Trail Twats
Twat Thoughts: A Trail Twats Podcast
Twat Thoughts is the unapologetic horseback riding podcast hosted by Andi and Taylor, the creators of Trail Twats. From chaotic trail rides and horse camp stories to internet drama, equestrian culture, and real conversations about life, this podcast is where horse girls come to laugh, vent, and feel understood. Built for the women who ride a little differently — saddle bags full of drinks, speakers playing music, and zero interest in fitting the "perfect horse girl" mold — Twat Thoughts brings together humor, honesty, and the kind of conversations you'd normally only hear around the campfire a...
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Episodes
Ep. 9 | A Donkey Walks Into Applebee's 08.07.2026 54:23
In this episode of Twat Thoughts , we are diving headfirst into the drama, the donkeys, and the questionable decisions. We talk about the Give Back controversy and what happens when trying to do something good turns into a whole mess. Then we head across the world to talk about the Brumbies in Australia and the debate surrounding what's happening to them. Rabbit also takes his very first camping t...
Ep. 8 | We Rode Into a Rezoning Meeting 01.07.2026 55:34
In this episode of Twat Thoughts , we recap the viral moment of Taylor and Crystal riding straight into a rezoning meeting to protest commercial development of farmland and AI data centers. Because apparently some people write emails… and some people saddle up. We also break down how our Goodwill Gown Ride went, including the chaos, the questionable fashion choices, and the commitment to being the...
Ep. 7 | Twat Art & Horse World Controversy 24.06.2026 56:05
In this episode of Twat Thoughts , we get a little real, a little feral, and somehow still end up talking about seltzers. We talk about the heartbreak of losing farm animals, the internet controversies that come with sharing your life online, and why everyone suddenly becomes an expert in your comments section. We also share the stories of how we met our spouses — aka the Twat Wranglers — and how...
Ep. 6 | Would you rather give up crocs or hard seltzers? 17.06.2026 56:44
In this episode of Twat Thoughts, we recap Taylor's birthday weekend and the questionable decisions that followed, including riding horses into bars and causing general chaos around Spring Hill. We share the latest Trail Twats mission of trying to get added into Urban Dictionary, while Ally and Taylor continue their mission to become public nuisances by riding horses through fireworks tents, Taco...
Ep. 5 | Redefining the Word Twat and Run-ins with the Cops 10.06.2026 1:00:13
In this episode of Twat Thoughts, we tackle one of life's most important questions: *Is "twat" actually a bad word?* We make our case for redefining it, discuss our plans to get a Trail Twats Wikipedia page, and introduce the next generation of feral horse girls and boys: the Trail Tots. We swap stories about running into Trail Twat fans in the wild (including an unforgettable Applebee's encounter...
Ep. 4 | Shewees, Sponsors, & Seltzers 03.06.2026 56:30
In this episode of Twat Thoughts, we're covering everything from riding horses in Crocs and bucket-list trail-riding destinations to why we have "poor horses" filtered in our comments. We continue the emotionally exhausting search for a hard seltzer worthy of replacing White Claw, discuss horse auctions, and talk about where we see the Trail Twats headed. We also unpack Taylor's "AA sponsor," revi...
Ep. 3 | Addressing The Suwannee Drama & Paso Fino Propaganda 27.05.2026 51:34
Welcome back to Twat Thoughts Episode 3 🍻🐴 This week the twats are covering a little bit of everything — from beer breaking horses and Taylor's new foal to why Paso Finos deserve WAY more respect as trail horses. We dive into the misconceptions around their natural gait, why so many people misunderstand the breed, and what actually makes them incredible trail mounts. We also spill the tea on our...
Ep. 2 | Finding a New Trail Drink (Against Our Will) 20.05.2026 56:58
In this episode of Twat Thoughts, we're covering everything from emergency vet bills and how the first episode went, as well as the devastating search for a White Claw replacement. We test new seltzers, played a new game and officially introduce a new segment: Taylor's Twat Training Tip of the Week. We also talk about the upcoming ranch course competition at Black Knuckle Ranch, spill some early T...
Ep. 1 | What even is a Trail Twat? 11.05.2026 54:13
Welcome to the very first episode of Twat Thoughts: A Trail Twat Podcast, Presented by Black Knuckle Ranch and BKR Ranchwear. In this episode, Andi and Taylor dive into how Trail Twats started — from a small group of girls trail riding with saddlebags full of drinks, speakers blasting music, and zero intention of becoming internet personalities… to building one of the fastest-growing horse commun...
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