Trick Talking Meat Podcast

Sex robots. Starfleet Academy. Super Bowl commercials. We’re not saying civilization is collapsing… but we’re asking questions. This week we debate: – Where’s the line with AI relationships? – Is modern Star Trek in trouble? – Why do halftime shows feel like music videos now? – And who earned a spot on the “Right Off” board? Strap in.

That's right meatheads! It's our own Valentines special and we're out the gate discussing our love of snacks, toys and the FRO list! Join on in and share your own F-Right-Off list candidates!

The crew returns to do what they do best: argue about movies, TV shows, comics, and why everything feels harder than it used to. Mel Brooks, Spaceballs, Ghostbusters, Marvel, X-Men ’97, Wolverine, streaming fatigue, nostalgia bait, and the eternal question of when franchises should just stop. It’s a long, rambling conversation fueled by fandom, frustration, and the inability to leave anything alon...

It’s January. Everyone’s tired. Nothing’s fixed. The crew returns from the holidays ranting about flying anxiety, aging bodies, wrestling nostalgia, movies that should’ve quit while they were ahead, and why modern entertainment feels like one long merch table. Add bad food, worse economics, and zero optimism, and you’ve got the perfect start to a brand-new year. Same show. Same energy. No self-imp...

A new year begins… and nothing improves. The Trick Talking Meat crew returns from winter break with stories of unclaimed mail disasters, awkward family Christmas moments, and gifts that probably should’ve stayed lost. Along the way, they spiral into Netflix cancellations, Stranger Things theories, weather chaos, holiday decorations that won’t die, and why going full Griswold on your neighbors is a...

It’s “Don’t Be a Dick December,” but the crew immediately fails that challenge. After last week's technical difficulties (thanks Spotify!) We launch into a full holiday spiral: fart guns resurface, Hulk Hands go places they were never meant to, Glove Guy’s ghost haunts the studio, ER horror stories get festive, and somehow we end up debating Hello Kitty massagers, Spencer’s Gifts lore, and whi...

Things kick off thermonuclear hot about barcades, dead pinball machines, and drinks on arcade cabinets — which is exactly what “Don’t Be a Dick December” is supposed to prevent. Yeah… we made it about ten minutes. Good job, everyone. The TTM crew spirals into movie tropes, broken jukeboxes, toy-collector hell, thrift-store hunters, HasLab sticker shock, Disney clearance mysteries, and why William...

The hosts kick off the holiday season with a simple message: don’t be a dick . From retail bathroom war stories to Black Friday chaos, questionable fireworks experiments (seriously, DO NOT), and a rant about theme parks nobody asked for, tis the season to be giving and the Trick Talking Meat delivers and then some! Expect: • Toilet disasters • Holiday PTSD • Toys R Us weirdness • Waffle House surv...

Yep, it's that time of year again, and the Trick Talking Meat crew is here to give you some questionable travel tips just in time for the holiday travel season! From the best ways to support a local economy to the TSA-approved method of packing that fudge you bought in Uranus, Missouri (where else would you get it?) — get your head out of the gutter, that's our job. Tune in!

That's right! We're fed up to here with a long list of $#%&! Like Chunk in a cellar, we've taken about all we can take an we can't take no more! Tune in as we detail out each and every thing we'd like to see @#$% off for a while. You ain't seen a meat trick talk like this before, brother! 18+ this week, but lets face it; it oughta be closer to <40 and >60 cause......

What starts as a simple conversation about DragonCon turns into a masterclass in bad ideas — from “allegedly” homemade napalm to Star Trek time-travel cults and the tragic death of the movie theater. The Meat spirals through pop-culture madness: alien sex in Nebraska, popcorn-bucket collectors, 4K ruining Tron , and a surprisingly passionate rant about Tom Cruise’s indestructible smugness. It’s no...

Got your Silver Shamrock mask kids? Alright! Time to tune in to another thrilling unhinged detour into the mind of nerddom!

