twentynothings

talk about planes, trains, and automobiles… this week, the ladiez celebrate the finale of season four with a good ole fashioned recap of the past week’s shenanigans, including a boozy brunch, 21+ night at the children’s museum, and Dani’s fantastic trip to Seattle (including her absolutely mind boggling journey home)! As always, thank you to our small but dedicated following and please reach out t...

POV: it’s 2008, your parents are arguing about the recession but you have demi lovato to get you through #itsnotjustaphase Join the ladiez as their siblings (and sibling adjacent ig) roast their embarrassing pasts. And, let’s be honest, isn’t that just their whole past??

If you’ve ever worked in food service, odds are you’ve heard the term “86,” whether it was an ingredient your restaurant ran out of or a menu item you were no longer selling. This week, the ladiez take it one step further and decide to 86 things that annoy them out of existence. Cockroaches? 86’ed. Plastic trash bags? 86’ed. Working on Fridays? You guessed it, 86’ed. Tune in to hear the full lists...

The ladiez have had quite an eventful past week and will have an eventful month ahead! ¡Que Rico! Not only did Kaitlin and Dani return to their undergrad roots with a good ole fashioned game of stack cup and late night drunchies, but also with international travel! Hear all about their weekend shenanigans and planned Colombian activities, including some bread math (it’ll be an inside joke once you...

How well do you know the 90s? If you are anything like the ladiez, you were barely alive for them, so what you know is only hearsay! This week, Kaitlin quizzes Dani on seemingly impossible 90s trivia (or Dani just doesn't know the answers). We're talking OJ. We're talking the world wide web. We're... talking. Yep, mostly just talking. Loyal listeners will enjoy a bit of gossip towa...

this week, the ladiez return to their roots for a good ole fashioned chit-chat where nothing gets accomplished you leave with more questions than answers. fresh off of killing a bottle of bubbly white wine, Kait and Dani launch into a hard-hitting discussion of tattoos, getting the wind knocked out of them, and sweat. yes, sweat. not to mention a philosophical and theoretical discourse in which th...

Aleya is back on the pod!! It's about damn time!! This week, the lucky ladiez are joined by everyone's favorite good time gal, Ley Ley!!! After a spicy update, Dani and Aleya launch headfirst into a detailed analysis of RuPaul's Drag Race, including providing commentary on challenges, judging the judges, and ranking their top 5 favorite drag queens! Meanwhile, Kaitlin had no clue what...

you said WHAT happened on NYE?? big if true... but, before we get into that... this week, the ladiez get into the ups and downs of 2024 and how the vibez are looking and cooking for 2025. Kaitlin treats Dani to a surprise tarot reading that's weirdly chock full of pasta and Dani returns that in kind by reading Kaitlin for filth. Upon re-listening, the ladiez thought this was their best episode in...

Buckle up for a wild Christmas recap as the ladiez talk through the presents they gave, the ones they got, and the pop culture rabbit holes they went down. Dani’s out here mildly obsessed with Theo Von (is he actually that hot? Dani thinks so) and CT from the Challenge, while Kaitlin drank so much wine over the holidays that she ends up spilling water on her own butt stone cold sober. Tune in for...

Fan favorite big Nol returns this week for a fashionably late episode of the twentynothings podcast! Hear him absolutely abuse the ladiez as they present their hottest takes and maybe hear a few of his too… 🤫 water fountains? Traffic circles? Dogs in public? LETS GET INTO IT.

“Joey, The Ladies es Walks Max en You There Beautiful Reflections por Eri, Queens The From Generations Girl” is what Siri thought Dani was saying when she was trying to voice to text the caption for the description of this episode while she was high

It’s everyone’s favorite time of year - when your Instagram stories are overloaded with Spotify Wrapped screenshots that you pay no attention to! Or maybe you do and psychoanalyze those you call “internet friends!” Tune in this week for a festive recap of a bonkers holiday party, an explanation of why Kaitlin will be canceled on the anniversary of the sinking of the Titanic, and a high-level analy...

