Two Average Chimps

Comedy EN ↓ 90 episodes

Matt and Mike are two friends sitting in a garage having absurd, quasi-intellectual, and sometimes funny conversations about life in their forties, all whilst having a drink or three.

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Two Average Chimps

Episodes

S2 Ep 7 - Hockey Tourney Shenanigans 15.03.2023 1:02:27

Matt and Mike molest the microphones and chat about flagrant douchebaggery and hockey tourney shenanigans all whilst sipping Jameson Irish Whiskey Stout Edition finished in craft beer barrels.

S2 Ep6 - Hotboxing Elevators and the Wonders of GPS 25.02.2023 1:04:06

Matt and Mike molest the microphones and discuss everything from Hotboxing Elevators to the wonders of GPS all whilst sipping Fearless Wheat Whiskey.

S2 Ep5 - February Holidays 16.02.2023 1:02:45

Mike and Matt molest the microphones and chat about February holidays all whilst sipping Dubliner Irish Whiskey Aged in Bourbon Casks.

S2 Ep4 - Have Chimps, Will Travel 31.01.2023 1:06:32

Matt and Mike molest the microphones and chat about traveling and dealing with the public at large all whilst sipping Adictivo Doble Repasado Tequila.

S2 Ep3 - Chimps at the Movies 24.01.2023 1:06:32

Mike and Matt molest the microphones and discuss their take on the Movies all whilst sipping Breckinridge Colorado Bourbon Whiskey.

S2 Ep 2 - Two Chimps Walk Into a Bar 17.01.2023 1:03:51

Mike and Matt molest the microphones and chat like two chimps hanging out in the bar all whilst sipping Elijah Craig Kentucky Straight Rye Whiskey.

S2 E1 Happy New Year! 06.01.2023 1:03:27

Matt and Mike molest the microphones and discus all things New Years 2023 all whilst sipping Fistful of Bourbon straight bourbon whiskey.

Episode 33 - Christmas Time 22.12.2022 1:03:27

Mike and Matt molest the microphones and reminisce about Christmas Time, all whilst sipping Jameson Cold Brew Coffee Whiskey

Episode 32 - Pick One 09.12.2022 1:14:19

Mike and Matt molest the microphones and play a game of “Pick One” all whilst sipping Redemption Straight Rye Whiskey

Episode 31 - Thanksgiving 30.11.2022 1:10:04

Mike and Matt molest the microphones and discuss all things Thanksgiving all whilst sipping Tullamore Dew Irish Whiskey

Episode 30 - What If 17.11.2022 1:10:04

Mike and Matt molest the microphones and play a round of “What If” all whilst sipping Real McCoy Single Blended Rum.

Episode 29 - Dad Jokes 03.11.2022 1:11:31

Mike and Matt molest the microphones and tell Dad Jokes at nauseam all whilst drinking Glenlivet 12 Year Single Malt Scotch Whiskey.

Episode 28 - Halloween 27.10.2022 1:04:59

Matt and Mike molest the microphones and discuss all things Halloween whilst sipping Empress 1908 Indigo Gin.

Episode 27 - We’re Becoming Our Parents 13.10.2022 1:06:13

Mike and Matt molest the microphones and come to realize they are becoming their parents all whilst sipping Monkey Shoulder Blended Scotch Whiskey Batch 27.

Episode 26 - Weird Current Events 06.10.2022 1:08:02

Matt and Mike molest the microphones and discuss weird but true current events all whilst sipping Makers Mark Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whiskey.

Episode 25 - Chimp Bafoonery 22.09.2022 1:10:48

Mike and Matt molest the microphones and delve into Chimp Bafoonery all whilst sipping Jack Daniel’s Gentleman Jack Double Mellowed Tennessee Whiskey.

Episode 24 - Back to School 15.09.2022 1:07:00

Matt and Mike molest the microphones and talk about the end of summer and going back to school all whilst drinking Ammunition Straight Bourbon Whiskey finished in Cabernet Sauvignon barrels

Episode 23 - Would You Rather Round 2 01.09.2022 1:07:51

Matt and Mike molest the microphones and play a second round of ‘Would You Rather’ all whilst sipping Rebel 100 Kentucky Straight Bourbon.

Episode 22 - Desert Island 25.08.2022 1:12:43

Mike and Matt molest the microphones and discuss being stranded on a desert island all whilst drinking Chicken Cock Kentucky Straight Bourbon.

Episode 21 - All Things Food 04.08.2022 1:08:49

Mike and Matt molest the mics and discuss all things food whilst drinking Uncle Nearest 1884 Whiskey.

Episode 20 - Speed Rack Questions 27.07.2022 1:03:47

Matt and Mike molest the microphones and celebrate 20 Episodes and play a game of Speed Rack Questions, all whilst sipping Buffalo Trace Kentucky Straight Bourbon.

Episode 19 - Worst Case Scenarios 14.07.2022 1:04:52

Mike and Matt molest the microphones and discuss worse case scenarios, all whilst drinking Stillhouse Black Bourbon Whiskey.

Episode 18 - Summertime 30.06.2022 1:08:56

Mike and Matt molest the microphones and discuss Summertime all whilst drinking High West Double Rye Whiskey.

Episode 17 - Obnoxious Parents 23.06.2022 1:06:28

Mike and Matt molest the microphones and take the June Madness 80’s Movies brackets to the finals and discuss obnoxious parents all whilst drinking Bowman’s small batch Virginia bourbon whiskey.

Episode 16 - Father’s Day 16.06.2022 1:01:36

Matt and Mike molest the microphones and reach the sweet 16 of the June Madness 80’s Movies bracket and spend some time jabbering about Father’s Day, all whilst drinking Small Batch Good Fucking Bourbon whiskey.