Twisted Teachers

Send a text Jen and Kim talk about Kutcher's stance on the whole 'bathing debacle'. They discuss the basic anatomy of the nether regions.  Kim goes off on TikTok and Devious Licks.  They explore jumper issues and why the GPS voice lady is out to get us They delve into when teachers tattle and project- based learning gone wrong. Twisted Lit leaves us wondering why we can still purcha...

Send a text What a week! Jen has a work dilemma, Kim talks about the laminating caper and a crazy Utah teacher.  Jen's husband finds her hiding in her car, watching TIK TOK videos. Kim is moving and keeping the wine business afloat. Twisted Lit brings us goblin ice babies, a sweet wife bludgeoning her husband with a leg of lamb, and many coined words thanks to Roald Dahl. Go ahead and whiffsw...

Send a text Kim and Jen discuss everything from whittling nibs, Mathew McConaughey not wearing deodorant, being buried alive, bad dates, and how to get out of toxic conversations. Rules for Teachers 1872 The Premature Burial-POE The Giving Tree Summary Topher Fixed It Twisted Teacher LINKTREE Twisted Teacher on Instagram @twisted__Teacher T wisted Teachers Podcast wants to hear from you! Leave us...

Send a text Jen and Kim discuss retirement options and how you shouldn't joke with the retirement system employees. They decide to make a new class for education degrees: recess, dismissal, morning routines, and teacher duties. Kim delves into why a lottery isn't always a good thing,  and Jen lets us know that she LOVES US FOREVER in Twisted Lit. Teachers' Mental Health Has Suffered...

Send a text Kim talks about geriatric body-surfing at the KoRn concert. Jen discusses how she secretly obtained her class list before everyone else.  In Twisted Lit, Jen tells the harrowing tale of Jack and Jill, and Kim takes a trip to Canterbury where we learn the literal meaning of kissing ass. Canterbury Tales Source Jack and Jill Sexy Beasts Transcript T wisted Teachers Podcast wants to hear...

Send a text Jen finds a little F**cker fishing in her backyard. They discuss the murderous tendencies of Mary Mary quite contrary and Pinocchio. They wonder...what would happen if teachers had a clip up/down system? Who would be on red first? Kim or Jen? https://www.historic-uk.com/CultureUK/Nursery-Rhymes/#:~:text=The%20tragic%20Mary%20Queen%20of,Mary%2C%20Mary%20quite%20contrary%E2%80%9D.&te...

Send a text Jen and Kim discuss podcast reviews. Kim interviews her former AP, Jennifer Bailey, about her decision to leave education to travel the world.  We aren't envious..it's fine, really, everything is fine... T wisted Teachers Podcast wants to hear from you! Leave us a voice message! https://www.speakpipe.com/TwistedTeachers LINKTREE : https://linktr.ee/twistedteacher Contact us v...

Send a text Jen and Kim retell a spermy squid tale they heard on Night Classy that will make you rethink what to swallow. They give new teachers a few tips, and they delve into some Twisted Irish Lit.  Just know that you will have a new understanding of Tit for Tat and appreciate the nuances of dirty limericks.  T wisted Teachers Podcast wants to hear from you! Leave us a voice message! https://ww...

Send a text Jen and Kim discuss FAFSA hell, and who you shouldn't piss off at the school.  In TWISTED LIT, they take a deep dive into, The Mouse, the Bird, and the Sausage. They talk about why you shouldn't name your dog SEAMAN and review some adorable picture books. http://www.authorama.com/grimms-fairy-tales-20.html https://www.amazon.com/Hookers-Blow-Christmas-Munty-Pepin/dp/177722512...

Send a text Jen and Kim delve into teacher life on social media. They give good advice, such as turning your spirit wear inside out to get drinks after school. In Twisted Lit, they talk about the grimmer version of Snow White and ask the questions, "Why was Snow White so Stupid?" , "Would the Stepmother have been nicer with a little Botox?", and "Why did the Prince like De...

Send a text Kim and Jen talk about why you shouldn't use the word pussy in class, no matter what the circumstances. They review their neighborhood pool rules, errant snake worms, and how "those parents" can make or break your day. The Owl and the Pussy Cat: https://www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/43188/the-owl-and-the-pussy-cat Hammerhead Worms : https://www.thoughtco.com/hammerhead-...

Send a text Kim retells her harrowing experience at a hunting camp. Jen talks about how many conference cakes she received. Kim never received a conference cake. (Jen seems to rub that in a little with the extreme detail in which she describes these elusive conference cakes) They also discuss personality inventory shaming at staff meetings. T wisted Teachers Podcast wants to hear from you! Leave u...

Send a text Kim and Jen talk about teacher duties,  weird and awful advice they were given, and why you should check the spelling of words before teaching the "letter of the day".  T wisted Teachers Podcast wants to hear from you! Leave us a voice message! https://www.speakpipe.com/TwistedTeachers LINKTREE : https://linktr.ee/twistedteacher Contact us via email: Twistedteachers2@gmail.co...

Send a text Jen and Kim discuss some bathroom issues, embarrassing moments, and what not to do in the teacher workroom.  T wisted Teachers Podcast wants to hear from you! Leave us a voice message! https://www.speakpipe.com/TwistedTeachers LINKTREE : https://linktr.ee/twistedteacher Contact us via email: Twistedteachers2@gmail.com Instagram : @twisted__teacher; @inked_educator68; @escaping_educatio...

Send a text Kim and Jen discuss the ins and outs of school rules and procedures for teachers.  T wisted Teachers Podcast wants to hear from you! Leave us a voice message! https://www.speakpipe.com/TwistedTeachers LINKTREE : https://linktr.ee/twistedteacher Contact us via email: Twistedteachers2@gmail.com Instagram : @twisted__teacher; @inked_educator68; @escaping_education Tik Tok : @inkededucator...

Send a text Jen and Kim reminisce about unfortunate and unplanned body part references in the classroom and on the stage.   T wisted Teachers Podcast wants to hear from you! Leave us a voice message! https://www.speakpipe.com/TwistedTeachers LINKTREE : https://linktr.ee/twistedteacher Contact us via email: Twistedteachers2@gmail.com Instagram : @twisted__teacher; @inked_educator68; @escaping_educa...

Send a text Jen and Kim talk about lessons that didn’t go so well.  T wisted Teachers Podcast wants to hear from you! Leave us a voice message! https://www.speakpipe.com/TwistedTeachers LINKTREE : https://linktr.ee/twistedteacher Contact us via email: Twistedteachers2@gmail.com Instagram : @twisted__teacher; @inked_educator68; @escaping_education Tik Tok : @inkededucator @escape_education Facebook...

Send a text Kim and Jen talk about various volunteer stories that they weren't expecting.  T wisted Teachers Podcast wants to hear from you! Leave us a voice message! https://www.speakpipe.com/TwistedTeachers LINKTREE : https://linktr.ee/twistedteacher Contact us via email: Twistedteachers2@gmail.com Instagram : @twisted__teacher; @inked_educator68; @escaping_education Tik Tok : @inkededucato...

Send a text Jen and Kim reflect on 'freaking' field day and standardized testing.  T wisted Teachers Podcast wants to hear from you! Leave us a voice message! https://www.speakpipe.com/TwistedTeachers LINKTREE : https://linktr.ee/twistedteacher Contact us via email: Twistedteachers2@gmail.com Instagram : @twisted__teacher; @inked_educator68; @escaping_education Tik Tok : @inkededucator @...