Tuesday Night Gaming

We wish we had moves like Vader. Matt saves the day, ZJ has seen a lot of people fit in a car, Alanna has a good joke, Jay is spoiled by a movie poster, Zach steals Alanna’s joke, and Rob heats pens on a stove.

Jay's absent and ZJ's the host! Matt is contractually obligated, Alanna plugs subtitles, Zach brings up Star Wars cards and ZJ wants to redecorate his house.

We’re all man children. Alanna will take any excuse to drive off a cliff, Zach recommends a show, Jay gets going, Rob watches SNL on Youtube and Matt isn’t a slap professional.

New Star Wars show, same gamers. ZJ has exceptional control, Matt is alienist, Jay has an explanation, Alanna has insightful commentary and Zach has the floor.  

It's the season finale of Halo!  Matt starts with violence, Alanna expected faceworms, ZJ was the inferior Warthogger, Jay was begging for a closeup of the eyes, Zach asks the questions this time and Rob lives by himself

It's the triumphant return of Zach, but what exactly is "fast casual"? ZJ wouldn’t pull out his fingernail, Alanna thinks small, Zach quotes Malcolm X, Jay wants to cut off the tip and Matt doesn’t count the stinger.

Picard is over and it's a podcast miracle. ZJ jumps into the fire, Matt has never not made it, Jay refers to Ramon, Alanna wants it glowier and Rob is going to rob a bank at 60.

Technical issues for this one, so Matt is hard to hear, which is probably for the best. Jay apologizes again, Alanna is Zach 2.0, and Matt skips the questions of the day.

Finally some hot Warthog action. Matt is weak, Alanna misses the tubes and Jay finds joy in all things.

It's a new low for Picard. Alanna doesn’t want to talk about pets, ZJ is a sucker for destroyed environments that are a shell of their former shells, Matt reacts strongly and Jay’s life is action packed.

There's a lot of uses for a vat of acid. Alanna does it in alphabetical order, ZJ admires curvy thighs, Matt’s kinky, Jay has trouble speaking and Rob is pro beard.

It's Marvel all over again. Alanna reads the New York Times, Jay is a protagonist in his own story, ZJ’s headphones are broken and Matt picks a place with a lot of dudes.  

High school is dumb. The audio gets Jay, Matt’s self esteem hinges on an award, Alanna can’t get a dollar burger, ZJ peaks in elementary school and Rob goes to work to hang out.

Could Picard actually be improving? It's the worst day of Fortnite for Alanna ever, Matt is Stormwatch and Jay is sniping.

The hate watch is on. Matt does his Picard impression, Jay gets out of here and Alanna loves setting things on fire normally.

Some technical issues with this one, sorry about that. Alanna sets herself on fire, Jay dunks on the common man and Matt's game is unusually long.

It's another DC animated movie, this time with a role reversal of Matt and Jay. Alanna should have pulled it out, Matt has the order wrong, Jay disappears for weeks at a time, and Rob seems trustworthy.

The gamers take on the most beloved show on television. Matt has seen a horse recently, Jay says what DC is thinking and Alanna doesn’t want to get canceled.  

More like the leaflet of Boba Fett. ZJ doesn’t know about this one, Jay is corrected by Christian, Matt’s outrage is ready to go and Alanna’s not going to rewatch it to find out.

The Mandalorian Season 3 continues. ZJ shops at Costco, Alanna knows how to store sand, Jay is getting away with this one and Matt can’t get over it

What were they thinking? Alanna forgets her best joke, Jay gets goosebumps, Matt is definitely wrong and ZJ has the flag

There's a lot of camping in this one. Alanna doesn’t want to be licked, Matt is friends with Temura Morrison, ZJ calls out Mason, Rob is a Special Edition guy and Jay gives pronunciation lessons.

Zach really is gone this time and the gamers forge on without him. Matt fights naked, ZJ wanted to see that, Alanna is one of those people and Jay knew good looking scooters back in the day. 

Featuring some of the dumbest conversations ever. Rob watches on another level, ZJ has hospitable nasal passages, Alanna’s not that sorry, Jay identifies Boba’s daddy issues, Zach is still here and Matt is for reproductive purposes only

It's a jam packed episode as Zach goes on a temporary hiatus. Alanna gives the best take of the day, Zach spits inside his helmet, Jay knows more, Matt is Basic and ZJ has legacy hatreds.