Two and a Half Citizens

The “Two and a Half Citizens” Zen, Pabs and Ruben joke about and discuss TRUMP AND KAMALA DEBATE DIDDY CHARGES IS DIDDY GUILTY TRUMP ASSASSINATION ATTEMPT F1 EVENT IN HOUSTON

The “Two and a Half Citizens” Zen, Pabs and Ruben joke about and discuss FATHERHOOD TRUMP MEDIA CIRCUIT KAI CENAT DOING POLITICS OLYMPICS Listen to the Podcast on https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/two-and-a-half-citizens/id1543275560?i=1000508592129 https://open.spotify.com/show/3Iz2eMDtE2bT8Nqsh7FxBW?si=IRGDZVNeTk2z_QE1BgKdOQ Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/twoandahalfpod?s=21 https...

The “Two and a Half Citizens” Zen, Pabs and Ruben joke about and discussThe full timeline of the Kendrick Lamar and Drake beef with back to back diss tracks, we breakdown the winner up to this point and determine if the beef is over Enjoy P.S. Listen to the Podcast on https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/two-and-a-half-citizens/id1543275560?i=1000508592129 https://open.spotify.com/show/3Iz2eMDtE2...

The “Two and a Half Citizens” Zen, Pabs and Ruben joke about and discuss THE GRAMMYS DARKES LEAK TAYLOR SWIFT AT THE SUPER BOWL USHER HALFTIME SHOW KILL TONY SHANE GILLIS GETTING A BUD LIGHT DEAL SHANE GILLIS TO HOST SNL FEMALE RAP BEEFS (ICE SPICE VS LATTO AND MEG THA STALLION VS NICKI MINAJ) MIGRANT CRISIS ANDREW CALLAGHAN IS BACK

he “Two and a Half Citizens” Zen, Pabs and Ruben joke about and discuss DRAKE’S FOR ALL THE DOGS ALBUM BAD BUNNY’S NADIE SABE LO QUE VA A PASAR MAÑANA ALBUM LOGAN PAUL VS DILLION DANNIS ASTROS MAKE IT TO ALCS SERIES

The “Two and a Half Citizens” Zen, Pabs and Ruben joke about and discuss THAT MEXICAN OT INTERVIEW SWIMMING STORIES TAHC TRIATHLON  DO YOU LEAVE YOUR CHILD AT THE BORDER WHAT TYPE OF PEOPLE IMMIGRATE TO THE US FULL COVERAGE VS LIABILITY DRIVING DAYS THE BAMA BRAWL / FADESGIVING THE LIZZO SITUATION ARIANA GRANDE BE CHEATING Listen to the Podcast on https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/two-and-a-ha...

The “Two and a Half Citizens” Zen, Pabs and Ruben joke about and discuss THE ALIENS ARE HERE?! TRAVIS SCOTT’S UTOPIA ALBUM REVIEW DRAKE DISSES  OPPENHEIMER  BARBIE SOUND OF FREEDOM TOM HOLLAND GETTING BACKSHOTS? LENA THE PLUG AND ADAM22 PPV EVENT DOJA CAT HATES HER FANS!?! ADIDAS YEEZY DROP DRAKE AND BOBBI ALTHOFF INTERVIEW DRAKE ON TOUR THE PABLO STORY CARRYING THE BLICKY IN TEXAS Listen to the P...

The “Two and a Half Citizens” Zen, Pabs and Ruben joke about and discuss LIL UZI VERT ALBUM REVIEW (PINKTAPE) COCAIN IN THE “WHITE” HOUSE?! OCEAN GATE SUBMERSIBLE (WHAT ARE THEY COVERING UP) DIET COKE FIENDS HOW CONTRARIAN ARE YOU? HOW LONG BEFORE ARMAGEDDON  IS ANDREW TATE JESUS?! IS THAT HARAM?! IS THREADS ON TOP?! ELON MUSK VS MARK ZUCKERBERG DRAKE ON TOUR GAY DAD OR THOT MOM?! Listen to the Po...

The “Two and a Half Citizens” Zen, Pabs and Ruben joke about and discuss HOW KIDS CHANGE YOUR POLITICS BIDENS STUDENT LOAN CRISIS DOES COLLEGE MAKE SENSE FOR YOU? YNW MELLEY TRIAL DID MUMBLE RAP DIE?! LENA AND ADAM 22 DID WHAT?!? THE GAY FAMILY MEMBER SCHOOL DISTRICTS Listen to the Podcast on https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/two-and-a-half-citizens/id1543275560?i=1000508592129 https://open.sp...

he “Two and a Half Citizens” Zen, Pabs and Ruben joke about and discuss LITTLE MERMAID MOVIE BERT KREISHERS “THE MACHINE” MOVIE AI SCAMS, WE NEED A CODE WORD? WILL THERE BE A LOG OF OUR THOUGHTS AI DRAKE SONG APPLES AR HEADSET GUNNA NEW ALBUM Listen to the Podcast on https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/two-and-a-half-citizens/id1543275560?i=1000508592129 https://open.spotify.com/show/3Iz2eMDtE2b...

