Twig Audiobook

My favorite part of this chapter is the lesson Sy gives us on the history of tactical warfare in the Crown States since the advent of the Academies. It’s fascinating. Make a tactical donation to wildbow on  PayPal or  Patreon . Music for this arc is “Interloper” by Kevin MacLeod ( incompetech.com ). Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License. Learn more at http:/...

Gordon and Mary have a difference of opinion. Sy gets dragged into it even though he definitely doesn’t deserve it. On the other hand, wildbow does deserve donations over on  PayPal and Patreon . Music for this arc is “Interloper” by Kevin MacLeod ( incompetech.com ). Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License. Learn more at http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by...

The Lambs’ re-vanquished assassin is inspected, or rather dissected. Inspect wildbow’s donation pages on  PayPal and Patreon . Music for this arc is “Interloper” by Kevin MacLeod ( incompetech.com ). Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License. Learn more at http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ . The post Esprit de Corpse 5.11 first appeared on Twig A...

The Lambs discuss their current predicament with the Brigadier and the plague men. We learn why the Academy doesn’t have infinite stitched soldiers, even if they have a large number of them. Personally, I hope wildbow is getting a large number of donations on  PayPal and Patreon . Music for this arc is “Interloper” by Kevin MacLeod ( incompetech.com ). Licensed under Creative Com...

It looks like Gordon’s plan is…unconventional for the Lambs. They have extraordinarily well-honed group decision-making skills for children. This is an interesting study in team behavior. It would be an interesting study in listener behavior to figure out how many folks donate to wildbow on  PayPal and Patreon . Music for this arc is “Interloper” by Kevin MacLeod ( incompet...

It turns out the Lambs’ difficulties with the Crown’s military forces don’t stop with the enlisted men. The Brigadier can cause them some problems as well. I’m sure, though, that you would have no difficulty donating to wildbow on  PayPal and Patreon . Music for this arc is “Interloper” by Kevin MacLeod ( incompetech.com ). Licensed under Creative Commons: By At...

The Lambs find out the hard way that it’s difficult to deal with the rank-and-file military. Discover who takes care of the stitched. Discover how to donate to wildbow on  PayPal and Patreon . Music for this arc is “Interloper” by Kevin MacLeod ( incompetech.com ). Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License. Learn more at http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3....

The Lambs make one of their first attempts against the assassin, Melancholic. She really doesn’t like them for some reason. Sy is told that he likes girls, but remains unconvinced. If we’ve done the job right, you’re convinced that you should donate to wildbow on  PayPal and Patreon . Music for this arc is “Interloper” by Kevin MacLeod ( incompetech.com ). Licensed un...

This delightful chapter starts off with a flashback. I think you’ll find it quite illuminating. Don’t go into the light, Sy. You can donate to wildbow on  PayPal and Patreon . Music for this arc is “Interloper” by Kevin MacLeod ( incompetech.com ). Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License. Learn more at http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ . The po...

Helen, Jamie, and Sy face two big problems and some big questions about the morality of their actions. At least they also have cookies. Reader’s note: This is chapter contains my favorite Helen monologue so far. If this is also your favorite Helen monologue, go donate to wildbow on PayPal and Patreon . Music for this arc is “Interloper” by Kevin MacLeod ( incompetech.com ). Licen...

Remember those assassins? Buckle up, because here we go. Helen is an excellent actress and the Lambs have an unlikely savior. Head on over to PayPal and Patreon to donate to wildbow. Music for this arc is “Interloper” by Kevin MacLeod ( incompetech.com ). Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License. Learn more at http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ . The post Es...

Here we are in Whitney. You’re invited to the party, but I don’t think the Lambs are. Get ready for some Sy-Jamie banter and good old-fashioned espionage. You’re also invited to donate to wildbow on PayPal and Patreon ! Music for this arc is “Interloper” by Kevin MacLeod ( incompetech.com ). Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License. Learn more at ht...

Welcome to the Lambs’ new adventure. Lillian isn’t thrilled with their new assignment, with interesting consequences. Hopefully you like it more than Lillian does and donate to wildbow on PayPal and Patreon . Music for this arc is “Interloper” by Kevin MacLeod ( incompetech.com ). Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License Learn more at http://creativecommo...

