Trek to the Holodeck

Inspector Tuvok solves a murder on the USS Voyager in like... two seconds. Janeway won't execute the murderer, so Tuvok tries to rehabilitate him with a mind meld that leads to an interesting encounter with Neelix on... THE HOLODECK! Oh, and Paris runs a lottery scheme ALSO on... THE HOLODECK?! Hosted by Darius Hamilton-Smith, Dylan Hamilton-Smith and Jan Lefrancois-Gijzen Computer Voice provided...

Aw heck yeah, there's a MARTIAL ARTS tournament on the ENTERPRISE and Lieutenant Tasha Yar is favored to win it! She just has to make it through this simple away mission and avoid getting killed by =a puddle of ink. Otherwise, her best friends will have to watch her say goodbye on... THE HOLODECK Hosted by Darius Hamilton-Smith, Dylan Hamilton-Smith and Jan Lefrancois-Gijzen Computer Voice provide...

The "holobois" join the Indiesaurus Podcast Network and immediately get sponsored by KFC as they discuss Sisko's weird obelisk obsession turn into prophet-induced clairvoyance. Also: is Bashir the real Bashir? It's a "Creating a Table"-style episode as Benjamin reconstructs an ancient Bajoran obelisk in... THE HOLODECK this is disputed Hosted by Darius Hamilton-Smith, Dylan Hamilton-Smith and Jan...

It's been exactly six weeks since we reviewed "Fair Haven" and now that Tom Paris finally has the village back up and running again, we get to see how the villagers cope with the possibility that the Voyager crew are gods. Which means there just might be an old-fashioned Irish uprising in... THE HOLODECK! Hosted by Darius Hamilton-Smith, Dylan Hamilton-Smith and Jan Lefrancois-Gijzen Computer Voic...

And now, the conclusion to the holobois' Star Trek tabletop session featuring fan-favorite Trek to the Holodeck characters Tom Space, Pert Lewis and Lo'Pek as they work to resolve a classic Star Trek: The Next Generation scenario involving proto-Vulcans and godworship on... THE HOLODECK Game Mastered by special guest Evan Brandonisio! Hosted by Darius Hamilton-Smith, Dylan Hamilton-Smith and Jan L...

The "holobois" present a brand new holoprogram: a Star Trek tabletop session featuring fan-favorite Trek to the Holodeck characters Tom Space, Pert Lewis and Lo'Pek as they navigate the career politics of the U.S.S. Enter Prize and celebratory simulations that take place on... THE HOLODECK Game Mastered by special guest Evan Brandonisio! Hosted by Darius Hamilton-Smith, Dylan Hamilton-Smith and Ja...

It's a classic courtroom episode of The Next Generation! Riker faces extradition for allegedly blowing up a research space station. Thankfully, legal matters in the 24th century have the benefit of being resolved in the infallible and totally-not-speculative environment of... THE HOLODECK! Hosted by Darius Hamilton-Smith, Dylan Hamilton-Smith and Jan Lefrancois-Gijzen Computer Voice provided by Ve...

This week the "HoloBois" have on a super special guest Alvie Hurtado to watch the finale of a three parter, but not the first two! Listen as they all try and figure out what in the name of Big Dog Sisko is going on! Hosted by Darius Hamilton-Smith, Dylan Hamilton-Smith and Jan Lefrancois-Gijzen Computer Voice provided by Verona Blue Music by  b o d y l i n e  available on Bandcamp

The USS Voyager enters the spoooookiest 2500-lightyear stretch of space in the Delta quadrant, where there are no stars and, somehow, no light either. Which means there's nothing to do and the crew is stuck inside... sound familiar? But some find solace in the 20th-century stories of Captain Proton on... THE HOLODECK! Hosted by Darius Hamilton-Smith, Dylan Hamilton-Smith and Jan Lefrancois-Gijzen...

The crew of the Enterprise-D faces interrogation at the hands of a dogged Lieutenant Commander Remmick as he searches for... some crime of some sorts? It's not very clear. Also: Wesley takes some entrance exams on Relva VII and feels pretty stressed out so he gets a pep talk from Worf in... THE HOLODECK! Hosted by Darius Hamilton-Smith, Dylan Hamilton-Smith and Jan Lefrancois-Gijzen Computer Voice...

Special guest and curator of LA's Secret Lair Museum (featuring more than 10,000 action figures!) Shem Andre Byron joins the holoboys for some deep analysis of Moriarty's return as the Enterprise-D 's most sympathetic villain. Does he manage to wrest freedom from his prison in the starship  computer, or is he forever to be relegated to... THE HOLODECK! Hosted by Darius Hamilton-Smith, Dylan Hamilt...

There's a space storm that forces Voyager to... drop anchor? In space? Somehow? So what better place for the crew to spend their time than in Fair Haven, a Tom Paris holovillage. Captain Janeway has eyes for Fair Haven's married holo-bartender, and her solution is to "Delete the wife" and fall in love in... THE HOLODECK! Hosted by Darius Hamilton-Smith, Dylan Hamilton-Smith and Jan Lefrancois-Gijz...

