Two and a Half Citizens

The “Two and a Half Citizens” Zen, Pabs and Ruben joke about and discuss SPOTIFY WRAPPED WORLD CUP BALENCIAGAGATE YE ON ALEX JONES/ TIM POOL SAWEETIE ALBUM SALES PRODUCER ALBUMS(Metro Boomin album review) USE OF DEADLY ROBOTS FOR POLICE NIKE LAWSUITS Listen to the Podcast on https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/two-and-a-half-citizens/id1543275560?i=1000508592129 https://open.spotify.com/show/3Iz...

The “Two and a Half Citizens” Zen, Pabs and Ruben joke about and discuss WAKANDA FOREVER REVIEW BEER IS BANNED AT THE WORLD CUP! DAVE CHAPPELL’S SNL MONLOUGE YOUNG ENTREPRENEURS LIVE NATION TICKET MASTER AND TAYLOR SWIFTS TOUR DISASTER TWITTER SHUTTING DOWN?! HOW IS ELON HANDLING TWITTER DONALD TRUMP ANNOUNCES HE IS RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT IN 2024 MMA UPDATE F1 DRAMA UPDATE HISPANIC THANKSGIVINGS Li...

The “Two and a Half Citizens” Zen, Pabs and Ruben joke about and discuss MATRESS MACK WINS 75 MILLION DOLLARS THE BURGER DEBATE JUKEBOX BATTLES INTRODUCING THE NEWEST CITIZEN VOTING IN THE MID TERMS TED CRUZ GETS HIT WITH BEER CAN DURING ASTROS PARADE FOXES ARE REAL?! CROWD WORK IN STAND UP COMEDY ADIDAS SET TO USE YEEZY DESIGNS REBRANDED AS EARLY AS 2023 LACK OF INVESTIGATION BEHIND TAKEOFF ACCID...

The “Two and a Half Citizens” Zen, Pablo and Ruben joke about and discuss TAKEOFF GETS TRAGICALLY KILLED IN HOUSTON DRAKE AND 21 SAVAGE “HER LOSS” ALBUM ELON CHARGING $8 A MONTH FOR TWITTER JAKE PAUL BEATS ANDERSON SILVA MATTRESS MACK GOES OFF ON PHILLIES FANS ASTROS WIN THE WORLD SERIES Listen to the Podcast on https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/two-and-a-half-citizens/id1543275560?i=100050859...

The “Two and a Half Citizens” Zen, Pablo and Ruben joke about and discuss WORLD SERIES UPDATE HOUSTON ASTROS VS PHILADELPHIA PHILLIES CELEBRATING A WIN FOR THE CITY OF HOUTON SENDING CLOTHES TO MEXICO KANYE GETS ESCORTED OUT OF UNINVITED MEETING WITH SKETCHERS YEEZY X SHAPEUPS? KANYE’S ANTISEMITIC COMMENTS WHO ARE FACEBOOK USERS?! ATLANTA RECAP TASTE IN STYLE Listen to the Podcast on https://podca...

The “Two and a Half Citizens” Zen and Pablo joke about and discuss SALESMAN “ACCIDENTALLY” CALLS NEIGHBOR “N” WORD DO PEOPLE REALLY GET “CANCELLED”? DABABY “BLACKBALLED” BY INDUSTRY DABABY CLAIMS HE HOOKED UP WITH MEG THE STALLION ARTIST GROWING AND EVOLVING ASAP ROCKY DROPPING SOON? WHAT IF ROCKY SIGNS TO ROC NATION? DESUS AND MERO BREAK UP WHAT ALBUMS HAVE REPLAY VALUE?! ADAM LAVINE CHEATING SCA...

The “Two and a Half Citizens” Zen and Pablo joke about and discuss LAST MINUTE EVENTS FANTASY FOOTBALL RAY J VS KARDASHIANS KANYE VS ADIDAS KANYE VS GAP KANYE DOESN’T READ DJ AKADEMIKS VS EBRO RIP THE QUEEN RIP PNB ROCK Listen to the Podcast on https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/two-and-a-half-citizens/id1543275560?i=1000508592129 https://open.spotify.com/show/3Iz2eMDtE2bT8Nqsh7FxBW?si=IRGDZVNe...

The “Two and a Half Citizens” Zen and Pablo joke about and discuss PABLO’S FIRST KAREN STORY MALE MASSEUSES?! “MO” NETFLIX REVIEW REPRESENTS HOUSTON CLUBS NOT LETTING IN DUNKS/JORDANS WILLOWBROOK NAPKIN POISONING NEEDING A GUN IN HOUSTON HOUSTON GUN SAFETY GOD DID (DJ KHALED AND ENTIRE INDUSTRY) ALBUM REVIEW OFFSET FROM MIGOS SUES LABEL QUALITY CONTROL CAPITOL RECORDS SIGNS AND DROPS FIRST AI RAPP...

