Yoda told us all a lie.

Try-Hard Valley

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Yoda told us all a lie.

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Arts

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Latest episode

Jul 7, 2026

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Episodes

Episode 11: Feelin' Stronger Every Day (with Andrew Hamel) 07.07.2026

This week on Try-Hard Valley :🤖 Carrie prepares for a robotic hysterectomy… and a uterus retirement party.🥒 Yael gets jalapeño hands.💪 We meet Andrew Hamel, owner of Pleasanton’s Prodigy Fitness, who reminds us that everyone can get stronger. “People don't care how much you know until they know how much you care.” That philosophy has shaped the culture Andrew Hamel has built at Pleasanton’s Pro...

Yaley & Shirzeeze with Shiera Stuart 28.06.2026

In this episode, Yael sits down with her sister, Shiera: government affairs specialist, tennis ace, and the person most likely to lovingly call Yael out on absolutely everything. They chat about: * Growing up together and staying close despite living in different countries * Cooking catastrophes (including fire alarms and garlic powder gone wrong) * Competitive tennis, the Maccabiah Games (aka “th...

The Intersection of FOMO and JOMO with Brian Maggi 14.06.2026

It’s the halfway point of the year, so Yael and Carrie are taking stock of the podcast and revisiting the reasons they started Try-Hard Valley in the first place. Along the way, they discuss Adriatic cruise ports, the male loneliness epidemic, aging out of tech, aging into senior living, parasocial relationships, podcast success, and Carrie’s ongoing campaign to get Randy Johnson to return her Ins...

Packing, Unpacking, Repeating with Tania Sanchez 04.06.2026

This week on Try-Hard Valley, Yael prepares for her Adriatic adventures and Carrie wonders if her running career has one more chapter left. Then Carrie sits down with one of her favorite writers and longest-running intellectual crushes, author and perfume critic Tania Sanchez. Tania. Sacramento. Extended Stay America. Canned vodka mule. The glamour is subtle. Tania shares the unlikely story of how...

Mommy, Listen with the Director and Cast of TEAM Theatre's Mean Girls 13.05.2026

This week on Try-Hard Valley : * There’s something growing in Carrie’s uterus (NOT the Messiah) * Yael explains her two names situation (again… for your/Carrie’s edification) * Airplane turbulence coping mechanisms * Carrie invents a new “Melan-Choli-Day™” and realizes the podcast is an attempt to communicate with her dead mom * Audio that intermittently sounds like a hostage tape recorded inside...

Not Dying in Livermore with Sheri Ann Dante 01.05.2026

Aloha from Maui! This week’s episode comes to you from Wailuku, Hawaii, specifically from the home of my delightful friend Sherri Ann Dante, and even more specifically from the sweet spot just after happy hour. We also debut brand-new theme intro and outro music by my friend Beanpole, whose album All My Kin deserves your ears immediately. Then things get complicated. Our first-ever remote intervie...

The Mary Poppins of Weirdos with Eric Heinitz 23.04.2026

They say “try hard” like it’s an insult. Around here, it’s a lifestyle. Welcome to Try-Hard Valley. This week’s episode has it all: 🎭 A dramatic reading from The Music Man (you’re welcome) ⚕️ A candid convo about a prolapsed uterus 🧘‍♀️ Pelvic floor mantras you didn’t know you needed ✈️ European travel plans, e-bikes, and scary cycling stories 📚 A heartfelt reunion with a beloved high school te...

Not a Paddle Guy with Kevin Kuhlow 15.04.2026

In this episode of Try Hard Valley , we’re joined by Kevin Kuhlow , executive coach and licensed drug and alcohol counselor, who works with high-performing men navigating stress, identity, and major life transitions. We talk about: * Alcohol, stress, and coping mechanisms * Rebuilding your life from the inside out (brain, body, purpose) * Kevin and Yael’s second date, featuring light spanking * Wh...

Qualifying Events 07.04.2026

There are two kinds of breaking news in this episode: * Michigan wins the national championship. * My husband gets laid off. So naturally, we process it the only way we know how:By singing a 19th-century fight song, letting the cat in, and unpacking a corporate layoff that affected roughly 30,000 people. Ya know… like… normal podcast stuff. This episode has everything: * A passionate defense of Th...

Death and Taxes... and Kalamata Olives 29.03.2026

In this episode, I: - Demand answers from my mysterious Japanese audience (respectfully) - Attempt to become “swims before work girl” (thwarted by Big Goggle) - Pitch a new podcast: Ear Candy with Randy and Andy - Reflect on bombing at a winery and then… doubling down - And come to a life-changing realization: I am not a strawberry. I am a Kalamata olive. Get full access to Try-Hard Valley at carr...

Irish Crushes, Listener Feedback, and the Call of the Clover 16.03.2026

Another solo journey through the labyrinth of my brain Get full access to Try-Hard Valley at carriegilbert3.substack.com/subscribe

Keep trying, despite the lie of Yoda. 11.03.2026

In this debut episode, I introduce you to the Tri-Valley corner of the San Francisco Bay Area and explain the top ten reasons this podcast had to exist—whether the world asked for it or not. Along the way, we’ll cover: • Why “try-hard” should be a compliment, not an insult• The strange comfort of parasocial relationships with podcast hosts— and their dearly departed pets • Tri-Valley grocery store...

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