed Avatar the Last Airbender vs. Blue People Avatar. Discover whose hair is full of secrets and who accidentally scissored. Finally, hold on to that hope for t...

Kat & Cass (Taylor's Version) discuss The Music Industry: Taylor Swift herself and somehow find small ways to relate it to books to stay on brand. Discover who is a deranged fan and whether or not Eras Tour tickets have been acquired (spoiler, they haven't been). Listen to lists of song lyrics and keep a cry count in your notes app. Ride for the Queen In The North and celebrate the sum...

Kat & Cass discuss Fourth Wing by Rebecca Yarros. Reminisce about past book eras and every book girl's reading trajectory. Find out who the BFD is and which men can actually take your breath away. Be led astray and window shop for your riders as you participate in American Ninja Warriors. Bring it back to Twilight with Alice Cullen, Bella Swan, and the werewolves. Finally, check your pronu...

Kat & Cass discuss Manacled, a Harry Potter fanfiction, by SenLinYu. Start off nice and easy with costume conundrums, Kardashian bashes, and Hailey Bieber. Immediately question Kat's life choices for reading Manacled as her first fanfiction. Start a tally for how many times Cass cries during the episode and then take a little break with some dragons and Shrek. Finally, read the tags, dry y...

Kat & Cass discuss chapters 25-33 of House of Sky and Breath. Put your judgement aside and get ready to listen to not-real words. Find out new ways to use lightening and what L-word people love to say under duress (hint: it's not lice). Weigh the pros and cons of Grim Reapers vs. Dementors and discover who was immaculately conceived. Finally, grab your crocodiles, hop on your dolphins, and...

Kat & Cass discuss the Ali Hazelwood Universe. Share concern for Ali's sleep schedule and for the teenie tiny pixies. Question, once again, if therapy is needed or if its totally fine to like hot (but mean) men. Entertain surprise guest appearances from Kylo Ren, Rey, and the entire cast of Harry Potter. Endure two traumatic book events and suffer as Cass explains what an Omegaverse is in...

Kat & Cass discuss chapters 18-24 of House of Sky and Breath. Prepare yourselves for a journey of self discovery - are you a spooky bitch or a fall bitch? Visit Monica's apartment and gush over secret compartments. Take a guess at which dragon Pepper looks at and celebrate Threshing Day. Finally, follow the SJM crumbs and do it for the plot in this double dead episode. What's next? The...

Kat & Cass discuss Red, White, and Royal Blue for a hot second before diving straight into The Summer I Turned Pretty. Listen in as Kat and Cass rant about remakes and how impossible it is to find Santal 33. Find out about the new version of Team Edward vs. Team Jacob and who doesn't have a frontal lobe. Discover who would have been a menace to society and who was tired of Belly's flip...

Kat & Cass discuss the never ending prologue and the first eight chapters of House of Sky and Breath by Sarah J Maas. Tune in as Kat and Cass discuss their latest disappearance and update you on what's next for the podcast. Lament the inconvenience of light up body parts and wings in condos. Fondly reminisce about Pangea and how Kat and Cass can't seem to pronounce anything right. Find...

Kat & Cass discuss where in the world they have been these last few months. Join the Two Book Bitches for an honest episode discussing topics such as burn out, the pandemic, and mental health struggles. On a lighter note, they also chat about the books they've been reading, the shows they've been watching, releases they're looking forward to, and other positive things. Thanks for sticking arou...

Kat & Cass discuss the final part of A Crown of Gilded Bones by Jennifer L. Armentrout. Listen as Kat and Cass once again debate whether The Nightmare Before Christmas is a Halloween movie or a Christmas movie. Take a trip into Kat and Cass' notes-app baby name list and find out which name Kat veto-ed. Decide what foods are fantasy novel acceptable and join the girls as they finally goggle wha...

Kat & Cass interview author, voiceover actress, world builder, and wonderful human, Rachanee Lumayno, in this very special bonus episode! Join them as they chat about Rachanee's new novel, "Heir of Amber and Fire", fantasy world building, magic construction, voiceover work, and so much more. Heir of Amber and Fire debuted on March 12th, 2021. The first novel in the Kingdom Legacy series follow...

Kat & Cass discuss the second part of A Crown of Gilded Bones by Jennifer L. Armentrout. Listen as Kat and Cass discuss Rom Com endings and the problems with Bachelor in Paradise. Find out why Cass is crying over small dragons and why Kat has a bone to pick with scent descriptions in books. Discover another weird thing that Kat and Cass used to do as children. Rejoice in the resurgence of the...

Kat & Cass interview authors, editors, dynamic duo, and amazing humans, P.C. and Kristin Cast in this very special bonus episode! Join them as they chat about the Casts' new novel, "Spells Trouble", The House of Night, the writing and editing process, and so much more. Spells Trouble debuted on May 25th, 2021. Mercy and Hunter battle mythological creatures and try to navigate grief in the first no...