Trends in Low Places

In their horniest episode yet, the boys peep a bunch of really impressive hogs. Michael introduces the latest evolutionary marvel killed by Australia, Mike reveals the wonderful world of dinosaurotica, and damn do we just talk about dicks the whole time. Highlights include: POTUS, FLOTUS, or SCOTUS Pounded in the butt by my own dinosaur bone Frog Hogs Work-crime quorums Robo rectum? Damn near kill...

This week the boys rack up some hefty Nigerian cyberbullying charges. Michael gets real nasty with some Double-D Divination, Mike blazes one for the Lord, and we take prisons to fantasyland. It's our best yet. Highlights include: Cotton holidays [1:00] Welcome to weed church, losers. [5:00] The pendulous breasts of fate [13:00] 274 counts of cyberbullying! [20:30] The wages of TED is death. [32:30...

This week, the boys break down the hottest food trends: crotch ovens and hot dog water. Mike admits his fear of death at the hands of the Almighty Father, Michael ponders the potency of Big Dick Energy, and we’re finally calling it – The Rock is a real-life movie star, you guys! It’s our best yet. Highlights include: Rabbit, rabbit! Hot dog exit strategies That tasty Welch’s God Juice Brick-lined...

This week, the boys catch all the buzz around the World Cup and propose a new line of public-use sex clothes. Michael serves up a hot slice of Greg, Mike admits he’s kind of here for Space Force, and we massage our vacation livers. It’s our best show yet. Highlights include: Vacation Liver Orgy House [2:30] Buzzing those bits. [10:15] Dangerously insane [28:20] Enter the Chicken Ring Hellmouth. Th...

Here you go, ya nasty babies. This week, the boys delve into the secret world of toilet espionage. Mike does a fitness, Michael questions your journalistic integrity, and we take a two-country global tour of flapjacks. It’s our best yet. Highlights include: Interntional Burger Boy [0:45] True Fitness Lies [6:50] Mission: Impoosible [9:40] Worst. Hulk. Ever. [24:00] 8-armed mouthbabies. [31:20] Lib...

This week, the boys revisit a low-hanging TILP legend. Mike digs deep into Cushing family lore to reveal a childhood ursine menace, Michael meets a joke-telling robot that will take our jobs, and we wonder why you put that thang up there. Somehow Operation Dumbo Drop shows up. Highlights include: Old timey HR [1:30] International House of Bad Publicity Stunts [4:15] Roto-rooty, fresh and fruity [1...

This week, the boys light a candle for dearly departed robot dogs. Michael plays headline roulette, Mike highlights the Razor scooter pandemic sweeping Atlanta, and we all survive a close shave in the pool of life. Highlights include: K-Pop Growthhacking [7:00] Headline Roulette [13:00] Strap 'Em On Your Feet Baby, Let's Go! [21:00] All Robo Dogs Go to Heaven [24:00] Captcha'd! [31:30] Antivenmo [...

This week, the boys are fascinated by the splendor of a royal wedding. Mike shows us how the sausage is made. Michael uses sound science to get to the bottom of octopus DNA, and the boys get real pedantic with Neil Degrasse Tyson. At us, Neil. Highlights include: Serena Williams, Duchess of Pong M-Brie-MA Wurst Car Ever The NSA Dogabase Thirty-three scientists can't be wrong More like Neil Degrass...

This week, the boys wade waist-deep into a salacious copyright fight. Mike proposes a new Holy Sacrament and we decide which Chris we want to smooch most. Highlights include: Pope 420 II [1:30] Grimes’ boyfriend [4:30] Serial poopslinger. [11:40] Whole Lotto poop. [26:40] Getting cocky with the cocky boys. [32:15] Evans in the streets, Hemsworth in the sheets. Prison stones. [45:00] Dildo Ate My H...

This week, the Bad Sex in Fiction Awards make a triumphant return! Michael takes us on a tractor ride. Mike visits some horrible vineyards. A listener delivers some very talented, very scary horses. We all go poopity-scoopity. It's our best yet. Highlights include: Poopity Scoopity Is Tom Hardy good? That zombo John Deere speed Bad murder fanfic Mario possession Horse hapkido

We finally hit that very funny sex number! Best shed your outerwear, because this episode is hotter than three weasels playing ultimate frisbee on the Sun. This week, Michael celebrates equestrian drinking games, Mike thirsts for that sexy robot with a bodacious bod. Dammit, Karen. Highlights include: Hot as a monkey’s uncle [2:00] Peak Barenaked Ladies [16:00] What if horse drunk? [23:00] Big, du...

This week, we form the Ocean’s 11 of food crimes. Mike slaps a sports horse on the butt, Michael sends a bill to the moon. We take a moment to think about old people smashing it. Highlights Include: Food crimes never pay. [13:00] Bill It to the Moon [20:05] The Queen Mary 2 [29:00] The Flea’s Bees [37:30] A shower of shower thoughts. [43:00]

This week, we celebrate a brilliant Chinese tax-evasion, spouse-swapping scheme. Michael dips his little toesies in the mixology game, Mike slaps on his lab coat and checks WebMD, and oops - you have lupus. We delve into the treacherous world of global fart laws. Highlights include: Wife Swap Tax Chop [2:00] Yukon Mixology [9:15] The Big Weed Day [17:15] Doctor of griftology [20:20] Fart Law and T...

