twentynothings

Sex, lies, and period blood… GASP! Join the ladiez as they read through some r/AmITheAsshole posts and surprisingly disagree on just who is the asshole for a couple of them… listen in and decide whose side you are on! Comment below and whoever has the least popular opinion, decided by you, will be punished with a brutal and untimely death. Stay easy ladiez!!

Be sure to puff puff but DO NOT PASS on this special episode of the twentynothings podcast!! Partake a bit yourself and listen to a very high Kaitlin and Dani attempt to hold up a conversation! Play along as the ladiez play taboo and that one numbers game where you have to guess what number someone is thinking of by asking them to rank certain categories (who know what that game is called?). Let’s...

We made it through another year!! This week, Kait, Dani, and Syd record a hungover episode to talk about the highlights of 2023, get into the debauchery that was our New Year’s Eve celebration the night before, and our hopes for 2024. From the bottom of our cold, dead hearts, the twentynothings crew thanks you for being such loyal listeners and we can’t wait to get even weirder in 2024! Bless up t...

🎄🎄MERRY CHRISTMAS🎄🎄!! Now that it’s finally DICKmas 👅💦Santa’s about to slide 🎅🏾😉 down your hot 🔥 hot 🔥chimney tonight. So lick 💦💋those juicy candy canes and drink up that creamy eggnog🍼, it’s about to get wet down at Santa’s workshop🍆🍆! Don’t forgot to slide down that XXXtra 🎅🏾🎅🏾 big North Pole, and make sure your 🍪 cookie 🍪is yummy enough for Santa to eat👄! 👀 But are you b...

DID YOU THINK WE FORGOT?? Ok we might’ve but there’s a lot going on, okay? Worry not, your patience will be rewarded with the JUICIEST episode the ladiez have EVER recorded. You heard right, LET’S TALK ABOUT SEX BABY!

Oh no OH no OH NOOOOOO SAY IT ISNT SO!!!! A boy found the podcast??? ‘Fraid so, pal. And that’s not all. HE LET US KNOW. In other news, the ladiez hit the streets of New York City, find a passport, lose some credit cards, and get into even more tomfoolery than usual. Tune in to hear all the juicy deets!!!

Say whattttttt?????????? Kaitlin prepared for and led an entire episode and maybe created the best one yet?????????? NEVER DISCOUNT THE UNDERDOG. Tune in to hear Kaitlin’s redemption as she retells how she met Dani and ROASTS DANI FOR FORTY MINUTES STRAIGHT when she opens the vault of Dani’s drunkest moments…. sorry mom

Oooooohhhh boyyyyy. The holidays strike again. Between hometown hookups, car troubles, and bad haircuts, the ladiez are absolutely EXHAUSTED from their Thanksgiving break. Wanna hear about the bangs that broke Kaitlin? The too-flirty friend that broke Dani? The triangle of death that broke the Prius? Tune in mofo

Six years into the beautiful friendship between Kaitlin and Dani, the ladiesz revisit how they met! However, Kaitlin was woefully unprepared for this episode, so Dani takes the stage to tell HER side of the story (and it’s not pretty). Take a listen while you take a break from your awful family! Gobble gobble bitch

Why, hello there!! What brings you round these parts? Oh, you have a question? WELL WE HAVE ANSWERS. This week, the ladiez give a weekend recap, answer YOUR questions, and dive into a little game of Would You Rather… that accidentally was entirely about time travel. Whoops! Give it a listen and tell us how you would’ve answered in the comments below! Or not! No pressure!

Let’s take it back to the basics with a CLASSIC weekend recap with the one and only twentynothings ladiez. Dats right big guy, Kaitlin gets into her roommate-less weekend filled with adult pleasures (and not in the way you think) and Dani treks to Wilmywood to kiss strange boys! WOWZA!

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The return… of…. the… UTI!!!!!! That’s right, chimbitas, Johnny and Dani travel far and wide to see everyone’s favorite anonymous comedienne! Between ascending a mountain, going to the largest nightclub in Latin America, and male nudity, you could say we safely #didthedamnthing. LETS GET INTO IT. ¡Que gonorrea!

Ask and ye shall receive… Kaitlin and Dani get legally stoned with everyone’s favorite stoner, Aleya!! Get ready for calmly chaotic discussions about life, simple games that became mind-bogglingly difficult, and technically difficulties (stoned us forget to check on a few things… our bad). ZOOT SCOOT MAGOOT

YIKKKEEEEESSS my guy that’s a tough one but hey a lot of other super kooky things happened this September and the ladiez go through all of it! From chasing boys around wilmywood to getting COVID at the same time to a… MURDER. Let’s catch up bitch

Danielle and Kaitlin would like to formally thank their fans for their patience while they prepared for the second season of the Twentynothings podcast, and have a message to deliver: …….WE’RE BACK BITCHEZZZZZ. Dat’s right, we are getting back into the swing o’ things with an absolute BANGIN episode of ITALIAN MISCHIEF and DRUNK TOMFOOLERY undergone by the motley crew that is Kait’s family. Listen...

Yeah, you could say Kaitlin was stalked and Dani was almost murdered… this week, for the SEASON FINALE, the ladiez tell all about their online dating experiences, the good, the bad, and the OH MY GOD AM I GONNA BE WORN AS A SUIT?!? Also, hear a little about the infamous Daddio of the Patio event and a few other shenanigans. After this, the ladiez are taking a little break to get those creative jui...

Hey, what’s poppin, don’t mind me just PICKING MY NOSE IN A ROOM FULL OF PEOPLE what’s up y’all??? In an effort to give the people what they want (piping hot tea), Kaitlin and Dani pull embarrassing questions from the World Wide Web to get a little… too honest if ya ask me. Wanna hear about their wardrobe malfunctions? Dumbest things they’ve done in front of their crushes? And even more juicy tea...

The tea is piping hot ladiez! We get RIGHT into it this episode when we reveal the full story behind *spooky sound* The Banker and The Bar Owner (no relation to The Bartender). Kaitlin also takes about her event-filled trip to the city that never sleeps! Listen to the full episode to hear Kait’s mic go out and Dani’s heart break

chaos CHaos CHAOS I TELL YOU ayo washpoppin wanna hear about Kaitlin and Dani’s weekends and witness them devolve into puddles of laughter?? Then you are in the right place. Between trying to remember everybody’s birthdays, to going to strange homes, to the Meg 2, we are here to discuss WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED THIS WEEKEND

POV: Kaitlin tries to clear her name and actively makes in murkier WOOP WOOP THATS THE SOUND OF THE POLICE WOOP WOOP also Kaitlin learns how to be alone and Dani gets a DM from a MAN GASP

EXTRA EXTRA READ ALL ABOUT IT and by read we mean listen because this is an audio only podcast HEY SPORTS FANS did you know that Sydney now considers herself a member of the podcast team and invites herself over for recordings?? Jkjk (yeesh) but we are THRILLED to share this adventure-filled weekend recap with fan favorite Syddle the Kiddle **beware that some parts may pierce eardrums**

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The gruesome twosome is back at it with a GUEST FREE episode - I know, a bummer BUT this is the first episode when Kaitlin and Dani record in their SHARED living room because they LIVE TOGETHER NOW!!! Let’s all pray for their mental health

WOAH WOAH WOAH. You CANT be serious. TWO GUESTS in ONE EPISODE??? That’s right pricks, we have Sydney back again (since y’all ate that shit up last time) and we have the Comedienne Uti before she moves to South America! We get into smut, diarrhea, and some juicy poetry from Uti’s personal collection. LETS GET INTO IT LADIEZ!