Turtle Time

On this very special episode of Turtle Time - "Ball Brothers 2: Dr. Turek's Revenge" - we discuss the latest developments in the unfolding Wilson-Batula Betrayal, as well as Bethenny Frankel's social media content. (00:00 - 27:10) As Turtle Time continues like a freight train at full speed, we discuss this week's horrifying episode The Valley (season 3, episode 2) - "Post-Mortem" and what is going...

On today's episode of Turtle Time - "Carl's A Mess and Kyle is Stressed" - we begin by talking about all of the latest updates from The Batula-Wilson Betrayal and many, many other things that are newsworthy. (00:00 - 31:20) And then we dedicate all of our energy to talking about this week's episode of Summer House - season 10, episode 10 - "The One Where Kyle Has a Little More Going On Than You Wo...

On our recap of the Season 9 premiere of Vanderpump Rules, we discuss James and Max's legendary fight. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠TikTok⁠ ...

On this very special episode of Turtle Time - "A Summer House in Shambles" - we discuss the latest developments in the West and Amanda saga and also touch on Sai De Silva getting divorced. (00:00 - 34:20) As Turtle Time continues, we discuss the lackluster season 3 premiere of The Valley and what is going wrong with the franchise. (34:20) And then, we recap this week's episode of the Real Housewiv...

On today's episode of Turtle Time - "My Mate's Missus" - we begin by talking about the biggest Bravo news in years - Amanda and West dating and provide all of the latest updates. And also say a huge happy birthday to Mr. Feeny who just turned 99. (00:00 - 33:05) And then we dedicate all of our energy to talking about this week's episode of Summer House - season 10, episode 9 - "A Little More Going...

Enter the Turtle Time Situation Room with us as we discuss Amanda Batula and West Wilson announcing that they are in a relationship. If you enjoyed this breaking news update and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the ⁠⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠⁠ and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week and uncovering all...

We discuss the West Wilson and Amanda Batula hookup rumors and how they make us feel. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠TikTok⁠ or ⁠Instagram⁠. L...

On this very special episode of Turtle Time - "Shep's Toast" - we discuss all of the hottest news of the week like Andy Cohen getting mad at Sarah Michelle Gellar, how we both go to sleep at night, and the RHONJ casting news.(00:00 - 23:35) As Turtle Time continues, we discuss the final part of the Southern Charm season 11 reunion and assess the season overall. (23:35) And then lastly, we recap th...

On today's episode of Turtle Time - "Kyle is Cooked" - we begin with some of the most vital news you've ever heard in your life - Margaret Josephs leaving RHONJ, the 20th anniversary of RHOC's premiere, and RHOM potentially not being cancelled. (00:00 - 30:25) And then we dedicate all of our energy to talking about this week's episode of Summer House - season 10, episode 8 - "What Hath Kyle Wrough...

On this very special episode of Turtle Time - "The Magician from Nashville" - we discuss all of the hottest news of the week like Project Hail Mary, Spider-Man, and Martha Stewart's cameo on the upcoming season of RHONY. (00:00 - 28:25) As Turtle Time continues, we discuss the first part of the Southern Charm season 11 reunion. (28:25) And then lastly, we recap this week's episode of the Real Hous...

On today's episode of Turtle Time - "Spin Thy Bottle" - we begin with some of the most vital news you've ever heard in your life - Austen Kroll's new cat food sponsorship, the RHOBH season 15 reunion seating chart, Lisa Vanderpump getting interviewed in London, and Banksy's unmasking. (00:00 - 34:55) And then we dedicate all of our energy to talking about this week's wonderful episode of Summer Ho...

Tom Sandoval and Tom Schwartz scrub the SUR toilets and engage in "toilet humor". Also, Jax Taylor has to take a spoonful of bitter medicine when Sandoval hosts a rival pool party. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each we...

On this very special episode of Turtle Time - "Craig's Lost Souls" - we discuss all of the hottest news of the week like Harrison Ford doing the press run of the century, Kyle Cooke saying he's attracted to Maura from Traitors, and we give a whole-hearted congratulations to Cole McBee for having another child on the way. (00:00 - 21:25) As Turtle Time continues, we discuss the season 11 finale of...