I hope you’re ready for a surprise in this chapter. A surprise like…a brand new reader! Welcome to this extremely exclusive club, Daniel. We’re happy to have you. Listeners, my good friend Daniel Palumbo will probably be back for at least one more enemy chapter, followed by some other theater-minded friends of mine. To everyone I’ve heard from asking to contribute to this a...

Time to wrap up our introduction to Genevieve Fray. It’s certainly been an exciting time here in Kensford, even if it hasn’t gone especially well for Sy and his pals. With a little luck, though, the Lambs will be able to squeeze out some small victory from this situation here at the bitter end. You know, maybe I can squeeze some donations out of you, dear listener, for wildbow on PayPa...

You know what there hasn’t been enough of in this arc lately? Politics. Get yourself ready for some serious politics in this chapter. Having come so far, will Sy and the Lambs be foiled again by sheer bureaucracy? Have a listen and find out. It looks like PayPal updated their interface lately in a pretty exciting way. You should check it out by donating to wildbow there and on Patreon . Musi...

There’s an awful lot of tension and frustration in this chapter, but bear with us. By the time you get to the end, the Lambs will be moving forward again towards whatever victory they can squeeze out of this situation. Sy is getting closer to his solution. Our little heroes’ trust in one another is becoming strained. Let’s jump in together and listen to the beginning of the end o...

In this chapter, Mary gives Sy a very particular  look . Several times. I’m not sure whether he’ll survive this one. Look over there! It’s a PayPal and Patreon where you can donate to wildbow! Music for this arc is “Danse of Questionable Tuning ” by Kevin MacLeod ( incompetech.com ).  Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License. Learn more at  http://creativecommo...

There are some fun facts about stitched in this chapter! Keep an ear out for them. Wildbow’s worlds will wax with wealth. Donate on PayPal and Patreon . Music for this arc is “Danse of Questionable Tuning ” by Kevin MacLeod ( incompetech.com ).  Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License. Learn more at  http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ . The post Stitch in Time 4....

Do Sy, Gordon, and Jamie dress in drag in this chapter? Have a listen to find out! Do you want to see wildbow dress in drag? Well, I can’t help you with that. But I can help you help keep his stories coming by donating on PayPal or Patreon . Music for this arc is “Danse of Questionable Tuning ” by Kevin MacLeod ( incompetech.com ).  Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License...

You may think I pronounced a name incorrectly in this chapter. I did not. Wildbow will eventually share the answers to the mysteries he creates with us if we keep donating to his PayPal and Patreon . I highly recommend it. Music for this arc is “Danse of Questionable Tuning ” by Kevin MacLeod ( incompetech.com ).  Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License. Learn more at  http://c...

This chapter contains a subtle knife pun. You’ll have to be pretty sharp to catch it. Donate to wildbow on PayPal and Patreon ! Music for this arc is “Danse of Questionable Tuning ” by Kevin MacLeod ( incompetech.com ).  Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License. Learn more at  http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ . The post Stitch in Time 4.5 first appeared on Twig...

Please, enjoy this truly fascinating dialogue. I promise that both conversationalists are playing one level higher than you. Of course, wildbow is always playing one level higher than you. Therefore, you should donate on PayPal or Patreon . Music for this arc is “Danse of Questionable Tuning ” by Kevin MacLeod ( incompetech.com ).  Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License. Learn...

Well. It appears this won’t just be a leisurely jaunt through a quaint little storybook town. Whoever could have guessed? Now, who wants to hear a little more about Sy’s backstory? Personally, I live for backstory. It’s my favorite part of any character’s development. Suffice to say that this chapter has some especially juicy tidbits about what Sy got up to before Arc 1. I...

Girls are scary. But they’re even scarier in large numbers. Fund more scary girls by donating to wildbow on PayPal or Patreon ! Music for this arc is “Danse of Questionable Tuning ” by Kevin MacLeod ( incompetech.com ).  Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License. Learn more at  http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ . The post Stitch in Time 4.2 first appeared on Twig...