How many movies have you seen this year? Bet it’s less than us, you stupid loser. Let us educate you with our astute critical analyses of the blockbusters of 2024. Gladiator II? More like Glad I Saw It. Twisters? More like chef’s kiss-ters. Deadpool and Wolverine? More like dead cool and wolver-spleen. (I’ll work on it). Join the ladiez as they recap their tops and bottoms of the year, as well as...

on this fine black friday, let's go on a journey of emotional healing and cosmic burning. this week, the ladiez are joined by regular guest star sydney! sydney was gracious enough to indulge us by talking about her harrowing dating journey and giving the people what they want: another man to sh*t on. then, kaitlin and dani divulge the juiciest bits from their highly anticipated wedding appearance....

The truth hurts, kid… this week, Dani ranks her top 5 favorite holidays and Kaitlin is NOT pleased with the results, the ladiez undergo the painfully human experience of trying to figure out “what song am I thinking of?” and Dani revives the age old tradition of performing popular songs in the way of the spoken word (iykyk). Tag along on this jolly and carefree episode and listen carefully to hear...

WOAH WOah woah... what now?!? can i believe my own eyes?? are my trusted peepers failing me?? these are questions you may be asking yourself. fear not, you can rely on those pretty ojos, as Kaitlin indeed let a strange man take photos of her. tune in to hear those gory details, as well as stories of Kaitlin threatening to physically harm her sweet grandmother, Dani having an intense adverse reacti...

this week, the ladiez are serving up more than just hot takes! join us as we discuss eating healthy as a gen z menace, Kaitlin recaps an exciting weekend of walking and brunching, and Dani finally understands America's food crisis (the pieces click into place live, in real time). put on your bibs ladies, theybies, and gents, cuz this episode is just like a good pizza: messy, hot, and will leave yo...

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Yes, they’re real 😉 🍒 👅 but the news may be fake! Join the ladiez as Kaitlin quizzes Dani on all things real versus fake, from news headlines to Gossip Girl quotes! Whether it’s horny kangaroos, knitting chimpanzees, or vaginal Eye of Sauron pillows, you will hear a critical point of view 🤔 also, stay tuned for the end of the episode, when we get into our predictions for Kaitlin’s housewarming...

Is it hot in here or is it just episode 69? In honor of the most sexual number of all the numbers, this week the ladiez get INTO IT. And by it we mean SEX. Play along as Dani quizzes Kait in some sex trivia, plays probably the most scandalous game of would you rather EVER, and, of course, tells some JUICY 🧃 🍑 🍊 🍎 😅 stories along the way…. This episode is not for the faint of heart and is also...

As the ladiez get tipsier throughout their double recording session, you could say they get a little bit more… in touch with themselves…. This week, Dani recaps a bit of her break, including but not limited to her aging, moving, and becoming a zen master. As a certain substance takes effect, she mentally slithers into the depths of her prefrontal cortex, riding the tide through the ebbs and flows...

Guess who’s back? Back again? Did you miss us?!?!? ….well jeez you could’ve at least pretended. WE’RE BACK BABY! AND BETTER THAN EVER! The ladiez have had quite the eventful break this past month, as they have decided to consciously uncouple. But, don’t fret! The pod is stronger than ever! Get a glimpse into Kait’s break, including a horrible move, expensive tequila, and a certain boy in a certain...

The ladiez are bringing you cradle to grave, they are giving you stem to stern, bringing head to toe, hilt to tip, breadth and depth and length and exposition to resolution honey!!! This week, Kait and Dani discuss their ~interesting~ relationships with their college roommates, plan their dreams weddings (or lack thereof), and discuss what next season will hold! FOR THE GAYBIES LADIEZ AND THEYBIES...

WELCOME TO WWE SMACKDOWN SMASH OR PASS EDITION. In the penultimate episode of the third season of the most mediocre podcast ever, the ladiez go head to head in a game of smash or pass! You may be thinking, these girls would open their… homes… to anyone right? Correct! Which is why most of the que-sex-tions pertain to non-human objects or theoretical concepts. Let’s get metaphysically horny, baby...

Nibblin' on sponge cake Watchin' the sun bake All of those tourists covered in oil Strummin' my six-string On my front porch swing Smell those shrimp, hey, they're beginnin' to boil. Wasted away again in Margaritaville Searching for my lost shaker of salt Some people claim that there's a woman to blame But I know it's nobody's fault. I don't know the reason I stayed here all season Nothin' to show...