Twisted Teachers

Send a text Jen and Kim have their first TWISTED TOPIC interview with Daphne Gomez. Daphne is the CEO of Teacher Career Coach and Qualified Team Solutions. She is an education advocate and a teacher to EdTech. She talks about her journey in education and beyond. She gives tactical advice on how to start moving out of the classroom and into a job that sparks joy in your heart.  You can find Daphne...

Send a text Happy Mid Week Twisted Teachers! Here's an update on our new COVID regulations and our first day back. Also, back by popular demand, we have an update on Kim's eclectic neighbor who stopped by her house a few times. Take a break and have a laugh! Subscribe to our pod and give us a 5 star review! TWISTED TEACHER T-SHIRTS 20% off with CODE COUNTDOWNTOWINTERBREAK20 https://linkt...

Send a text Happy New Year Everyone!! Jen and Kim welcome the new year with their winter break stories. (Kim gets to the bathroom just in time wearing her new badass boots in Nashville.) Jen talks about the history of teacher shortages. Giving teachers orchids or jeans passes isn't enough of an incentive to stay. They introduce an upcoming new segment where they will be interviewing educators...

Send a text Kim and Jen catch up before the well-deserved break. Kim talks about a movie where two people wake up sewn together which seems to worry Jen. Then Kim recites Twas the Night Before Winter Break, and Jen tells us the real story of the Nutcracker. Enjoy! Please subscribe and give us a 5-star review!! TWISTED TEACHER T-SHIRTS 20% off with CODE COUNTDOWNTOWINTERBREAK20 https://linktr.ee/tw...

Send a text You can tell it's time for a break. Jen shares a listener story about a well-intentioned holiday scavenger hunt gone wrong. Kim and Jen are a little saltier than usual. They discuss crappy raises and teachers scrambling for dollars. TWISTED TEACHER T-SHIRTS 20% off with CODE COUNTDOWNTOWINTERBREAK20 https://linktr.ee/twistedteacher GO to SMART ASS AND SASS FOR A 10% Discount on yo...

Send a text And just like that, the Twisted Teachers give you another episode. Kim's neighbor wants to share bloody mary's on weekday mornings, and Kim goes on a rant (SPOILER ALERT) regarding episode one of "AND JUST LIKE THAT". They discuss personality types and their dark sides. Kim tells another tale of murder, fat, and naked princes, while Jen gives the alternate nightlife...

Send a text Hey ya'll- Here's the train wreck episode that defines our week.  We hope you laugh because we sure did!!!! Follow us, subscribe, and leave a 5-star review.  T wisted Teachers Podcast wants to hear from you! Leave us a voice message! https://www.speakpipe.com/TwistedTeachers LINKTREE : https://linktr.ee/twistedteacher Contact us via email: Twistedteachers2@gmail.com Instagram...

Send a text Jen gets her mug before Kim, and Kim's not taking it well. They discuss the efficacy of the Zen Den and teachers napping under a weighted blanket during the school day. It's holiday theme time, and it's never ok to encourage children to wear bells to school, under any circumstances. Jen tells us the disturbing history behind a famous nursery rhyme, and Kim tells the very...

Send a text Take a minute to hear the tale of Jen's plot to win a mug! They discuss odd names of students and of body parts. This episode is dedicated to Bruin, Jen's dog who had to be put down this week. Twisted Teacher T-shirts are on sale. Help support our show and grab a cool shirt.  https://www.bonfire.com/store/twisted-teachers-podcast/ @money2byrnepodcast Stay Twisted! 66 Weird Ce...

Send a text Kim's neighbor puts his hand in the food buffet platters at Thanksgiving. She won't recover any time soon. Jen and Kim talk about shitty, unrealistic advice for returning to school after a break. They also discuss tactical behavior management strategies in this difficult time. We share Ben Affleck's harrowing tale of his first time buying condoms. Kim compares Alice in W...

Send a text Jen welcomes her dear teacher friend, Heather, who tells her shark cootchie  story where she was called Charcuterie Caren and shamed for being a joy stealer. They share little-known turkey facts including engorged flesh hanging from their beaks. Follow Twisted Teachers on INSTA-@twisted__teacher  FB-Twisted Teachers Give a 5-star review!!! https://linktr.ee/twistedteacher Why is Charcu...

Send a text Happy Thanksgiving, y'all! This is an episode to remember! Jen and Kim deal with hella internet issues. Kim ponders why Crocs are back, and when did we stop saying cheese trays and start saying, Charcuterie boards?  Don Johnson brags about his johnson, and the gals tell us what they are thankful for, and they share very strong opinions on how one should cook a turkey. They delve i...

