Turtle Time

On today's episode of Turtle Time - "Clash of the Titans" - we talk about going to a wonderful Vanderpump Rules party at SUR (10:10) , and then we break down the Summer House season 10 trailer. (24:35) We then talk about this week's episode of Vanderpump Rules - season 12 episode 2 - "Audrey's 22nd Birthday" and how much our judgement is now clouded after having met most of them. (38:10) And final...

In this very special episode of Turtle Time - "The Battle of Rufio and Hermione" - Amy and Riley talk about so much news it will have your head spinning. News items such as Lindsay Hubbard and Mr. Bananas' war of words, Austen Kroll's Raising Cane's sponsorship that stars a familiar Christmas icon, Countess Luann's US Weekly cover, and Quentin Tarantino's awful denigration of Paul Dano's acting sk...

On today's episode of Turtle Time - "Vanderpump's New Rules" we talk about Steve McBee reporting to prison with the help of Todd Chrisley's tips, Jen Shah never coming back to RHOSLC, Southern Charm's Taylor Ann Green and Salley Carson's feud (00:00 - 29:10), and then we breeze through a quick recap of this week's awful Real Housewives of Potomac episode and why it's particularly bad. (29:10) We t...

Amy and Riley discuss Brittany Cartwright getting upset about people being critical of her and Jax's relationship. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us...

In this very special post-Thanksgiving episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss the odd Vanderpump Rules tribute special - "Raise Your Glasses to 11 Seasons" and debate why it exists. (00:00 - 23:10) And then we vicariously party our asses off while talking about this week's very fun episode of Southern Charm. (23:10). If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join t...

On today's episode of Turtle Time - "The End of Crazy Rich Asians" - we discuss Jenna Lyons being fired / quitting RHONY, Jen Shah being released from prison soon, Gia Giudice winning Special Forces, and much more! (00:00 - 27:55) We then quickly discuss this week's episode of the Real Housewives of Potomac - season 10, episode 8 - "We Need To Talk About Thiemo" (27:55) And finally, we recap this...

Amy and Riley discuss what "demoted" means in the VPR universe. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠TikTok⁠ or ⁠Instagram⁠. Learn more about your a...

On today's episode of Turtle Time - "Whitney's Lair" - we discuss Mauricio Umansky's hot as hell cover for People magazine and our night at the YouTube screening of Wicked: For Good. (00:00 - 30:20). And after all of that we discuss the season 11 premiere of Southern Charm. (30:20) And finally, we take one last bite of the orange by discussing part 3 of the Real Housewives of Orange County season...

In this teaser from our Patreon recap of BravoCon 2025, we discuss getting our energy back after a day without water in our hotel. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your...

On today's episode of Turtle Time - "The Church of Mary Cosby" - we discuss the news from BravoCon 2025 which includes the Lindsay Hubbard / Tom Sandoval hotel fight, the Madison LeCroy / Sai De Silva feud, Shep Rose ranting about Paige DeSorbo and much more! (00:00 - 38:35) We then quickly discuss this week's episode of the Real Housewives of Potomac - season 10, episode 7 - "The Return of Ash T....

On today's episode of Turtle Time - "The Night at Mastro's" - we discuss Heather Gay saying again that she had sex with Captain Jason, the new RHONY casting rumors, and Dolores and Paulie from RHONJ getting engaged. (00:00 - 15:45). And after all of that we give our thoughts on the Dr. Wendy Osefo episode of Wife Swap: The Real Housewives Edition. (15:45) We then discuss part 2 of the Real Housewi...

On today's episode of Turtle Time - "The Unflyable Meredith Marks" - we discuss Tom Schwartz' new soft launched girlfriend, Captain Jason refuting Heather Gay's claim that they made love, and Cole McBee getting engaged! (00:00 - 21:55) We then quickly discuss this week's episode of the Real Housewives of Potomac - season 10, episode 6 - "Suns Out, Buns Out" . (21:25) And finally, we recap this wee...

In this teaser from our Patreon recap of "Training Days" (Season 8, Episode 2) of Vanderpump Rules, we discuss Lisa Vanderpump making Ariana Madix grovel for her job back. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And i...