It's "WandaVision" but with The Doctor! Special guest Henri Boulanger from podcast "Frames and Fools" joins as we try to figure out just what, exactly, is going on with the "space stuff" in this episode. But let's face it, we're most interested in how The Doctor spends his time with his Holo-Family in... the HOLODECK! Hosted by Darius Hamilton-Smith, Dylan Hamilton-Smith and Jan Lefrancois-Gijzen...

The Enterprise goes in for its 1000-lightyear service at Starbase 74, and everybody's leaving to do cool stuff. Which leaves Picard to his "special relaxation light" and Riker to play his "bone" and hit on a lady in... THE HOLODECK! Hosted by Darius Hamilton-Smith, Dylan Hamilton-Smith and Jan Lefrancois-Gijzen Computer Voice provided by Verona Blue Music by  b o d y l i n e   available on Bandcam...

It's Riker's birthday! He wishes for some "music lessons" but what he gets instead is a 16-year leap into his future! He's Captain of the Enterprise , everybody has a different "older" hairstyle, and he has a son named Jean-Luc. Unless... of course... he's been kidnapped by Romulans and this is all some sort of simulation on... THE HOLODECK! Hosted by Darius Hamilton-Smith, Dylan Hamilton-Smith an...

In an episode nine centuries in the making, in what is likely Discovery 's Trekkiest episode yet, the crew must hold off the Emerald Chain while Saru, Michael and Culber do some basic cosplay while unraveling the mystery of The Burn on... THE HOLODECK! Hosted by Darius Hamilton-Smith, Dylan Hamilton-Smith and Jan Lefrancois-Gijzen Computer Voice provided by Verona Blue Music by  b o d y l i n e  ...

We get to cover some Picard! In this episode the HoloBoys take a look at Picard’s holodeck ready room. Don’t miss the warrior nuns, EHH (emergency hospitality hologram), frozen birds and more. All this week on... TREK TO THE HOLODECK! Let’s Get Spooky! Hosted by Darius Hamilton-Smith, Dylan Hamilton-Smith and Jan Lefrancois-Gijzen Computer Voice provided by Verona Blue Music by  b o d y l i n e  ...

It's the first episode of the year, of the new season of "Trek to the Holodeck," and of Deep Space Nine! And folks, it sure is... there! "Emissary" itself is a great two-part series premiere, but a classic photonic episode it is not. Nevertheless, we do get to see some father-son bonding on a fishing dock in... THE HOLODECK! Hosted by Darius Hamilton-Smith, Dylan Hamilton-Smith and Jan Lefrancois-...

In a very special episode of Trek to the Holodeck, we ditch the 'deck to pay tribute to 2020 with the Star Trek: Voyager two-part classic, Year of Hell! And while there may not be photonic simulations in this episode, we do get Ensigns Space, Lewis and 'Pek kick their feet up in... THE HOLODECK!  Hosted by Darius Hamilton-Smith, Dylan Hamilton-Smith and Jan Lefrancois-Gijzen Computer Voice provide...

In this re-tooled, never-produced The Original Series script, Picard must defend a planet in a trial against the devil... or is it a space magician? Oh, and happy holidays! Data plays Scrooge in... THE HOLODECK! Hosted by Darius Hamilton-Smith, Dylan Hamilton-Smith and Jan Lefrancois-Gijzen Computer Voice provided by Verona Blue Music by  b o d y l i n e   available on Bandcamp

DS9 goes Ocean's Eleven to save their favorite sentient holosuite character. Will they be successful? Will our favorite lower decks ensigns get to participate in the heist? Will Lo'Pek become a smoker? This week we visit old school Vegas on our Trek to the Holodeck!!! Hosted by Darius Hamilton-Smith, Dylan Hamilton-Smith and Jan Lefrancois-Gijzen Computer Voice provided by Verona Blue Music by  b...

It’s Kes’s birthday! And Voyager gets caught in an anomaly that makes everybody walk around and getting nothing done. But what better place to get nothing done than a Tom Parisian café on... THE HOLODECK! Hosted by Darius Hamilton-Smith, Dylan Hamilton-Smith and Jan Lefrancois-Gijzen Computer Voice provided by Verona Blue Music by  b o d y l i n e   available on Bandcamp

We get to do a Discovery episode! Do they make Michael cry too much? Is Saru on route to be one of the best captains? Book’s ship is kind of a studio apartment that also functions as... A HOLODECK! Hosted by Darius Hamilton-Smith, Dylan Hamilton-Smith and Jan Lefrancois-Gijzen Computer Voice provided by Verona Blue Music by  b o d y l i n e   available on Bandcamp

You know how sometimes, it's easier to imagine hanging out with all you friends rather than actually hanging out with them? In this steamy, romantic episode, Seven of Nine simulates her personal life on... THE HOLODECK! Hosted by Darius Hamilton-Smith, Dylan Hamilton-Smith and Jan Lefrancois-Gijzen Computer Voice provided by Verona Blue Music by  b o d y l i n e   available on Bandcamp

Quark accidentally buys a Jem'Hadar baby along with a pile of trash. When the baby grows into a boy and then an angsty teen in a matter of hours, nobody knows what to do... except Odo, who suggests helping the Jem'Hadar work out its anger in... THE HOLOSUITE! Hosted by Darius Hamilton-Smith, Dylan Hamilton-Smith and Jan Lefrancois-Gijzen Computer Voice provided by Verona Blue Music by  b o d y l i...