On today's episode of Turtle Time - "Bailey Blows It Big Time With Ben" - we begin with some of the most vital news you've ever heard in your life - Jax and Brittany's custody deal, the new RHONY cast with Carole Radziwill, Scheana Shay saying Lisa Vanderpump wanted Lala to have sex with Tom Sandoval, and that's just the start of it! (00:00 - 23:25) And then we ramp up by talking about this week's...

Jax Taylor roars life back into Vanderpump Rules season 8 by having a complete meltdown about having to go to a Malibu beach to pick up trash. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle T...

We are going BELOW DECK for the first time and we never want to come back up! That's right - for the first time in Turtle Time history, we're recapping the Below Deck franchise, with the Below Deck: Down Under x Real Housewives of Salt Lake City crossover event of the century. So grab your floatie couture, make sure your anchor doesn't whinge, and sail away with us on a Turtle Time Trip that will...

On today's episode of Turtle Time - "The Last Duel for Ciara's Heart" - we have Summer House fever! That's right - we are dedicating an entire episode to Summer House with only 10 minutes of shitty non-Bravo news! So get ready for a major recap of this week's episode of Summer House - season 10, episode 5 - "Medieval Times" which is so detailed it's basically like we were on an Arthurian quest to...

On this very special episode of Turtle Time - "Dr. Craigy and Mr. Craig" - we discuss all of the hottest news of the week like Lisa Rinna doing stuff. (15:45) As the episode continues, we discuss this week's episode of Southern Charm (season 11, episode 13) - "Craig Gets Drunk and Screams Again". (15:45) And then lastly, we discuss this week's episode of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (seaso...

On today's episode of Turtle Time - "What Did Jesse Solomon Do?" - we discuss Paddington blowing it at the BAFTAs, the RHOA season 17 trailer, Vanderpump Rules being renewed, and Ariana Madix moving her belongings from the home she used to share with Tom Sandoval. (00:00 - 29:00) And then we break down our favorite moments from Part 2 of the Real Housewives of Potomac season 10 reunion. (29:00) Af...

We try to crack the code on why Katie and Stassi hate Kristen so much this season. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠TikTok⁠ or ⁠Instagram⁠. Lear...

On this very special episode of Turtle Time - "Charley's Secret" - we discuss all of the hottest news of the week like Dorinda Medley pulling a full-blown Roof Man at Bloomingdale's as well as her statement on joining E!'s "The Golden Life" and what it means for her future on Bravo. And we break down the new trailer for The Valley season 3. (22:50) As the episode continues, we discuss this week's...

On today's episode of Turtle Time - "On Apology Beach" - we discuss Bethenny Frankel meeting up with Ramona Singer and Sonja Morgan in Florida, Michelle Obama's Bravo love, and the RHOA teaser for the upcoming season. (00:00 - 23:10) And then we break down our favorite moments from Part 1 of the Real Housewives of Potomac season 10 reunion. (23:10) After that, we rip into this week's episode of Su...

Sean McBearney makes a good impression on Lisa Vanderpump when she goes to "check in" on her new hotel room in Caesar's Palace. And Riley shares his thoughts on The Godfather: Part III. From our recap of "Mr. and Mrs. Schwartz Take Two". If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recappi...

On this very special episode of Turtle Time - "The Legend of Itchy Grass Farm" - we discuss all of the hottest news of the week like Dorinda Medley becoming a friend-of or quite possibly replacing Jill Zarin on E! new show, "The Golden Life", Andy Cohen's new Mackage ad hot off the heels of his Nerds campaign, and much more! (00:00 - 18:50) We then discuss this week's episode (season 11, episode 1...

On today's episode of Turtle Time - "Amy and Riley's Summer House Sailgate" - we discuss the party of the year, The Reality Hot Seat Sailgate Party, in San Francisco and all of the wonderful people we met. We then discuss Jill Zarin's comments on Bad Bunny's Super Bowl performance resulting in her getting fired from E! upcoming show, The Golden Life. (00:00 - 33:15) Then we rip into this week's ep...