Twenty Going On Forty

Danielle battles a hangover at Epcot with her parents in tow, delivering a hilariously tragic tale of poor life choices. Meanwhile, Chris recounts his late-night showdown with a rogue mouse in his cabin, starring Blue the Cat who failed Chief Mouser school.   From Epcot stumbles to rodent warfare, this episode is peak Twenty Going on Forty chaos. A must-listen for anyone who’s ever been defeated b...

Let’s set the stage: Thanksgiving, the pinnacle of feasting and family gatherings. But for Danielle? It was a lonely plate of asparagus and existential questions about pescatarian neglect. Chris and Danielle plunge us headfirst into a "Would You Rather" conundrum for the ages: sneezing glitter or farting confetti.  Would you prefer to sneeze glitter and risk turning every allergy season into a rav...

This week on Twenty Going on Forty, Chris and Danielle take us on a hilarious deep dive into the wide world of reality TV, from sun-soaked villas (Love Island) to mosquito-infested wildernesses (Alone). It's an episode that seamlessly transitions from gossiping about who recoupled with who, to planning a hypothetical survival strategy in the Canadian backwoods. Naturally, it’s equal parts chaotic...

In Episode 15 of “Twenty Going on Forty”, we dive deep into the epic saga of Chris's tribal tattoo journey! Chris spills the ink (literally and figuratively) on his half-complete body suite, a bold masterpiece crafted by none other than the legendary tattoo artist Allison Way. With Danielle reacting to each twist and turn, from the initial adrenaline rush of that first chest tattoo session to the...

In this delightfully chaotic episode of “Twenty Going on Forty”, Chris and Danielle dive headfirst into a question no one asked—but everyone secretly wants answered: Would you rather fight a vampire or a werewolf? What starts as a quirky debate quickly spirals into a full-on existential rollercoaster, where bloodthirsty creatures are only the beginning of the journey.   If you’ve ever wondered whe...

In this week’s episode of Twenty Going on Forty, Chris and Danielle throw us headfirst into the animal kingdom—and not the cute, cuddly side. Nope, they peel back the layers (literally) and dive into the absolute nightmare fuel that is: what animals look like without fur or feathers. Spoiler alert: You’ll never see a rabbit or a parrot the same way again.   This episode is a perfect cocktail of di...

Episode 12 of Twenty Going on Forty is a wild ride through the galaxy far, far away—but this time, it’s not lightsabers and epic battles. Chris and Danielle bravely tackle the question that’s haunted Star Wars fans for years: would you rather walk in on Jabba the Hutt taking a dump, or have the ever-annoying Jar Jar Binks bust in on your bathroom time? Chris and Danielle dissect the absurdity of e...

In this episode, Chris and Danielle take a whimsical leap into the feline world, exploring the hilarious possibility of switching places with their cats.  Episode 11 is a purr-fect blend of humor, relatable anecdotes, and a dash of existential musings on what it really means to be a cat. If you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to trade lives with your pet, this episode is a must-listen. Just...

In this delightfully offbeat episode, Chris and Danielle dive into the ultimate “Would You Rather” dilemma: Would you prefer to always speak in rhymes or to sing everything you say?  Chris and Danielle tackle the rhyming and singing scenarios with their trademark wit, engaging in a lively debate about the merits and pitfalls of each option. The episode is filled with hilarious attempts at rhyming...

In this hilarious episode of Twenty Going on Forty, Chris and Danielle take us on a wild trip that begins with refined dining in Italy and ends with a deep dive into the absurdity of children’s television. Danielle kicks things off with her glamorous trip to Italy, complete with a meal at a five-star restaurant. She paints the scene beautifully, making you feel like you’re right there with her, ba...

In this blink-and-you'll-miss-it episode of Twenty Going on Forty, Chris and Danielle dive into the world of Ybor City’s nightclubs. Danielle passionately shares her love for Ybor’s vibrant nightlife, describing the neon lights, leather whips, and all the wild stories that come with it. It’s short, sweet, and leaves you wanting more—like getting kicked out of the club just as your favorite son...

In this wild episode of “Twenty Going on Forty”, Chris and Danielle kick things off with a round of their favorite game, Either/Or. The burning question: would you rather fight a horse-sized duck or 100 duck-sized horses? The debate gets scientific (and hilarious) as they weigh the pros and cons of battling these bizarre creatures. Danielle then takes the reins with some surprising facts about the...

Ah, Episode 6, where the show finally hits its stride, or maybe just a different kind of high. First, let's talk about Danielle, who’s clearly living her best life this episode by experiencing the, um, “elevated” state of being high on the devils lettuce. She’s gone full "weed guru" while Chris is playing the role of the world's most sober stoner. You’ve got to love the irony of...

In Episode 5 of Twenty Going on Forty, Danielle and Chris serve up another heaping helping of hilarity, awkwardness, and life lessons you didn’t ask for but are somehow glad you got.  The episode kicks off with a grand tour of Danielle’s state-of-the-art podcast studio, which has everything you’d expect—high-tech gadgets, sleek design, and... a smelly cat litter box. The episode takes a deep dive...

In this hilarious episode, we dive into Danielle’s epic trip to Maine with her best friend and super athlete, Kendra. Get ready for some laughs as Danielle reveals her unexpected love for Northeast rest stops—who knew bathrooms could be so safe and clean? The real adventure begins when Danielle recounts her near-death experience in class 5 river rapids. Spoiler alert: She didn't actually drown...

In this episode, we dive into the ultimate showdown: 80s toys vs. 2000s toys. Get ready to cringe at the horrors of Garbage Pail Kids and question the sanity of Danielle’s My Meebas toy which might just be mistaken for a questionable adult item. Plus, we'll take a walk down memory lane to a time when kids could easily buy cigarettes without raising an eyebrow. Join us as we relive childhood, o...

In today's episode, Danielle spills the beans on her go-to sob session spot at Steak and Shake—because sometimes a good cry needs a side of fries. Then, buckle up as Chris regales us with his unforgettable monkey escapades, including the infamous tale of a primate misadventure involving a PVC pipe and, well, some sensitive monkey business. Trust us, you won't want to miss this wild ride! N...

In the pilot episode of Twenty Going on Forty, hosts Danielle (the youthful 23-year-old) and Chris (the seasoned 43-year-old) give you the scoop on how this unlikely duo came together to birth a podcast. But wait, the real meat of the episode is the crucial question that's plagued generations: Team Edward or Team Jacob? And just when you think the podcast couldn't get any more off-topic, Danielle...