Two Assholes and a Mic

Send us Fan Mail In S2E8 , we fight through a little technical chaos after part of the audio decides not to cooperate, but we still manage to cover a weirdly solid mix of topics. We get into spam calls, bank rates, random financial thoughts, weather, old memories, Lego builds, editing, backyard wildlife, scrap metal, and the usual side tangents that take on a life of their own. Even with the glitc...

Send us Fan Mail In S2E7 , we catch up on everything that’s changed over the last couple of years — retirement, moving, new jobs, side hustles, and the weird turns life has taken since the first run of the podcast. From there, we drift into house drama, Bush League updates, the legendary backyard phallus, suspicious headlines, insider trading talk, and a few conspiracy-leaning rabbit holes that ta...

Send us Fan Mail In S2E6 , we get into gas prices, oil drilling, and the kind of everyday stuff that makes you wonder why everything has to cost so damn much. We also talk through a possible update on the house situation, react to the UK’s tobacco crackdown, and somehow end up bouncing into Lego, burgers, English food, and the usual random side roads along the way. It’s another episode full of rea...

Send us Fan Mail In S2E5 , we bounce between everyday chaos and current events as we talk about journaling, runaway dogs, work frustrations, suspicious headlines, retirement age debates, and the random stuff that always seems to find its way into the conversation. We also get into burgers, wings, mustache maintenance, and the kind of side tangents that somehow make perfect sense for us. It’s anoth...

Send us Fan Mail  In S2E4 , we dive into a brutally frustrating house-buying setback after a seller pulls out late in the process hoping for more money. From there, the conversation shifts into everything from long commutes and daily routines to current headlines, conspiracy-adjacent questions, cancer research, ancient dental work, and the growing importance of Robby’s now-legendary notepad. It’s...

Send us Fan Mail S2E3 is another laid-back, off-the-rails conversation as we bounce through babysitting chaos, dogs being dogs, podcast plans, metal detecting finds, work frustrations, random weather talk, Lego obsession, and an unexpected debate about Fight Club . It’s the usual mix of sarcasm, stories, and completely unplanned tangents that somehow all work together.  Support the show

Send us Fan Mail Season 2 is here. After nearly two years away, Two Assholes in a Mic is back and finding its groove again. We return with the same off-the-rails chemistry, but with a slightly new direction — more current events, more live content, possible guest appearances, and the same random tangents that made the show what it is. Same same, but different.  Support the show

Send us Fan Mail S2E2: Purgatory starts with the idea that life can feel like some kind of punishment zone, then spirals into the kind of conversation that makes the title make even more sense — work frustrations, aging, dogs, random everyday annoyances, Lego cities, weird memories, and thoughts about time travel and déjà vu. It’s unfiltered, funny, and relatable in the way real conversations usua...