From Aston Martins and Batmobiles to collectible toys and the depths of anime depravity — the crew covers it all. Expect fast cars, faster tangents, and a detour straight through Hentai Hell. (Contains explicit humor. Listener discretion advised.)

“Dragon-Con” somebody says—and it’s all downhill from there. What starts as toy talk turns into tech failure, unemployment threats, and a full-blown Florida Man segment. With toys, tangents, and one missing mic. The Trick Talking Meat crew is back in form—loud, wrong, and very Florida.#Podcast #Comedy #FloridaMan #Toys #Hasbro #TrickTalkingMeat

Welcome back to Trick Talking Meat ! In this third horrifyingly funny installment of our Oh, The Horror series, the gang summons the dark spirits of nostalgia and nonsense to talk about what really makes a movie horror. From Season of the Witch to Terrifier , from psychological thrillers to “is this horror or just trauma?”, we hack our way through like a B-movie slasher on RedBull (please send us...

Kicking off October right with a follow up on our horror movie discussions pulled from deep within the Trick Talking Archives! #horror #tricktalkingmeat #nothing #comedy

We’re back in the cul-de-sac for Halloween round two: candy etiquette, costume/decor hot takes, and why the neighborhood projector is community service. Mid-show we careen into streaming/clipping shop talk, then close with some sequel/TV comfort-watch chatter. Ready for October.

It’s our own little kickoff to Spooky Season: neighborhood projector nights, trick-or-treat diplomacy, and a light audit of costumes and decor. There’s a quick nod to the show’s anniversary, a blink-and-you’ll-miss-it Police Academy aside, and plenty of cul-de-sac lore. Nostalgic, chaotic, and October-ready. Pull up a lawn chair—movie’s about to start.

Celebrate our recordiversary! It's been a year since we started recording (gotta wait til December for the Birthday celebration.) Think of this like celebrating the day your parents conceived you... Too much?

We kick off with sponsor love and dive into the collector economy: Barbies vs. action figures, vintage Trek, Star Wars sabers (Master Replicas & third-party makers), and why toy aisles feel weird right now (layoffs, tariffs, supply). We hit Collector Con chatter, Pokémon card whiplash, a quick KOTOR rumor riff, and then roast AI image generators—cursed hands, crunchy textures, and the internet...

The con commandments! We warm up with general pre-game banter, then hit the big DragonCon arc: the “drink on the shelf” bar saga, a cosplay etiquette PSA (consent, deodorant, and yes— dance belts/cups ), a quick nice-guy 101 sanity check, hallway/line etiquette and hotel logistics, and a roommate-breakup-at-the-con fiasco. Language & adult humor (PG-13). Toss your best con-etiquette tip in the...

Brother John’s birthday episode! We spiral from “TV shows that refuse to die” into what it takes to eat at a Waffle House, DIY plumbing adventures, grandma-cash nostalgia (Turtles & Joes forever, brother), aging-collector confessions, a quick Eras-tour riff, and a grab-bag of body-age one-liners. Language & adult humor ahead (allegedly). Watch the video on YouTube or Spotify, and drop your...

Sponsor this week: Sasquatch Toys & Comics (Homewood, AL) — tell ’em Trick Talking Meat sent you with Promo Code: MEAT We open with some SEC tribalism (Bama vs Auburn, which one's the red one?) and pro-wrestling as the ultimate soap opera. Then it’s Sauce Wars, delicious bone gummies (gelatin science!), and an olde-timey barbershop tangent that'll really smooth your coconuts (and it wa...

In a follow-up to our famous Hulk Beer episode (“ Whatcha Gonna Do When Real American Beer Runs Wild On You? ”), we take a page outta Austin 3:16 and crack open a Stone Cold can of Whoop-Ass to deliver our verdict. And that's the bottom line ’cause the Trick Talking Meat said so... brother. In hindsight... we shoulda waited until Season 3, Episode 16 for this.

Join us as we tackle the hard-hitting questions: Can vampires get it up? Are cults just MLMs with Kool-Aid? And what’s the best soap for washing your hands between comic pages? A turtle famously modeled on Woody Allen needs to know.