Tuesday Night Gaming

It's the season finale of the Wheel of Time by Amazon. Also discussed is Speed and the Witcher season 2. Matt is angry and negative, Zach doesn't go full Jay, Rob knows how fast trains go, Alanna looked it up, and Jay hates dishwashers.

Everything is Squid Game. Matt lowers his outrage, Alanna makes a lot of funny jokes, Jay goes naked hot tubbing, and Zach loves laser tag

There's a lot of yak yak. Alanna gets it, Jay is a child, Matt is a rebel and a badass, Zach is a Totally Spies super fan and Rob doesn’t need much.

We've finally arrived at the White Tower. Zach and Alanna are freeloaders, Matt is into the show and Jay does his wolf impression.

Who's the Dragon? Alanna says “glamping”, Jay asks people to dance all the time, Matt wants to play on Granny Mode, Zach sticks with his answer, and the water gets Rob.  

New show, same hot takes! Alanna is made to say it, Zach says food, Matt explains what it means to be a real man, and Jay goes last.

If there's one thing all the gamers love, it's musicals. Alanna is usurped, Jay is pretty virtuous, Matt doesn’t pander, Zach would narc, Naomi doesn’t think we need men and Rob thinks suits are the coolest.

It's the Stargirl season finale and Marvel better get its lawyers. Matt doesn’t like being wrong, Alanna asks about a Goldeneye machine, Zach is an Old Testament god and Jay covets cars.

Almost time for the finale. Alanna is shocked, Zach likes anything with Buddy, Jay used to be an angry man, Matt is a narc and Rob would read the room.

Big announcements in this one. Zach coins a nickname, Alanna has trivia, Jay is the Mike of the podcast, and Matt is not an adult.

It's the second part of the discussion about the Star Wars/anime mash up.  Zach explains when it’s not a ripoff, Matt dug it, Alanna is forgotten, Jay trashes people with bob cuts and ZJ defines a douche.

Eclipso's up in everyone's business. Zach climbs the walls, Jay expects racism from everyone, Alanna is a sycophant, Matt consults statistics, and the group goes an appropriate speed.  

Taking a break from Stargirl and instead checking out the Star Wars-anime mashup "Visions." ZJ guesses Lobot, Zach references Superman, Jay blanks on all the names, Matt is a mind reader and Rob wants smoochies.

There's a lot of crying and talking in this one. Jay is sensitive to heat, Alanna wants Jay dead, Matt doesn’t use the term right, Zach has a theory and the gang talks religion.

It's a hard core show for hard core people. Zach doesn’t care about awards show people, Alanna does her Luke Wilson impression, Jay is a rude jerk and Matt brings up summer school again.

It's time to face your fears. Jay speaks old people, Zach is an art and fashion critic, Matt has an anecdote, Alanna evaluates attractiveness, and the gang suggests email addresses. 

Fan favorite villains abound. Jay is the prettiest, Matt gives a voice to the voiceless, Zach is Mattlike, ZJ argues it could be worse and Alanna wonders about the Shade’s generation

It's the return of everyone's favorite DC superhero show, Stargirl, and everyone's favorite guest, Christian from the Spy-Fi Guys. Alanna is a meme, Zach defeats Chewbacca, Jay names the two best things in life and Matt says “live action”. 

It's the season finale of the Bad Batch! Jay is smarter than everyone here, Zach has a little bit of headcanon, Matt has no invisible friends, ZJ goes to a tag sale, and everyone does Crosshair impressions, but Alanna's is the best.

Hard to believe, but it's another rescue mission. Matt said it, Rob is a smart guy, and Alanna, Zach, and Jay love the Sonic the Hedgehog movie.  

 Man on the run. Matt knows a lot of mercenaries, ZJ learns the trick to war, Jay dares, Zach doesn’t make the rules and Alanna gets her first stab kill.

This place crawls. Alanna attempts to ghost, Matt is willing to take his chances, ZJ likes Sid, Zach sends his dudes and Jay shares a childhood story.

It's deja vu all over again. Jay was muted, Matt takes crazy pills, Alanna is aggressively helpful and Zach cuts off all human contact.

It's new games a plenty this week. Zach wishes Terrans would catch on, Matt doesn’t think about stuff like that, Jay practices his heel toe technique, and Alanna drops Bobbi’s treats.  

The Bad Batch finally does cool stuff. Matt takes over, Alanna knows strategy, Jay is a sucker, ZJ puts his dog in charge, Zach is a New Englander and the trunk is not open.