Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" Podcast

No peace, no quiet, no recording. Neither Marci nor Turi is especially nice at Christmas, except when working the Polar Express. Turi speaks ill of the dead. Celebrity sightings, boobs and all. Sympathy for the chronically late.

Marci's dog is sexist. Turi's foster dog is oversexed. Someone who has a body part should be able to identify that part. A chatbot could do a better job of convincing you...of anything. Trivial (or lazy?) Amazon deliveries. How pets learn to eat disgusting things.

Pets will change your wardrobe. Training day for puppies. Bathroom rituals you would rather not know about. Subtle grooming hints. Parts of your body that need extra attention these days. 

Turi has an anxiety attack watching a children's movie. Marci cannot reassure her. She also has to think of ways to indicate the word "Santa" to parents, and she's running out of polite phrases. And if you live in Arizona, watch out for the people who think they're in Indiana.

The dangers of the cone of shame. When you're the one helping, you get to do it your way. Home repair and a heaping pile of profanity. The podcast apology. The holiday office party...who's going, who's hiding. 

The just-neutered Jerry Dingus Garcia slips a collar, and Marci skids out of control. The song of the difficult pet owner: "But I LOOOVE HIM". How to know when your spouse has had enough, part 1.

Jerry Dingus Garcia the possible wolfhound is finally….neutered. Are dog drugs the same as people drugs? The life of a shower chair. That chocolate bar seems to be having some unanticipated effects. The stash in the ceiling.

Insight into the body parts that are in sight on the Polar Express in Williams, Arizona. Fact: they are not pretty. Here, have some hand sanitizer. When things are so ugly they are cute, and when they stay ugly.

Marci received a challenge from "Steve in India." The hospital menu you can't order. The Polar Express is running, and Marci has to stare at a few things she'd rather not see.

When you tried to share your sex and relationship wisdom with your offspring (or your parents tried with you) how did that go? We compare notes.

Marci has been in training for her new job. She's learned some surprising things. How to be disappointed in the Grand Canyon (hint-A/I) What kind of a uniform is that? You want us to do WHAT at work? The Holiday Sweater debuts.

When your [holiday] work uniform is a Christmas sweater.  The end of sexy lingerie. How did the drug test go?  Doggie boot camp. 

The axolotl is back home. Your insurance company is laughing at you. Marci blames every bad thing that's happening to her on a moment in a parking lot. Household accidents—catastrophe or karma? Let's blame somebody else. Your formal pickup truck.

When you clean up after your pet, does it involve a mop, baking soda, or a test tube? Too much fostering. Hair trauma. The axolotl is in danger at Marci's house.

Every marital fight turns out to be the same argument.    Dog pee. Argument number 732B. Running into stationary objects. The axolotl is a labor of love. Underwater vacuum cleaning. Marci auditions for an unlikely gig.

Who knew you could have so much drama around a little hunk of (fake) cheese? Disgusting foods. Cultural dishes. Guinea pig:  Pets or meat?

There are lots of reasons you may find yourself sleeping on your couch. Just ask Marci. The axolotl amphibian is taking over Marci's house. But...know what's worse? Why "whatever" is not "whatever."

Fostering pets is fun...and a hazard to your knees. Attractive merchandise sales pitches from your favorite (or least favorite) political party. Something new allegedly causes autism. Wanna guess what?

The axolotl lizard is settling in at Marci's...and it rests on bubbles. That's a neat machine—how does it work? Pets that traumatize you r children.

Perhaps some people should not be working. Dangerous doorbells. That's no apology. Elite pets. When your axolotl lizard is hungry.

Everyone needs an editor, or a shorter religious service. Marci's mom solves the problem of being a sports fan while attending holiday prayers. A first haircut to remember. Injuries we gave ourselves as kids...but survived.

Domestic requests—list, wait, repeat. A spouse on the roof. Patriotic childproofing. How to know you have lost your maternal mind. Questions you will never have answered: how does this look on me? And "pop goes the what?"

A key three pieces. The things doctors and vets never write. Marci's dog goes to charm school.  If you use it, your partner doesn't need to give you advice about it. The list of who screwed up what, and what each grievance is worth.

Marci's music festival anniversary trip to LA had its good points...mostly the bathrooms. What to wear when you're a really old hippie. Getting adjusted to better hotel rooms. When a restaurant tries to make a meat dish vegetarian. I can see up your skirt. GPS is a marriage killer. 

Why do you pick up that little piece of useless plastic at the "giveaway" table??? Marci goes to the Coconino county fair. Babies. Chickens. Walking ventilation ducts. And a Post Malone air freshener with a talent.