Tres Leches

It’s Christmas at Tres Leches HQ and we have FOUND HIM: Hallmark’s very own Robbie Simpson from Finding Mr. Christmas Season 2.  Ian and Juan sit down with Robbie to talk about being the only gay cast member on Hallmark’s breakout holiday reality hit, what it really takes to be a “Hallmark leading man,” and why earnest, ooey-gooey Christmas movies might actually be emotional support cinema for the...

It’s our Favorite Things holiday episode, baby! Ian and Juan are back in the studio with their third leche for the week, the one and only Joseph Haro, to ring in Christmas, talk aging gracefully, and share the little things getting them through the season. Then we dive into our 2025 Favorite Things:• Ian’s perfect grey sweatpants era, Aesop candle obsession, and kiwi renaissance • Juan’s glow-up b...

Wicked kids, assemble! Ian and Juan are joined by Donnell James Foreman and Joseph Haro for a full spoiler-heavy DEEP DIVE on Wicked: Part Two—the music (yes, As Long As Your Mine gets dicsussed), Michelle Yeoh's Morrible, and why Ari and Cynthia still make this movie feel like chicken soup for the queer soul.  If you grew up blasting the cast album, crying to “For Good,” or dreaming of winning th...

It’s cuffing season, and the boys are at their most raw, real, and ready for the relationship rollercoaster. Johnny, Ian, and Juan dive into the chaos of early dating with Daddy Yes or Daddy No, a takedown of “throning,” and a rapid-fire tour through ghosting, drawers-too-soon energy, and men who share their location before they share a kiss. Johnny wants warmth without the drama, Ian questions wh...

The boys warm up the vocal cords and the feels. Ian claims his Will Arnett era, Johnny side-eyes, and we all pick our 16–32 bars: “When the Children Are Asleep,” “Joanna,” and “Ilona” make an appearance. From there we get into Election Day hope, why musicals always eat, and how the internet’s rage cycle is starving real community. We unpack soft girl/soft wife life vs trad wife grit, talk SNAP cut...

It’s the witching hour at Tres Leches and the boys are wigged out …literally. Johnny, Ian, and Juan record late at night in full Nicole Kidman drag to honor the patron saint of wigs and chaos herself. From Stepford Wives to The Undoing, they talk all things spooky: horror movies that actually slap, real-life scares (aging, empathy, back pain, the economy), and the haunting realization that Gen Z t...

Two years of leche, laughter, and a whole lot of growth — honey, the growth ! The ladies who leche are celebrating our podcastiversary with heart, humor, and just the right amount of chaos. We’re looking back at our favorite moments, the controversial ones, and the magic of keeping a friendship (and a podcast) alive this long. Here’s to two years of cake, cariño, and conversation that still hits j...

The gals of Tres Leches are finally back in the same room — one mic, two swivel chairs, and a questionable amount of velour. Recorded live from East Harlem (aka the Gay Panic Room™), Johnny, Ian, and Juan celebrate two years of milk the only way they know how: by oversharing and intellectualizing pop culture until it cries. We cover it all — from Buena Vista Social Club and why Cuba is basically t...

This week the ladies who leche get into the chaos of wanting it all but never feeling like it’s enough—money! men! food! prosperity! They get into TikTok Shop scams, New York rent & how 5,000 ads a day are priming us for the more is more complex. All while unpacking open relationships, and the art of picking up the dinner check! Johnny, Ian, and Juan break down the culture of “more, more, more… ho...

Ian, Juan, and Johnny settle in (Juan’s feet finally supported) and find religion in Cardi B’s new album—an old-school rollout, no-skip opener, and the People’s Princess doing press like it’s 2003. “Shoes? $500. Glasses? $700. Outfit? $20. Get your money up, bitch. "We get into why art hits different in dark times (from Singin’ in the Rain to Wicked), the diva-as-lifeline pipeline, Megan Thee Stal...

The LECHE is overflowing this week - no guest - just Johnny, Ian, and Juan going back to basics (cue Christina Aguilera) with a supersized spilled milk! From cool girl dating dilemmas, to shower hook ups with straight besties, from toxic work environments, to manifesting cozy fall energy, (maybe with a bae, maybe not) we’re pouring a whole gallon of unfiltered spilled milk and sharp advice. Strap...

The call is coming from inside the house, milkers! 🚨 This week, we dive deep into Netflix’s Unknown Caller—the catfish doc that proves sometimes the real stalker is closer than you think (hi, Mom 👀). From deranged texts to diabolical parenting, Johnny, Ian, and Juan unpack the drama, drag Sid the Sloth’s doppelgänger, and confess their own lurkiest stalker moments. Plus, we get real about muting...