This week, the boys take their shenanigans to the final frontier...and things get sticky. Mike helps NASA create an ungodly chimera and unlocks his evolutionary potential, Michael attaches a party wagon to the International Space Station, and we explore the downsides of dating your prankster dad. Highlights include: A boystorm is a'brewing. [2:15] Sperm Science 2.0 [5:30] Hotel to the stars! [16:1...

This week, the boys pull the greatest prank of all: respect for our idiot listeners. Michael breaks down a fishy intraoffice food crime, Mike reveals the only slippery slope he's likely to slide down, and everyone gets banned from this Dunkin Donuts. Highlights include: The Greatest Fools [1:00] The premo place for porn [9:40] Shrimp Fried Crime [15:15] Pepperoni Seagull Fiasco [31:00] Thought cri...

Oy! Ring yer mates because the TILP boys are ready to rumble. This week, we chow down on some bad girlfriend material, Michael warps his own time continuum, and Mike explores the great Disney War Crimes Trials of 2027. Highlights include: Dummy issues [2:10] Bronson Butter Brawl [8:50] Baby Bird Sex Romps [19:30] Michael breaks time [34:00] Penis facials [46:45] Cavalcade of showerthoughts [58:00]

This week, we unlock the memories trapped inside Dino DNA and spoiler alert: they're pissed. Michael introduces the No. 10 worst apocalypse of all time, Mike explores atheist horror, and good buddy Curtis puts Universal Studios on notice. Highlights include: Evacuate now. [2:45] The Prehistoric Return of NBA Science [13:50] Top 10 Apocalypses - You won't believe No. 9! [24:10] Chestbusters and fac...

This week, we issue some updates on vital stories. Mike reveals his frog-fear origin story, Michael revisits last week’s most pressing stories, and we howl like wolves. No one knows where aliens come from. Highlights include: Read one dang book. [4:20] Feetsies in sneaksies [6:30] Poowatch No. 2 [10:30] Robo Lobo [18:45] Drunken debits [31:50] Australian spidermen. [40:00] Vampire problems. [50:30...

This week, the boys hunt for shoe deals along the macabre shores of the Pacific Northwest. Mike breaks out his wizard robes for some extreme roleplaying, Michael has a full-on Mac attack, and everyone wonders where this guy’s poop went. Become transfixed by your own reflection, because it’s our best yet. Highlights include: Leg Bone’s Connected to the...Oops Well, bully for you. Dongus Leviosa And...

This week, the boys get a tour of Fort Collins’ finest hotel from returning Good Buddy, Curtis. Michael wonders how two grown men become entangled with a robot, Curtis shares the worst MLK Day gift of all time, and Mike pushes the limits of presidential authority. Everyone gets progressively, aggressively drunk. Sorry. Highlights include: Football for the Lord [4:16] A Mannequin Knight’s Tale [6:2...

This week, the boys discover that the only thing Hogan Knows is failure. Mike realizes he missed out on all the hot space camp action. Michael defends us from the worst scum of the universe. We turn rumors into terrible reality and reimagine the Alaskan sex scene. It’s our best yet. Highlights include: Galaxy Defenders [2:40] Space Camp Orgy [10:38] Pastamania Runs Wild [14:26] Rumor Has It [36:30...

This week, the boys welcome a special guest to help us fight off merciless hordes of European crayfish. Mike ponders the price of anonymity, Michael licks Doritos dust off his fingies like a trash bear, and Curtis explains how to smuggle a pizza into a movie theater. It’s our best yet. Highlights include: Clone armies and Old Bay [5:05] Illuminati Oscars invite [16:30] #brands and trash bears [27:...

This week, the boys explore the unrealistic beauty standards of the world’s dromedaries. Michael finally reveals some young Howard content and Mike wonders: what if big beans? Highlights include: High time for fry time. [1:45] Supervillains and Humanity Stars. [8:15] @WeRateCamels [18:30] Two ends of the animal love spectrum. [26:30] What’s. On. Asia! [37:40] HUGE BEANS? [45:22] Newsflash: Florida...

This week, the boys remind you to see a doctor if you have a purple dinosaur lasting longer than four hours. Michael fruitlessly attempts to prove a conspiracy theory wrong. Mike cuts through the crap. We wax nostalgic for the only camping experience worth having. Dino bones [0:35] Johnny Appleripper [7:04] There's always money in the Mattress Firm [21:31] MMOMG [27:21] Valet Horseplay [37:45] Kin...

This week, the boys dive headfirst into mail crimes and welcome a new ruler to the throne. Michael serves us up a hot mug of the worst drinks of all time, Mike eats from the trash, and we learn the magical art of cleaning up. Highlights include: Amazon crimes Mail crimes Drink crimes Pizza crimes It’s mostly crimes. Yassss queen.