The “Two and a Half Citizens” Zen and Marlo joke about and discuss CATCHING UP WITH MARLO RAY SOCIAL MEDIA AND COMEDY WHAT IS CONSIDERED A COMEDIAN INTRODUCING MARLO TO ANDREW TATE ANDREW TATE BANNED FROM VARIOUS SOCIAL MEDIA SITES CENSORSHIP AND THE SLIPPERY SLOPE CENSORSHIP IN COMEDY FORCED DIVERSITY IN ART WHY DO GUYS WEAR THINGS TO IMPRESS OTHER GUYS?! Listen to the Podcast on https://podcasts...

The “Two and a Half Citizens” Zen and Pablo joke about and discuss YOUTUBER FIGHT TALK (JAKE PAUL VS KSI) BEYONCE CHANGES LYRIC OVER BACKLASH FROM UK DISNEY+ NOW HAS MORE GLOBAL USERS THAN NETFLIX HILLIARY CLINTON PUSHING MERCH THE STATE OF MEXICO IS WILD CDC REMOVES GUIDELINES FOR SOCIAL DISTANCING AND QUARANTINE WHO ASKS PEOPLE NOT TO HARM MONKEYS IN RESPONSE TO MONKEYPOX MONKEYPOX NAME CHANGE?!...

The “Two and a Half Citizens” Zen and Pablo joke about and discuss TRIPS WITH MARRIED COUPLES WHY ARE ALL NEW ALBUM DANCE ALBUMS?!? MEDIA’S MONKEYPOX STRATEGY THE GREAT RESET?! HOUSTON’S MALL TIER LIST WHERE TO MIGRATE TO IF AMERICA FALLS Listen to the Podcast on https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/two-and-a-half-citizens/id1543275560?i=1000508592129 https://open.spotify.com/show/3Iz2eMDtE2bT8Nq...

The “Two and a Half Citizens” Zen and Pablo joke about and discuss ERCOT SAYING KEEP IT AT 78!?! ALIENS YOUTUBE SPECIALS VS MAJOR STREAMING COMEDY SPECIALS BILL BURR SPECIAL ANDREW SCHULZ’ PPV COMEDY SPECIAL NBA YOUNGBOY BEATS CALI GUN FED CASE FULTON COUNTY DA SAYS 2 MORE HIGH PROFILE RAP ARTIST WILL GET RICO WITHIN 60 DAYS DRAKE RUMORED TO HAVE BEEN ARRESTED ABROAD KODAK BLACK ARRESTED FOR DRUG...

The “Two and a Half Citizens” Zen and Pablo joke about and discuss DRAKE’S NEW ALBUM F2 DRIVER FIRED FOR SAYING THE “N” WORD IS THE US A LIABILITY FOR INTERNATIONAL ENTERTAINMENT? GUN’S RIGHT VS WOMENS RIGHTS THE PRICE OF GAS AND WHAT IT MEANS FOR US Listen to the Podcast on https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/two-and-a-half-citizens/id1543275560?i=1000508592129 https://open.spotify.com/show/3Iz...

The “Two and a Half Citizens” Zen and Roman with Joe Navarro (@thejoecosity) joke about and discuss DOING PODCASTS AND COMEDY JOE NAVARRO’S BACKGROUND THE HOUSTON COMEDY SEEN PRE/POST PANDEMIC IS COMEDY THERAPY? GETTING BUMPED AS AN OPEN MIC COMEDIAN Listen to the Podcast on https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/two-and-a-half-citizens/id1543275560?i=1000508592129 https://open.spotify.com/show/3Iz...

The “Two and a Half Citizens” Zen and Pablo joke about and discuss LOOKING UP OUR ANCESTRY DJ AKADEMICS AUDIO CIRCULATING ABOUT 17 YO GIRLS SOUNDS WILD HALF OF JUSTIN BIEBER’S FACE BEING PARALYZED NLE CHOPPA SAYS HE HAS THE CURE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER NLE CHOPPA VS DJ VLAD ADIDAS RIPS OFF KANYE KIM K. RUINS MARILYN MONROE’S DRESS Listen to the Podcast on https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/two-and-a-...

The “Two and a Half Citizens” Zen and Pablo joke about and discuss STILL LISTENING TO R . KELLY R. KELLY NOT GETTING INVITED TO EPSTEIN’S ISLAND YOUTUBE SPECIALS VS MAINSTREAM STREAMING SPECIALS TRANSGENDER JOKES IN COMEDY COMPANIES MAKING MONEY OFF MINORITY BASED HOLIDAYS WALMART JUNETEENTH ICE CREAM LARRY HOOVER NOT GETTING RELEASED AFTER DRAKE AND YE CONCERT JOHN MULANEY BACKLASH AFTER BRINGING...

