Tuesday Libation Sessions

We are heartless bitches. We catch up from a nightmarish concert season (which ends tomorrow...). Two shots this week, a positive Tony story (what!?) , and a seasonal backing track. We are here, and that's all we can do. Happy December!  Cheep, cheep!

We spend way too much time on a GenZ sound, we dive into Urban Dictionary (Jumbo WHAT?!), and some Thanksgiving madness. Also, help us name some short stories from the depths of our memories. @LibationTuesday (insta, and the dying bird app) PodcastTuesday at the googler mail. Cheep, Cheep, Motherfuckers!

Happy Tuesday! Lots of response from JP's Vibe-tastic vibe-time.  New sound effects, drinks, and a Tony who might actually be a secret listener?! Also a photo finish email from Will! Caramel something as a shot (Black Velvet Toasted Caramel). Beers. Claws. Cheep cheep! (Motherf'ers).

Dear Libation nation, Booze.  Microphones. Back to teaching stories. Happy Tuesday. Also, JP's vibe tho <3 Cheep, Cheep, Motherfuckers!

It's the second best episode, number 69!! We try out a brand new rig and create new sound effects.  Listen in to enter in our sound effect sweepstakes. It's a great episode of chaos! Let us know how we sound! Cheep cheep, mfers!

We recap HorseDuck Day, Flynn's vent about the importance of the first five minutes of a class, JP and Flynn get nerdy, and Will gives us another great Question of the Day (now called the Will Call).  All in all, a great Tuesday. Oh yeah, and we tried Beer flavored chips. *Clink*

We come rolling  in hot off a meeting and get straight into it. Some union advice, a BIG "what if" extravaganza, and we get personal thanks to a Will. Shots and a new mascot from Burt! Listen in! Cheep, cheep! 

Happy Tuesday!!  Updates from the front (and the back...), a lot of talk about the diameter of surges, some awesome listener mail, dinosaurs, and we drink. TRIGGER WARNING for headphone users-- a VERY loud moment shortly after the Rammstein impression.  TURN DOWN for ear safety. Mixed bagged of shots... almost time for a liquor store trip! Cheep cheep, Mfers!

WE STARTED LATE BECAUSE WE WERE TALKING ABOUT STAR WARS. TRIGGER WARNING:  WE HAVE A SERIOUS CONVERSATION ABOUT SCHOOL SAFETY.  WE DICTATE, WE DISCUSS SNEEZING, HARKEN BACK, AND STUMBLE THROUGH REPORTS AND LISTENER MAIL.  OH WAIT, caps lock is a thing. Happy Tuesday! *Clink*

Hi!  Pepper and Stephen make us go deep (*click*) philosophically, Flynn makes a discovery about the infamous July 4th party, and JP has strong opinions about horse sized ducks. *CLINK*

We return to another school year!   We recap the summer sessions, catch up on a LOT of mail, and even ask ourselves "what if?"   Twisted shots, beers, and claws. IF you're reading this, send us a message! *Cheep, Cheep!*

 Porch Sessionsssssss. Drunk. We talk about...things. We drink. K'thanks bye. 

We. Are. Back! We try and make up for lost time by making this the Chaotic-est episode yet. Student gaffs, graduation requirements, and we drunk-dial TONY! This is the season finale-- next time we will be on the porch! Cheep cheep! *Clink*

Happy Tuesday, Libation Nation!   Moral dilemmas... and... well, as JP just said,"We're drunk, we forget things." *clink* Listen in for the fun!

It's Tuesday! And it's "Teacher Appreciation Week," and we are SPICY about it! Accurate appreciation  events, early career advice, and a multipood  of administrator warnings. Get ready for a whirlwind (that's pronounced:  "sh*tshow"). Twisted Shotz:  "Miami Vice" *Clink*

We come in hot (*click*); f*ck you, Tony! A quick jaunt across covid, snow storms, surveys, midterms, state testing, and more! Our first admin report?  Hurry up, Tony! Rattlesnake twisted shot ("F me, sideways!" -JP.) Clink.

Alcohol. Stories. Chaos. More alcohol. The movie "Dave?" Drinks: (1) Honey-Dew-Me (2)Kiss me/Kill Me (Lover's Revenge included) (3) Kiss on the Lips (4)The... yeah... Maybe listen in two parts? *clink*

Hi everyone, We're back after a weekend of things.  Spring break approaches, we ran into a bunch of awesome listeners, we discuss district finances, and come to peace (sort of) with administrators.  (Here's looking at you, Tony!) Send us recipes for custom drinks named after some of our catchphrases! Shot of the week: "Sweet Georgie." Cheep, Cheep!

Anything goes this Tuesday, while we drink, ramble about theatre, and participate in a secret challenge (?!?!?!).   Shots of Captain, and an improvised drink of the week by JP... the Peach F*ck. Also we share some very sad news.  

A standard rollicking, vaguely confusing, and unstructured episode.  We invent some new segments, JP and Flynn go on a long Star Wars nerd-out, we attempt to tell jokes, and eat some very drunk strawberries.  Also, the FFA scandal:  Part I (we might not remember it next week...). Strawberry Delight, and a surprise shot of Fireball (#FUpepper).  Enjoy!

We rollick through an episode after a three week hiatus. Rants, only fans, how we almost got fired, spirit week, and a dramatic reading of Urban Dictionary.  We drank alcohol.  Thanks for listening!

We’ll, we start kinda angry with a COVID update, but after the alcohol settles in the fun begins!  Final exams, birthday skulls, and a new meme account!  Pucker up. Bitchezz! Is the shot of the week.  Thanks for coming! (*clink*)

We learn some new things about Pepper... Shot of the Week:  Svedka Strawberry Lemonade. *Clink*

Musical season stretchs on, but we are here and we are drinking! A HUGE gift from Stephen, a new shot of the week (nsfw... listen in...), and it's really F'in cold outside. Also, Pepper almost got fired! Thanks for listening! *Clink*

We throw out our dry January resolutions.  We're back from break and our sh!t is not together. Second grade jokes (and some dark humor...beware), a random shot of the week, spicy food opinions, and some cool classroom ideas (you know, in case you're using this podcast as professional development...). Shot of the Week:  Kamikaze Blue. Hang in there, 2022 is going to be...great.