The “Two and a Half Citizens” Zen, Pabs and Ruben joke about and discuss “MEXICAN” PODCASTS TWITTERS NEW CEO WHOP IS SHE? WRITERS STRIKE LIL DURK AND J COLE “ALL MY LIFE” SONG REVIEW ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE IN ENTERTAINMENT (WRITING SHOWS/JOKES ETHICAL IMPLICATIONS OF A.I. A.I. SCAMS TITLE 42 LIFTED AND WHAT THAT MEANS FOR THE COUNTRY  RIHANNA AND A$AP ROCKY ANNOUNCE SON’S NAME “RZA” NEW VOTING LA...

The “Two and a Half Citizens” Zen, Pabs and Ruben joke about and discuss BEING MEXICAN ON CINCO DE MAYO RUBEN MOVING BACK TO HOUSTON (SAN FRANCISCO VS HOUSTON) SUBURBS VS INNER CITY LIFESTYLE  PABLO’S BAD “MEXICAN” BEAN DIP STORY GETTING PULLED OVER AS A MEXICAN TEEN  ANUEL AA TAGS EX GIRLFRIEND KAROL G IN NEW SONG PROMO PESO PLUMA VS BAD BUNNY BAD BUNNY DATING WHITE?!? FRANK OCEAN’S BAD COACHELLA...

The “Two and a Half Citizens” Zen and Ruben joke about and discuss ANDREW TATE RELEASED FROM PRISON ADIN ROSS SEES SISTER NAKED ON STREAM DONALD TRUMP GETS ARRESTED WHAT YOU DOING IN JAIL?! FAMOUS MUGSHOTS SHOULD WE BE WORRIED ABOUT AI?!?! GETTING QUESTIONS FROM AI Listen to the Podcast on https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/two-and-a-half-citizens/id1543275560?i=1000508592129 https://open.spoti...

The “Two and a Half Citizens” Zen, Pabs and Ruben joke about and discuss KANYE LIKES THE JEWS AGAIN? CAN WE WEAR YEEZYS SELENA GOMEZ GIVES THE RED LIGHT ON HAILEY BEIBER ADIDAS AND BEYONCE’S IVY PARK SPLIT WAYS LARSA PIPEN HAD SEX 4 TIMES A DAY FOR 23 YEARS?! DONALD TRUMP GOING TO JAIL?! TEKASHI 69 GETS JUMPED IN AN LA FITNESS Listen to the Podcast on https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/two-and-...

The “Two and a Half Citizens” Zen, Pabs and Ruben joke about and discuss JA MORANT THE BANKS ARE FAILING?!?!? INTERNATIONAL BASEBALL MARCH MADNESS HOUSTON MARCH MADNESS CONCERTS REALITY SPORTS TV SIMULATION THEORY Listen to the Podcast on https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/two-and-a-half-citizens/id1543275560?i=1000508592129 https://open.spotify.com/show/3Iz2eMDtE2bT8Nqsh7FxBW?si=IRGDZVNeTk2z_Q...

The “Two and a Half Citizens” Zen, Pabs and Ruben joke about and discuss SELENA GOMEZ VS BALDWIN BEIBERS / KARDASHIANS BAD BUNNY X KENDALL JENER!?!? GETTING BACK TO OUR ROOTS ENTERING OUR TIO ERA 4 AMERICANS KIDNAPPED AND 2 FOUND DEAD IN MEXICO TWITTER EMPLOYEES HR DEPARTMENT IS TWITTER ELON MUSK WANTS TO REWRITE TWITTER?!?! KNOWING YOUR WORTH Listen to the Podcast on https://podcasts.apple.com/us...

The “Two and a Half Citizens” Zen, Pabs and Ruben joke about and discuss TEXAS WINTER STORM POWER OUTAGES TOM BRADY RETIRING HIGH PRICED EBAY BIDS RIHANNA HALF TIME PERFORMANCE BIG GAME PREDICTIONS LIL YACHTY ALBUM DEBATE GRAMMY PREDICTIONS Listen to the Podcast on https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/two-and-a-half-citizens/id1543275560?i=1000508592129 https://open.spotify.com/show/3Iz2eMDtE2bT8...

