True Crimes Against Wine

Topher shares what started him on his journey and love of wine.

DEFENDANT: Martha Stewart   EVIDENCE: 19Crimes "Martha's Chard" Chardonnay   SCENE OF THE CRIME: Sonoma, California -- In our SEASON 2 PREMIERE our Judges get white girl wasted as they explore the life, times, and scandals of household icon Martha Stewart. Welcome back, and buckle up, because we are ready to go off the rails!

Judge Topher explains different types of wine clubs and analyzes whether they are worth the cost.

Our judges revisit the folly of their youth and describe their first legal drinking experience.

Judges Rachel and Topher answer what their favorite kinds of cocktails are and talk flavor profiles.

Our Judges respond to a fan challenge and do pickleback shots before recording their first episode of Season 2! (Debuting on Labor Day!)

Judge Rachel surprises Topher with some celebrities who hail from his home state, and Topher reveals old beef with one of Hollywood's most beloved stars...

Judge Rachel shocks Judge Topher with some of the most outrageous celebrity baby names.

Judge Rachel provides the only definitive ranking of hard seltzers you will ever need, based on her exhaustive comparative brand studies and years of field trials.

Judge Topher gives some pro tips on which wines to pack for your vacays and getaways.

Judge Rachel takes us on a deep dive into one of the first major celebrity scandals, a Prohibition-era, sordid tale of sex, drugs, and a mysterious death that has yet to be solved...

Looking to ace Potions class? Judge Topher gives some instructional tips on how to infuse your own liquors at home!

Judge Rachel stuns us all with a list of the most expensive celebrity homes out there... and they are some doozies!

DEFENDENTS: Judges Rachel and Topher   EVIDENCE: Private Wine Selection   SCENE OF THE CRIME: The Judges' Chambers -- Our Judges find themselves in the crosshairs of justice as they defend themselves with evidence from their own personal wine cellars. Learn the sordid secrets of their lives and listen with baited breath as they turn on each other in our first ever dueling cross examinations!

In order for Judge Topher to answer this week's question, he and Judge Rachel are forced to relive some of their most embarrassing moments.

DEFENTANT: The Chicks   EVIDENCE: "Gaslighter" Rosé   SCENE OF THE CRIME: Somewhere in California -- Our Judges trudge through some trepidatious waters as they hear the case of one of country music's most outspoken and controversial trios. Rachel answers the age old question of whether a bear sh*$# in the woods, and Topher incurs the wrath of the Bae-hive...

Judge Topher gives advice on proper cocktail garnishing and shares some of his favorite garnish pairings.

DEFENDANT: Bethenny Frankel    EVIDENCE: Skinnygirl White Blend   SCENE OF THE CRIME: California -- Our Judges find themselves surrounded with various crimes as they attempt to wade through evidence of insensitivity, bigotry, and doubling down. Rachel refuses to discuss centaurs, and Topher writes a best selling book.

Our Judges address a question from tequila enthusiast Frankie as they tackle the age-old question, how much is too much?

DEFENDANT: Kurt Russell and Goldie Hawn   EVIDENCE: Gogi "Goldie" Chardonnay 2018   SCENE OF THE CRIME: Sta Rita Hills, CA -- Our Judges circle back to a small subregion of Santa Barbara to investigate a particularly delectable partnership riddled with multiple high profile suspects. Topher waxes theological and makes a cringe-worthy confession while Rachel plans an elopement with Fact Checker and...

Judge Rachel reveals a not at all weird first crush, and good for her! Topher understands the assignment.

DEFENDANT: Drew Barrymore   EVIDENCE: Barrymore Pinot Grigio by Carmel Road   SCENE OF THE CRIME: Monterey, CA -- Our Judges toast to true Hollywood royalty as they taste her elevated pinot grigio and find out what makes Drew the inspirational, talented, and endearing powerhouse she is. Fact Checker's scandalous secret vice is revealed.

Judge Rachel gets extra judge-y as she answers the second part of Thom's question, "Who is your LEAST favorite celebrity couple?" Topher is aghast at Rachel's answer and her predictions of an impending divorce.

DEFENDANT: Capt. Jean-Luc Picard   EVIDENCE: Chateau Picard Grand Vin de Bordeaux   SCENE OF THE CRIME: Saint Estephe, Bordeaux, France -- Our Judges boldly go where no one has gone before as they take their farthest journey to date... Space, the final frontier! With their phasers set to sip, they not only explore one of the oldest and most regal regions of France, but also the beautiful, rich, an...

Rachel enthuses about her favorite celebrity couple and our judges wax poetic about Hollywood love.