Trek to the Holodeck

This week Marc goes back in time to go on a cruise to ALAKSA. Meanwhile the OG3 are left to their own devices. Let's just say things get offfff track. Bits are a little to plentiful, Pert makes the same glowy body suits, and Geordi is acting like he is in college again this week on ...THE HOLODECK! WGA and SAG-AFTRA Strike Support: https://www.wgacontract2023.org https://www.sagaftrastrike.org htt...

In continuations from last episode, the Holobois jump back into action. WE GOTTA WATCH ALL THE HOLODECK EPS OF PRODIGY BEFORE THEIR GONE! (Spoiler Alert: they are already gone) In this weeks episode the Holobois finish off watching the last 2 Holodeck episodes of the beloved Trek series, Prodigy. This week on... THE HOLODECK! Enjoy and please sign the petition to get it back! https://www.change.or...

The News came quick and the deletion came quicker! In the light of the news that Paramount+ was canceling Prodigy and also removing it from their streaming service, the Holobois jump into action. WE GOTTA WATCH ALL THE HOLODECK EPS BEFORE THEIR GONE! Enjoy and please sign the petition to get it back! https://www.change.org/p/save-star-trek-prodigy Hosted by Marc Cooper, Darius Hamilton-Smith, Dyla...

Tuvok is tasked with running 4 of the maquis that just joined with voyager through the equivalent of Star Fleet Bootcamp. Did he go too far? Could he have been more understanding of their situation? Is NEELIX of all people a voice of reason this week on our trek to... THE HOLODECK! Hosted by Marc Cooper, Darius Hamilton-Smith, Dylan Hamilton-Smith and Jan Lefrancois-Gijzen Computer Voice provided...

It's the 2nd episode of the season. The Holobois DEFINITELY didn't record this episode before the first episode. This week we get to see Savage Voyager, an alien museum where they are rewriting history and the Doctor has to defend the facts. Also Marc is not a fan of the Fast and Furious Franchise and has to listen to the other 3 Holobois try and sell him on it. All this and more this week on... T...

In their season 6 premiere, the holobois tackle the infamous Tuvix episode! Did Janway murder tuvix? What would you have done? Is Tuvix a pool shark? AND, something crazy happens in the archive! All this and more this week on our trek to ...THE HOLODECK! Hosted by Marc Cooper, Darius Hamilton-Smith, Dylan Hamilton-Smith and Jan Lefrancois-Gijzen Computer Voice provided by Verona Blue Music by b o...

While the holobois a break between season. (and their writers are on strike) they decided to cut together some of their favorite archive segments. Sit back and relax and enjoy some crazy fun on ...THE HOLODECK! Hosted by Marc Cooper, Darius Hamilton-Smith, Dylan Hamilton-Smith and Jan Lefrancois-Gijzen Computer Voice provided by Verona Blue Music by b o d y l i n e available on Bandcamp We're a fa...

In their season 5 finale, the holobois minus Dylan watch one of the greatest episodes of Ferengi lore ever conceived. What starts as a ragtag group of scrappy Ferengi planning to thieve moogie Ishka back from the Dominion turns into a hostage negotiation with Iggy Pop's Vorta. There's an excellent training scene featuring this group of misfits failing to fight off the Jem'Hadar in... THE HOLODECK!...

THE BORG ARE BACK AGAIN! Only this time is earlier in the timeline than last episode. SOOOO the Borg are back... FROM THE FUTURE! That being said there is no time travel in this episode. It's all about early Seven learning to be human. Neelix teaches her to eat! There are weird wet blanket aliens. Jan went to a wedding! This week on... THE HOLODECK! Hosted by Marc Cooper, Darius Hamilton-Smith, Dy...

The 4 holobois reunite this week to take on a two-parter always meant to be one! The Borg are back and boy oh boy does Janeway have a plan. Voyager needs a Transwarp coil and they plan on stealing it! That's right, this is a heist job with a twist: Seven of Nine is caught between her new collective on Voyager and her old mom's collective among the Borg. Oh and Pert is making a Borg Roomba. All thi...

Marc and Jan delete Darius and Dylan to make way for the pod's favorite Irishman, Mr. Seán Ferrick! The Enterprise-D rolls up on a mysterious probe and, as usual, it spells trouble for Picard: he's got a son?? And Season 1 sub-boss Daimon Bok wants to hold him ransom? Marc, Seán and Jan point out how many story beats in this episode echo Season 3 of Picard. You're going to LOVE Seán's Kzinti Ensig...

It’s the Championship of our Par’March Madness Tournament! The holobois have rewatched the the final two episodes and are now going to recap and re-rate them with input from the listeners! Jan is gone this week after his entire bracket was demolished in the Final Four, but his scores live on from the past. As always, you never know what’s gonna happen! Find out who wins the whole tournament on TRR...

It's getting hotter and hotter for Par'March Madness! The holobois get into some conflict as the decisions get more and more personal. Is Jan sabotaging all the Deep Space episodes out of spite? Does Dylan's love of "Take Me Out to the Holosuite" overcome all barriers? Will the reign of "Nothing Human" ever end? Find out as we TREK to the HOLODECK! Hosted by Marc Cooper, Darius Hamilton-Smith, Dyl...