This week, we’re getting cozy and talking home — the spaces we dream about, the ones we build, and the ones that live rent-free in our heads. Johnny shares how creating his perfect nook in Austin (and his childhood Hollywood-inspired bedroom, rope lights and all) became a full-circle moment. Ian takes us on a tour of his favorite movie and TV homes, from You’ve Got Mail to Nancy Meyers kitchens, w...

💍 Taylor’s ring, Thomas Kinkade paintings, and…Lil Nas X’s arrest?? This week the girls go IN. Ian, Johnny, and Juan unpack the engagement of Taylor Swift & Travis Kelce (pear-shaped or cushion cut? we have thoughts), then tumble down a rabbit hole of Thomas Kinkade, gay genes we don’t have, and why tacky can also be gorgeous. But the heart of the episode? A deep conversation about Lil Nas X, pub...

The Tres Leches crew is cracking open Netflix’s Fit for TV and the chaos of The Biggest Loser era — where fatphobia was the main character and diet culture ruled reality TV. We’re talking Hunger Games-level weigh-ins, caffeine pills, and producers who cared more about drama than health. But we’re also getting personal: the shady comments that stuck, the Grindr hookups gone wrong, and why even “hot...

This final round of Cosmos is on us… Just like our favorite girls, the Tres Leches crew takes one last stroll down memory lane—sorry, I mean, Fifth Avenue—to celebrate and eulogize the end of And Just Like That. From the OG Sex and the City, to the movies, to the HBO Max reboot, Ian, Johnny, and Juan give the franchise a proper send-off, reminiscing about iconic fashion moments, the New York that...

Ian’s back from Madrid and baby, he brought back more than Jamon Iberico. In this jam(on)-packed episode, the Leches unpack directionless orbiting, male vulnerability (or lack thereof), and the real reason no one's texting back—hint: it’s not you, it’s the algorithm. Johnny shares about his expectations in friendship, Juan gives a crash course in digital dating fatigue, and Ian cries in a garden,...

Hola Milkers! Que tal!? Vale! It's a Tres Leches solo episode! The dolls are back together—no guests, just vibes. This week, Ian, Johnny, and Juan reflect on post-Pride energy, romantic misfires, healing through hobbies, and why we don’t have to earn joy to feel it. Ian shares a vulnerable moment about getting stood up at 4am (with a $65 Uber receipt to prove it), Johnny reveals how a pottery clas...

Hi Milkers!! Happy Pride!!! This week, we’re joined by the one and only Marti Gould Cummings! Not only are they a walking International drag artist institution, they are a political powerhouse, and this year’s 2025 NYC Pride Grand Marshal. Claps for Marti !!!  We talk about the full-circle magic of marching in your first Pride at the age of 17… and then leading it 20 years later. Marti opens up ab...

This week the ultimate comedy duo baby angels Tim Murray and Michael Henry, viral comedians and creators join us to talk about their OUTtv series Wish You Were Queer — The series follows Michael and Tim, who — for the first time — perform stand-up on the road across North America together, with help from executive producer Trixie Mattel. It’s giving road trip, it’s giving dick jokes, it’s giving g...

Hi Milkers! It’s Pride Month, and what better way to kick it off than with New York Times–bestselling bisexual author and podcaster Amanda Montell? Author of Cultish , Wordslut , and The Age of Magical Overthinking —one of the many questions she poses is: Why, despite living in the information age, does life only seem to make less sense? We cover the psychology behind fandom, social media, cults,...

Milkers! This week, the boys sit down with the one and only Mario Cantone — aka Anthony Marentino from Sex and the City and And Just Like That — Join us for a wildly candid convo. We talk everything from his role in And Just Like That, his time with Sondheim, his sourdough side hustle, and the divas that raised him. Mario shares with us getting “the call” to come back to the Sex and the City franc...

This week, Ian, Juan, and Johnny are back with a chaotic, hilarious catch-up and a return to their beloved Spilled Milk . Ian’s in his main character era as he steps into rehearsals for Prosperous Fools by Taylor Mac, Johnny spills all about hosting the red carpet for the opening of the Tryst Hotel in Puerto Vallarta (yes, with Julia Fox), and Juan does what he does best — gently drags us toward e...

This week on Tres Leches , join Johnny , Ian , and Juan as they take you on a whirlwind tour of this year’s Coachella —no desert heat required! Juan is a Coachella virgin, but Coachella veterans/mayors Johnny and Ian are ready to share all their insider tips and memorable moments. 🎡 👑 Dive into the vibrant festival vibes as the trio debates the best and worst of Coachella fashion (aging out of f...

Mark Indelicato may become the Fourth Leche. He slid right in! Strap in, milkers, because this week on Tres Leches, we’re rolling out the red carpet for a riotous chat with Mark about his 18-year reign in Hollywood, from stealing hearts as Justin Suarez on  Ugly Betty  to his scene-stealing role as Damien in  Hacks  Season 4 (which just debuted). Mark has literally been famous for longer than Katy...