The “Two and a Half Citizens” Zen and Pablo joke about and discuss JOHNNY DEPP VS AMBER HEARD TRIAL OVER KIM K WAS JUST DTF PETE DAVIDSON PABLO GOT FINESSED BY A WINERY DIFFERENT TYPES OF HISPANICS YSL RICO CASE UPDATE JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE SALES ENTIRE MUSIC DISCOGRAPHY FOR $100 MILLION HOW TO FROW AS AN ARTIST UVALDE POLICE RESPONDED TERRIBLY TO TEXAS SCHOOL SHOOTING Listen to the Podcast on https:/...

The “Two and a Half Citizens” Zen and Pablo joke about and discuss KENDALL JENNER PRO CUCUMBER SLICER DAVE CHAPPELLE’S ATTACKER ACCUSED OF ATTEMPTED MURDER BLM ORG FOUNDER GIVES THEIR OWN FAMILY MILLIONS PETE DAVIDSON LEAVING SNL YE TATTOO TATTOOING SIGNIFICANT OTHERS NAMES THE HISTORY WE’RE NOT TOLD ABOUT IN SCHOOL IS THE POLITICAL LINE MOVING?! ELONGATE ELON GETS ACCUSED OF SEXUAL MISCONDUCT Lis...

The “Two and a Half Citizens” Zen and Pablo joke about and discuss YSL’s RICO case New Music Kendrick Album Review Kevin Samuels passes away And More!! Listen to the Podcast on https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/two-and-a-half-citizens/id1543275560?i=1000508592129 https://open.spotify.com/show/3Iz2eMDtE2bT8Nqsh7FxBW?si=IRGDZVNeTk2z_QE1BgKdOQ Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/twoandahalf...

The “Two and a Half Citizens” Zen and Pablo joke about and discuss Dave Chappelle getting attacked Is Will Smith responsible for recent attacks on comedians Dr. Strange New era of heckler? New Album Reviews Pete Davidson allegedly tattoos Kim K’s kids initials on himself F1 predictions Listen to the Podcast on https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/two-and-a-half-citizens/id1543275560?i=10005085921...

The “Two and a Half Citizens” Zen and Pablo joke about and discuss Sean’s standup career Stud Collecting Pressure asa stand up in Houston The fear of people attacking comedians @seanmicheals94 Listen to the Podcast on https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/two-and-a-half-citizens/id1543275560?i=1000508592129 https://open.spotify.com/show/3Iz2eMDtE2bT8Nqsh7FxBW?si=IRGDZVNeTk2z_QE1BgKdOQ Follow us on...

The “Two and a Half Citizens” Zen and Pablo joke about and discuss KEEPING UP WITH THE NEW KARDASHIANS FIRST WEEK ALBUM SALES ARE WE TOO OLD FOR NEW RAPPERS!?! PRESSING CHARGES WHEN YOU GET PRESSED?!?! MIKE TYSON ASSAULTS FAN IN AIRPLANE ATLANTA REVIEW DABABY SHOOTS INTRUDER IN HIS HOME DABABY GETTING PRESSED FOR CLOUT!?! POOH SHIESTY GETS SENTENCED TO 5 YEARS IN PRISON A$AP ROCKY GETS ARRESTED FO...

The “Two and a Half Citizens” Zen and Pablo joke about and discuss WHAT KIDS LISTEN TO NOW VS OLDER GEN OLD GEN INTERNET PARENTS ONLINE THINGS WE HID FROM OUR PARENTS GIFT GIVING FOR THE BOYS ARE WE MATERIALISTIC?! MALE BIRTH CONTROL HOW MUCH TESTOSTERONE DO WE NEED THO?! CHRIS ROCKS NEXT MOVES FOLLOWING THE SLAP WHAT HOUSES SHOW PRIVILEGE?! Listen to the Podcast on https://podcasts.apple.com/us/p...

The “Two and a Half Citizens” Zen and Pablo joke about and discuss YE TRYING TO KEEP THE NEWS GOING WILL SMITH SLAPS CHRIS ROCK LIVE ON THE OSCARS BEST WILL SMITH AND CHRIS ROCK SLAPPING MEMES WHO WOULD WILL SMITH NOT SLAP? BOOTLEG MOVIES IN MEXICAN HOUSEHOLDS HOW STREAMING KILLED THE DVD “HOEFLATION” HOW ONLYFANS BECAME NORMALIZED COLBY COVINGTON PRESSING CHARGES AGAINST MASVIDAL CHRIS ROCK NOT P...

The “Two and a Half Citizens” Zen and Pablo joke about and discuss LOOSE CHANGE LIL DURK ALBUM REVIEW KIM KARDASHIAN UNDER FIRE FOR TELLING PEOPLE TO WORK HARD SKETE RESPONDS TO YE KIM KARDASHIAN AND PETE DAVIDSON INSTAGRAM OFFICIAL ELON MUSK CHALLENGES PUTIN TO DUEL FOR UKRAINE PUTIN DEATH THREATS ARE ALLOWED BUT SOCIAL MEDIAS Listen to the Podcast on https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/two-and...