Send a text Jen and Kim count down the days until Thanksgiving break with a peek inside Urban Dictionary and a discussion about creepy jobs. Jen also teaches us a great strategy to manipulate and cajole friends and family.  Kim shares some of her favorite misused words-supposably Ozz5PEcWTjcdqpU33fPc T wisted Teachers Podcast wants to hear from you! Leave us a voice message! https://www.speakpipe....

Send a text  Kim and Jen explore Imposter Syndrome and how it's affecting teachers. They compare teaching to jumping over or crawling under hurdles.  Kim tells another Grimm story about three dumb doctors, and Jen recounts a shitty day in the life of a teacher. Things could be worse-you could have your tongue severed by a parasite. Follow us on Instagram: @twisted__teacher Facebook_Twisted Te...

Send a text Jen and Kim take a break from the week to play movie line trivia, discuss the WTFs for the week, and talk about unpopular opinions. Take a break and have a laugh. Subscribe and give us a 5 star review! If you have a great teacher story, email us at: twistedteacher2@gmail.com Or, DM us @twisted__teacher on Instagram or Twisted Teacher on FB. T wisted Teachers Podcast wants to hear from...

Send a text Our Twisted Teachers talk about their weekends. Kim got some tatts and Jen was able to go to Delaware to see her son play LAX. What is LAX? Where is Cupertino? Why is auto correct f**ked? We digress... Jen and Kim talk about current issues-Brad Pitt and "his" champagne, fake promises to eliminate standardized testing, and the teacher burnout. WHAT NOT TO DO.... Bluebearding i...

Send a text Jen updates us on how her mom is doing, and her very long days right now. They discuss how Hooters costumes and lap dances aren't good themes for the homecoming pep rally. Stay tuned for new and original ideas for Red Ribbon week themes. They talk about a topic sent in by a listener-Toxic Positivity. Then you will find out the real story of Hansel and Gretyl, and how one of the Gr...

Send a text Jen and Kim catch up in this episode that is like a street that has no name. Jen updates us on her mom's recovery, and how she managed to flirt with the firemen (Jen's mom-not Jen).  Kim retells a bed bug story that will have you checking your sheets.  Kim chaperoned homecoming and once again was a witness to bad body surfing and embarrassing attempts at moshing. They review...

Send a text This one goes off the rails. What type of porn do clowns, mimes, ventriloquist dummies, and gnomes like to watch? Then Kim and Jen role play 'that teacher' in the admin's office.  T wisted Teachers Podcast wants to hear from you! Leave us a voice message! https://www.speakpipe.com/TwistedTeachers LINKTREE : https://linktr.ee/twistedteacher Contact us via email: Twistedte...

Send a text This is our 25th episode! Our Twisted Lit segment is brought to by Kim and Jen's daughters, Brooke and Violet. Violet tells the real story of The Little Mermaid. We wonder: Does it hurt turning into sea foam? Is it better to be a really good dancer but when you dance there are searing pains in your legs, or would you rather just keep your fin? Brooke shared her not-so-fond memorie...

Send a text Jen and Kim take a break with a little chat about everything and nothing. Think of this as the Seinfeld version of our podcast. They also do a little role play in this one-GIFTED CONFERENCE. It might sound familiar... T wisted Teachers Podcast wants to hear from you! Leave us a voice message! https://www.speakpipe.com/TwistedTeachers LINKTREE : https://linktr.ee/twistedteacher Contact...

Send a text Kim survives a harrowing experience of almost being run over by a parent. They discuss how some parents are upset with teachers for not passing out bday invites to a few kids instead of the entire class. One parent says, "This isn't a soup kitchen." WTF? Then they delve into how shadow puppet artistry and knitting socks arent exactly indicators of giftedness. Jen takes u...

Send a text Kim and Jen discuss why you should check the school for opening before there is a rat infestation. They discuss team dynamics and how to deal with uncomfortable meeting situations. In Twisted Lit, Kim discusses why pinning back loose skin isn't the best option to recapture your youth, especially when the king throws you out of the window and your skin gets caught in the branches o...

Send a text Kim, Jen, Kat, and Hayley talk about old people having babies, Viking overload, Devious Licks vs Angelic Yields, and what brought the Night Classy ladies into education. Twisted Lit delves into why Penta chopped off her hands, sentient sausages plotting to eat each other, and Amelia Bedelia shaming. Please rate, review, and subscribe to both Twisted Teacher Podcast and Night Classy Pod...

Send a text This one's a doozy!! Jen gives her an incredibly, funny, very good,  twisted take on a famous children's book. Kim drags us all through the circles of hell where she and Jen find some uncanny similarities to the levels of hell at work.  They continue their tales of projects gone wrong with glue gun safety issues, Blooms Ball busts, smelly recyclables, and card box towns paint...