Twig Audiobook

Phew. After that adventure in the Bowels, I’m glad the Lambs can relaxative a bit now. That is, thank heavens they managed to rectumify the situation. That is, those kids sure have a lot of moral fiber. … Okay, okay, I’m done. But really, it looks like the only one happier to get out of Radham than I am is Sy. Welcome to Kensford, home of Dame Cicely’s Academy for Young Lad...

Enjoy a slice of life from your typical Radham resident – that is, the story of an innocent person in a completely awful situation that came about through no fault of their own. As with most enemy chapters, the following content is somewhat more PG-13 than the rest. This episode is brought to you by Loren Sherman, and it concludes Arc 3, Lips Sealed. Coming soon: Arc 4, Stitch in Time. Do yo...

This is one of those chapters where wildbow hints at what the world of Twig is really like beyond the Lambs. I’m still trying to pinpoint what the recent war in this world is an analog for in ours. We also get a small hint of the theory behind Wyvern that makes the drug “work” (for some definition of work) as well as a hint of what was left over after the war. All in all, quite t...

Brace yourself for the gripping climax of arc 3. Honestly, this chapter reads just like one of those dime novels Sy keeps mentioning. It sure is a good thing they aren’t in that kind of story, am I right? They’d be doomed. Oh, wait… Facilitate the continuing creation of these cheap thrills by donating to wildbow on PayPal and Patreon ! Music for this arc is “ The Complex” by Kevi...

If you like Helen, this is a good chapter for you. Helen would like you to please donate to wildbow on PayPal or Patreon ! Pretty please with sugar on top? Music for this arc is “ The Complex” by Kevin MacLeod ( incompetech.com ).  Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License. Learn more at  http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ . The post Lips Sealed 3.8 first appeared on Twi...

Will Sy finally get his precious answers about Sub Rosa in this chapter? Who knows! But in the meantime, there’s a pretty neat little bit of foreshadowing in this chapter. I won’t tell you what it is, but have fun guessing. WARNING: In this chapter, Sy describes an accent as “German, possibly, or Dutch.” Obviously, what he really means is a vaguely Russian- or French-soundi...

Have you ever wondered about the strange creature called “Gorger”? Have you wanted to know what I imagine he sounds like? Do you long to meet this terror in the flesh? Me neither. But sadly, today is not our lucky day. At least he seems to be on the Lambs’ side…this time. If you’d rather Gorger not pay YOU a visit, might I suggest donating to wildbow on PayPal and Pat...

This is the chapter in which we meet one of my personal least favorite characters in the story. You’ll be able to tell who she is because her voice is quite possibly the most annoying so far. Donate to wildbow on PayPal and Patreon ! Music for this arc is “ The Complex” by Kevin MacLeod ( incompetech.com ).  Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License. Learn more at  http://c...

Here’s a chapter that hints at some interesting information about the Lambs’ training. As a matter of fact, I rather approve of the particular sort of “testing” Sy talks about here. Know what I’d also approve of? Giving wildbow your support on PayPal or Patreon ! Music for this arc is “ The Complex” by Kevin MacLeod ( incompetech.com ).  Licensed under Creative Common...

In which Sy once again takes a great risk on behalf of his little family. But then again, what else is new? One thing that isn’t new: My usual request for you to give wildbow your support on PayPal or Patreon . Music for this arc is “ The Complex” by Kevin MacLeod ( incompetech.com ).  Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License. Learn more at  http://creativecommons.org/lice...

The Lambs get into their first real job with Mary as a member of the gang. (That dull, pointless busywork didn’t count.) Looks like Mary won’t be the one having a hard time, though. Oh, and we also get another delightful little peek at just what kinds of experiments are done down here in the Bowels. It really makes you wonder what Radham Academy’s ethics board must be like, if th...

Welcome back to Radham. Sy is quite frustrated with the Lambs’ current assignment. I don’t think anything more needs to be said, so let’s get right down to it. Donate to wildbow with PayPal or Patreon ! Music for this arc is “ The Complex” by Kevin MacLeod ( incompetech.com ).  Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License. Learn more at  http://creative...