On today's episode of Turtle Time - "Tamra Grudge Won’t Budge" - we discuss Lisa Barlow providing new evidence from Todd Newport's infamous date, Christina Applegate's strong words for the cast of RHOSLC, and a possible reconciliation for Teresa Guidice and Joe Gorga. (00:00 - 20:40). And after all of that we give our thoughts on the Emily Simpson episode of Wife Swap: The Real Housewives Edition....

On today's episode of Turtle Time - "We Need to Talk About Todd" - we discuss our thoughts on the Vanderpump Rules season 12 trailer, the RHOBH trailer, Brittany Cartwright's Victorian vampire party, and JT Thomas getting the hell out of the county. (00:00 - 35:25) We then quickly discuss this week's episode of the Real Housewives of Potomac - season 10, episode 5 - "Alexander Hamilton's House". (...

In this teaser from our Patreon recap of the Season 8 premiere of Vanderpump Rules, we discuss whether or not Dayna Kathan and Peter Madrigal made out in the bathroom at the Mondrian. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each...

On today's episode of Turtle Time -"Gretchen's Last Supper" - we start by talking about Tom Schwartz' huge kickflip outside of TomTom, the RHOC reunion trailer, Andy Cohen's Call Her Daddy interview (00:00 - 18:00) and Melissa Gorga's episode of Wife Swap: Real Housewives Edition (18:10) We then discuss this week's revelatory episode of The Real Housewives of Orange County (season 19 finale) - "Ta...

Amy and Riley talk about various films for 7 minutes! If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠TikTok⁠ or ⁠Instagram⁠. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/pr...

On today's episode of Turtle Time - "Conwyn Fraudport" - we talk about Mike Shay DJ'ing Tamra Judge's RHOC reunion party, the RHOC reunion outfits, and the RHONY reunion at Andy Cohen's 10-year Radio Andy anniversary. (00:00 - 15:00) We then discuss this week's episode of the Real Housewives of Potomac - season 10, episode 4 - "The Empty Card". (15:00) And finally, we recap this week's episode of...

On today's episode of Turtle Time -"While the Wife is Away, Angie K will Play" - we start by discussing Ken Burns again, then Sean Penn again, and then Charlie Sheen. (00:00 - 27:00) And after all of that we give our thoughts on the first episode of Wife Swap: The Real Housewives Edition starring Angie K. (27:50) We then discuss this week's insufferable episode of The Real Housewives of Orange Cou...

On today's episode of Turtle Time - "No Soup For Us" - we talk about Mr. Scorsese, the new documentary on Martin Scorsese, Richard Linklater's upcoming double feature, Next Gen NYC season 2 filming, and Heather Gay's new show, Surviving Mormonism. (00:00 - 37:00) We then briefly discuss this week's awful episode of the Real Housewives of Potomac - season 10, episode 3 - "Checking In Again on The C...

In this teaser from our Patreon recap of the Season 7 finale of Vanderpump Rules, we discuss Scheana Shay adopting Adam Spott a penguin but never giving it to him. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you ne...

On today's episode of Turtle Time - "O.C., The McBee's, and Marysol's Knees" - we start by discussing Steve McBee Sr.'s sentencing to prison for two years, McBee Dynasty getting renewed for Season 3, and the US Weekly cover dedicated to RHOSLC. (00:00 - 24:50) We then discuss this week's horrendous episode of The Real Housewives of Orange County (season 19, episode 15) - "Shannon Eats a Weed Muffi...

On today's episode of Turtle Time - "The Soup Man Cometh" - we talk about Dr. Wendy Osefo and Happy Eddie being booked on felony fraud charges, Ariana Biermann and Hudson McLeroy breaking up, and the viral disinfectant ad that's "cleaning up" against the competition. (00:00 - 24:15) We then discuss this week's episode of the Real Housewives of Potomac - "It Was Mint To Be". (24:15) And finally, we...

On this week's Vanderpump Rules recap of the episode, "Brittany and the Beast" (Season 7, Episode 20), we discuss Brittany Cartwright's fascination with "Beauty and the Beast" and how it applies to her and Jax's relationship. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vande...