Turtle Time

Amy and Riley discuss The Valley season 3 finale - "Boot the Bookos or Cut the Capernas". (10:55) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Tu...

Amy and Riley recap the end of In The City season 1 (9:35) and debate whether or not Lindsay Hubbard has an iconic catchphrase on her hands with "the boyz". If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the...

Amy and Riley share their thoughts on Christopher Nolan's new film, The Odyssey, and then recap this week's episode of The McBee Dynasty (season 3, episode 7) - "Who Will Be Home When The Bankers Call?" (26:10) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonu...

Ariana Madix reveals in the Season 10 premiere of Vanderpump Rules that she wanted Tom Sandoval to have a Top Gun: Maverick summer and grow a mustache. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. Learn more abou...

Amy and Riley have a frank conversation about this week's episode of The Real Housewives of Orange County (season 20, episode 3) - "Greyson's Manner". (9:25) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the begi...

Amy and Riley discuss this week's episode of The Valley (season 3, episode 17) - "Kentucky Zack". (17:50) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more...

Amy and Riley unpack this week's episode of Next Gen NYC (season 2, episode 5) - "The Chocolate Mountain Rocky Horror Hour". (6:30) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each...

Amy and Riley hail a "taxi" to the Big Apple to discuss Part 1 of the In The City season 1 reunion. (11:50) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Tu...

Amy and Riley begin by discussing Angie Katsanevas and Shawn Trujillo's separation, and the new House of Stassi trailer. And then, we discuss this week's episode of The McBee Dynasty (season 3, episode 6) - "Sex Tallow" (21:10) and send Steve McBee Sr. off to prison. If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠...

Amy and Riley have a conversation about this week's episode of The Real Housewives of Orange County  (season 20, episode 2) - "50 and Fabulous". (25:00) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning e...

Amy and Riley discuss this week's episode of The Valley (season 3, episode 16) - "Danny Gets a Vasectomy". (12:00) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Amy and Riley unpack this week's episode of Next Gen NYC (season 2, episode 4) - "Shai's Plight" (15:10) and decide whether or not Amanda Batula and West Wilson are pregnant. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Amy and Riley hail a "taxi" to the Big Apple to discuss the season finale of In The City - "The Biggest Apple". (14:30) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need...

Amy and Riley begin by reacting to the news that Jax Taylor is dating Lori Krebs - his beleaguered publicist, and then reflect on the In The City season 1 reunion trailer and Summer House season 11 cast announcement. And then, we discuss this week's episode of The McBee Dynasty (season 3, episode 5) - "Taco Night", (20:10) and reflect on how best Kacie and Steven Jr....

An in-depth breakdown of Ariana Madix and Lala Kent's fight at James and Raquel's engagement party. An excerpt from our recap of Vanderpump Rules season 9, episode 15 - "Engagement Party Crashers" available exclusively on Patreon. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be reca...

Amy and Riley have a conversation about the season 20 premiere of The Real Housewives of Orange County - "This Was 20 Years...". (8:35) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you n...

Amy and Riley take a huge bite out of the Big Apple and discuss Next Gen NYC (season 2, episode 3) - "Common Ground". (07:30) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And...

Amy and Riley discuss this week's episode of The Valley (season 3, episode 15) - "Danny's Birthday Wish". (13:40) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Tur...

Amy and Riley hail a "taxi" to the Big Apple to discuss this week's episode of In The City (season 1, episode 8) - "Lay Off Me Dude". (16:05) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginnin...

Amy and Riley discuss this week's episode of The McBee Dynasty (season 3, episode 4) - "Love and War" and officially declare this summer as McBee Summer. If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each...

Amy and Riley share their predictions for Taylor Swift's wedding and do Paul McCartney impressions. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠TikTok⁠ or ...

Amy and Riley take a huge bite out of the Big Apple and discuss Next Gen NYC (season 2, episode 2) - "Friends are the Chosen Family". (09:05) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if y...

Amy and Riley begin by talking about their experience at the wonderful Real Housewives of Orange County season 20 premiere party. (00:00 - 20:30) And then discuss this week's episode The Valley (season 3, episode 14) - "Mr. Flamingo". (20:30) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonu...

Amy and Riley hail a "taxi" to the Big Apple to discuss this week's episode of In The City (season 1, episode 7) - "A Toast to Yvonne and Nick". (11:35) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each...

Amanda Batula is not coming back to Summer House! Kyle Cooke possibly kissed Ava Dash at a Celsius convention! Listen to our reactions to those news stories (00:00 - 17:50) as well as our coverage of this week's episode of The McBee Dynasty (season 3, episode 3) - "My Brothers or a Bombshell in a Bikini" (18:00) all on today's perfect episode of Turtle Time. If you enjoyed this episode and need mo...