The “Two and a Half Citizens” Zen, Pabs and Ruben joke about and discuss ZEN BEING A GIRL DAD HAVING KIDS TELLING PEOPLE “WE’RE TRYING” ALEC BALDWIN CHARGED WITH INVOLUNTARY MANSLAUGHTER FAMILY GUY NIPSEY HUSSLE JOKE EARTHS CORE CHANGED DIRECTIONS THAT 90’S SHOW KIDSUPER LOUIS FASHION SHOW OHIO MURDERS OPEN CARRYING HOUSTON TAQUERIA SHOOTING CHAT GPT PASSES THE BAR Listen to the Podcast on https:/...

The “Two and a Half Citizens” Zen, Pabs and Ruben joke about and discuss ANDREW CALLIGHAN ALLIGATIONS COURT OF PUBLIC OPINION SALT PAPI AND INFLUENCER BOXING WWE BEING BOUGHT BEYONCE GETS 24 MILLION FOR SHOW IN DUBAI LAVERGNE POLICE DEPARTMENT SEX SCANDAL PEOPLE SLEEPING WITH DOGS YOUNG THUG DOES DRUG DEAL IN COURT TAX SEASON Listen to the Podcast on https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/two-and-a...

The “Two and a Half Citizens” Zen, Pabs and Ruben joke about and discuss 62 HOURS NO LIQOUR STORES?!?! HOSTING EVENTS AND GETTING PEOPLE TO LEAVE LIVING WITH ROOMMATES GETTING BULLIED GROWING UP THE FALL OS SKATE SHOPS PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION REPRESENTATION IN TV/MOVIES Listen to the Podcast on https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/two-and-a-half-citizens/id1543275560?i=1000508592129 https://open.sp...

The “Two and a Half Citizens” Zen, Pabs and Ruben joke about and discuss BAD BUNNY THROWS FANS PHONE IN WATER GABRIELLE UNION CHEATS BECAUSE SHE PAYS BILLS BERRICS CHANGE IN OWNERSHIP ACTORS LEARN THEIR FAMILIES OWNED SLAVES EL CHAPO’S SON GETS ARRESTED DAMAR HAMLIN HEART ATTACK ON FIELD Listen to the Podcast on https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/two-and-a-half-citizens/id1543275560?i=100050859...

The “Two and a Half Citizens” Zen, Pabs and Ruben joke about and discuss PELE PASSED AWAY ANDREW CALIGHAN HBO DOC ANDREW TATE ARRESTED TORY LANEZ FOUND GUILTY SOUTHWEST AIRLINE HAS CRAZY AMOUNT OF CANCELLED FLIGHTS RONALDO SIGNS DEAL WITH NEW TEAM Listen to the Podcast on https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/two-and-a-half-citizens/id1543275560?i=1000508592129 https://open.spotify.com/show/3Iz2eM...

The “Two and a Half Citizens” Zen, Pabs and Ruben joke about and discuss EXPLAINING CHAT AI CHRISTMAS AI Q&A NEW YEARS RESOLUTIONS DRAKE FANS ARE CRUSTY IS SMOKING COOL?! CIGS ARE THE ULTIMATE BARTERING TOOL SHOWER BEERS GETTING IN SHAPE DRAKES PRIOR ENGAGEMENTS CHAIN TOP ALBUMS OF THE YEAR Listen to the Podcast on https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/two-and-a-half-citizens/id1543275560?i=10...

The “Two and a Half Citizens” Zen, Pabs and Ruben joke about and discuss BORDER WALL OF SHIPPING CONTAINERS GUNNA RELEASED FROM PRISON AFTER PLEA DEAL MEG THE STALLION VS TORY LANEZ TRIAL TRUMP NFT NURSE ICK TREND ON TIK TOK CHRISTMAS STRUGGLES CHRISTMAS AI Q&A Listen to the Podcast on https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/two-and-a-half-citizens/id1543275560?i=1000508592129 https://open.spoti...

The “Two and a Half Citizens” Zen, Pabs and Ruben joke about and discuss SZA DROPS FIRST ALBUM IN 5 YEARS R KELLY’S NEW ALBUM GETS TAKEN DOWN TWITTER BLUE GOES UP IN PRICE BRITNEY GRIENER PRISONER SWAP LIZARD KING GETS OUTED FOR STEROID USE Listen to the Podcast on https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/two-and-a-half-citizens/id1543275560?i=1000508592129 https://open.spotify.com/show/3Iz2eMDtE2bT8...