(Content warning: This chapter contains graphic descriptions of trench warfare. Normally I leave warnings like this to the podcast description and front page of the website, but this chapter is significantly more intense than any previous ones. If a setting on the front lines of a war may cause you distress, please make sure you take proper care of yourself or perhaps choose not to listen. Skippin...

In which Sy discovers why Professor Hayle was so testy about those badges. This chapter also features foreshadowing that will take the rest of the work to fulfill. Wildbow appreciates your donations on his donation page and his Patreon . Music for this arc is “ Babylon” by Kevin MacLeod ( incompetech.com ).  Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License. Learn more at  ht...

If you want to learn more about stitched, this is the chapter for you. If you’re eager to find out whether Mauer will ever see Sly as an equal, this is the chapter for you. If you want to listen to another chapter of Twig, this is the chapter for you. Donate to wildbow on his donation page or become a patron on Patreon . Music for this arc is “ Babylon” by Kevin MacLeod ( incompe...

In which Mauer finally catches on that the Lambs are actively working against him. (Took him long enough, if you ask me.) Remember, it’s very important to donate to wildbow on his donation page and on Patreon . Music for this arc is “ Babylon” by Kevin MacLeod ( incompetech.com ).  Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License. Learn more at  http://creativecommons....

My goodness, Sy has quite a thing for Reverend Mauer – and for Cecil as well, after a fashion. Let’s see how the Lambs set up their chessboard. Don’t forget to donate to wildbow at his donation page and on Patreon . Music for this arc is “ Babylon” by Kevin MacLeod ( incompetech.com ).  Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License. Learn more at  http:/...

Our first extended encounter with the good Shepherd – er, Reverend. How will it go? In other news, donate to wildbow at his donation page and on Patreon ! Music for this arc is “ Babylon” by Kevin MacLeod ( incompetech.com ).  Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License. Learn more at  http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ . The post Cat out of the Bag 2.7 f...

Badges? Wildbow, as always, appreciates your support at his donation page  and on  Patreon . Music for this arc is “ Babylon” by Kevin MacLeod ( incompetech.com ).  Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License. Learn more at  http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ . The post Cat out of the Bag 2.6 first appeared on Twig Audiobook .

In which it is revealed that Hayle is actually unusually reasonable for a black coat professor, at least from Sy’s point of view. It’s really incredible how good our Sly is at getting himself into trouble, isn’t it? Poor Gordon. It really does keep getting worse. Support wildbow! Make a direct contribution ! Join his patrons on Patreon ! Music for this arc is “ Babylon&#822...

Ready to hear me do some more voices? Maybe attempt an accent? I didn’t realize until rereading this very chapter that this series is set in the Crown States  of America . Keep an ear out for some more easy-to-miss tidbits about the world of Twig in this installment of the Lambs’ adventures – plus the long-awaited introduction of one of my favorite characters in the whole serial,...

Wow, I am on a roll here. High five, me! *high five* Time for some tea to soothe my poor voice after reading so much Walter. (Listen to the chapter and you’ll see why.) Donate to wildbow! Donation page  and Patreon . If we contribute enough per month, he sometimes writes extra chapters! Music for this arc is “ Babylon” by Kevin MacLeod ( incompetech.com ).  Licensed under Creativ...

A new chapter so soon? My goodness! Remember, you can download or listen to any episodes at audiotwig.audiotwig.dauber.kim or find us on iTunes at Twig Audiobook . As always, donate to the original author on his donation page or by subscribing to his Patreon . Happy listening! Music for this arc is “ Babylon” by Kevin MacLeod ( incompetech.com ).  Licensed under Creative Commons: By At...

Hello again, listeners! Here’s your first taste of Arc 2: Cat out of the Bag. My voice is back, along with Sy and his friends. What sort of biopunk trouble will they get themselves into this time? Only time will tell. In other news, a new arc means new music! Many thanks to Kevin MacLeod for providing royalty-free music under the Creative Commons license at incompetech.com . Finally, always...

And with that, Arc 1 is complete! You’ll notice that this episode features a special guest: Loren Sherman, to give you a respite from hearing my voice, will be reading many of the Enemy chapters of this audiobook. Fear not, dear listeners, my dulcet tones shall return for Arc 2. Our lovely new cover art is also Loren’s work! He’s a real Renaissance man, isn’t he? We hope yo...