Par'March Madness continues this week! We are into the Sweet Sixteen round. The holobois had some tough decisions. A few had to be decided by your votes! Who is moving on to the Elite Eight?! Does it sound like they are recording in person again!? Are there too many awkward pauses? All this and more on this weeks TREEEEEEEEK...TO THE HOLODECK! Hosted by Marc Cooper, Darius Hamilton-Smith, Dylan Ha...

It's the event years in the making: a showdown between the top 32-ranked episodes the holobois have rated so far! We knew our first round would be a tough task, so TrekCulture's very own Seán Ferrick was gracious enough to join and break all our ties as we rated episodes head-to-head! This is a big one, but worth it as we depend on our listeners to vote on their choice for the round of 16! It's a...

Dylan went missing this episode! Seven is in a bunch of time travel! Did YOU catch the holodeck scene?! Carl Sagan's son is a writer! Does Janeway fuck with the timeline too much? All this and more this week on... THE HOLODECK! Hosted by Marc Cooper, Darius Hamilton-Smith, Dylan Hamilton-Smith and Jan Lefrancois-Gijzen Computer Voice provided by Verona Blue Music by "b o d y l i n e" available on...

Special guest of TWI HARD and HAM RADIO podcasts GARY joins the holobois as Data goes to a space conference and comes back a father... we've all been there after a couple synthols, Mr. Data. Marc hates on Data some more while Gary is simply a gem. And a surprisingly high rating goes to this episode for its scene where Lal chooses their identity in... THE HOLODECK! Hosted by Marc Cooper, Dylan Hami...

Featuring a rare Jadzia/Odo pairing (Jadzodo? Odzia?), this episode has three plots! Jake gets a job as an engineering apprentice, Kira has 0% chemistry and 100% horniness for Vedek Bareil, and Jadzodo/Odzia help solve the mystery of disappearing villagers on a Gamma Quadrant planet. Something to do with omicron particles. Everybody's wearing cool beads and hats. Standouts are amazing then-child a...

Picard is gonna meet with Insect Aliens, The Holodeck get some upgrades, Jan is sick, The Holobois spend ALOT of time talking about Disneyland vs Disney World oh and its the OG Holodeck malfunction Ep (if you don't count the Animated Series (which we don't because it was the Rec Room)) this week on…THE HOLODECK!!!! Hosted by Marc Cooper, Darius Hamilton-Smith, Dylan Hamilton-Smith and Jan Lefranco...

Sisko and Jake clean clams at his dad’s restaurant; Kira deals with some pesky Romulans on a Bajoran moon; and Worf works out his grief the only way he knows how…absolutely destroying Vic’s lounge. Jan is getting some R&R for his birthday, so join Darius, Dylan, and Marc as they fight to get Jadzia into Sto’Vo’Kor on…THE HOLODECK!!!! Hosted by Marc Cooper, Darius Hamilton-Smith, Dylan Hamilton...

It's the OG3 (minted by Marc the 4th) this week! In the second episode of the lead up to the Season 3 premier we get to spend some time with Troy and Riker. OH ALSO, Data (Iceman) looses his memory on a planet and exposes the alien population to radiation rocks. OH ALSO ALSO, Oh Oh Oh O'Riely Auto Parts on... THE HOLODECK! Hosted by Marc Cooper, Darius Hamilton-Smith, Dylan Hamilton-Smith and Jan...

It's an absolute banger of an episode and Star Trek directorial debut for David Livingston as we watch the Romulans full-out Manchurian Candidate-ing Geordi LaForge. Are Romulans kinda racist? Is this the beginning of "O'Brien must suffer"? How does this episode get "Data" Ex Machina'd? Oh, and watch O'Brien get phasered on... THE HOLODECK! Hosted by Marc Cooper, Darius Hamilton-Smith, Dylan Hamil...

Recording from the great flood of Los Angeles 3/4 of the Holobois take on the most recent episode of Trek! Mark has to give context to the Hamilton-Smith bro's. Is Lo'Pek religious?! ICE CREAM IS ALCOHOL! All this and more on this weeks... TREK TO THE HOLODECK! Hosted by Marc Cooper, Darius Hamilton-Smith, Dylan Hamilton-Smith and Jan Lefrancois-Gijzen Computer Voice provided by Verona Blue Music...

The hotly asked for DS9 episode is up on the rating block. Will it unthrone "Our Man Bashir"? Does Dylan have a physical media addiction? Is Tom Space a war vet? Listen to find out on this weeks... TREK TO THE HOLODECK! Hosted by Marc Cooper, Darius Hamilton-Smith, Dylan Hamilton-Smith and Jan Lefrancois-Gijzen Computer Voice provided by Verona Blue Music by "b o d y l i n e" available on Bandcamp...

It's a Lower Deck Episode this week! But that doesn't its a Lower Deck Episode. This LDS Ep. is action packed and amazing. Join the Bois as they try not to talk holodeck till the second half, AI tries its hand at Star Trek, is LoPek dead again?! All this and more on this weeks... TREK TO THE HOLODECK! Hosted by Marc Cooper, Darius Hamilton-Smith, Dylan Hamilton-Smith and Jan Lefrancois-Gijzen Comp...